Baby Funnies

skidderdo

It has been raining all friggen weekend and I need some funny baby stories to cheer me up!
What funny stuff is your baby up to lately?
I have two...
First, for some reason every time I give Warner a pear or apple or piece of fruit he goes right for the stem. Bites it every time. Then looks disappointed that the fruit tastes yucky. Really baby?!?
Second, we now think it is absolutely hysterical to brush our teeth and then brush our nut sack during bath time. Boys..... good lord.

Lhyacinth888

I have a funny 3 year old story... my DS had his penis out of his pants while he was watching tv. I asked him why his penis was out. He said "he wanted to watch tv with me".

Shabutie

This kid has been opening up my underwear drawer, taking them out and putting them around her neck..... She will give a satisfied grin and then go about her way. This morning she had three pairs of underwear "necklaces" - I wish I had taken a picture before she took them all off :P
This was the other day. Definitely a future blackmail photo!

MrsHartman7

This morning Fin was concentrating really hard going to the bathroom...then pushed so hard he blew huge snots out of both nostrils.  It must have worked because he looked up at me and laughed, and yes, it was a huge man-sized poop I had to clean out.

tondraluv

Brayden loves to get in my sock drawer then goes to find daddy and puts my socks in his face. He's also been taking off his diaper to touch his twig.

shadysladyWed98470

Elliott is finally learning to wave. He waves at lights, trees, cars,.... But WILL NOT wave to people!!

bibliophileemily

Sonya's new favorite thing is to grab my hands and make me clap, then push my hand into her face so that it's completely covered. She also "dances" (usually to the theme song of a TV show) by stepping up and down really fast and walking around in circles while babbling.

jaime52005

Ella pooped some rabbit turds yesterday and my husband changed we diaper in the floor . 10 min later we see her looking at something so intently .. She was inspecting a poop ball that rolled off of her diaper..gross

lyankowi

Poop ball )

Sarahbeth1169

Mason just learned how to wave so yesterday at my MILs house he was crawling stopped in front of her looked up at her waved and then took off. We both laughed so hard!!!!
I have one more I thought was super cute. So our puppy dog loves stuff animals and was on the couch chewing on one and dropped it off the couch. Mason crawled over picked it up and was trying to hand it to our puppy. It was so cute.