TMI warning: Could I have hurt my BF?

TheQuintessentialPoster · April 2014

So last nite my BF and I were doing the dirty (having sex) and he went down on me...well I accidentally farted in his mouth...I passed it off as a queef, but what if poop got in his mouth...? Should I tell him the truth or jus wait n see if he starts to get sick?

dogsombrero · April 2014

See if he get's pink-eye if he does then either fess up or tell him he's gross and dirty and doesn't wash his hands after pooing and that's why he got pink-eye.

CunningStunt · April 2014

I'd only be worried if he started talking crap.

N0nSequitur · April 2014

Don't worry about it. If he swallowed some poop, then it will just mix with his poop on the inside, and he'll poop it out again for you. Which is really sweet, if you think about it. You'll never be closer than when he poops out your poop.

TheKittysTitties · April 2014

Don't lie, he was all like

Bootsie327 · April 2014

N0nSequitur said:

Don't worry about it. If he swallowed some poop, then it will just mix with his poop on the inside, and he'll poop it out again for you. Which is really sweet, if you think about it. You'll never be closer than when he poops out your poop.

And then you'll be poop brothers for life!

unicornsparklefarts · April 2014

My BF asks me to do this on a regular basis, doesn't yours?

hippoHippoChik · April 2014

https://www.poopreport.com/Doctor/Knowledgebase/fecal_vomiting.html

If this happens, it is bad

FlatVag · April 2014

Ask him this.

hatrats · April 2014

If he has a sense of smell, I think he probably gathered that it wasn't a queef after all.

Xath · April 2014

I just laughed so hard I almost peed myself.

N0nSequitur · April 2014

PerkyAttractiveV4G1N4 · April 2014

Your vag must smell really bad if he couldn't tell the difference between a fart and a queef.

Bootsie327 · April 2014

jennish11 said:

I just laugh farted... do you think some of it got in my baby's mouth?

Conversely, my baby farted inside my womb and it went back up and got in my mouth. Do you think it will somehow get back to him and be dangerous for him?