FFFC

fitmama418

Yesterday's UO somewhat reminded me of old times. Quality stuff. Here's hoping this one has the same yield.

fitmama418

I broke Lent 3 times this week. I gave up "desserts," but I had jelly beans yesterday. Hershey's kisses the day before, and several mini Snicker's a few days before that. Sorry, Jesus.

fitmama418

chelsiechristine said:

I think LO is going through a wonder week. He only wants me. He even cries when he goes to SO. I can tell it hurts his feelings so I act like it drives me crazy. But really, I love that he only wants his mama ;-)

Yep. This. Sophia is in that loooong 15-19 week "leap" with the storm cloud herself. Wants the mama (and all the night time parties, apparently). Makes me a little happy, too.

kimmycup

I've only dtd twice since having Neva. I have no interest and wish my DH would just watch porn and please himself. :O

dobrydney

nciesla said:

I broke Lent 3 times this week. I gave up "desserts," but I had jelly beans yesterday. Hershey's kisses the day before, and several mini Snicker's a few days before that. Sorry, Jesus.

Those are CLEARLY snacks, not desserts.

fluttergirlmoonchild79

Shelby always falls asleep watching Seasame Street.  I keep watching it because I honestly love it even if certain things have changed since I was a kid.

dobrydney

I gave my notice at work last week.  I have a jury summons sitting on my table for Monday.  I can't call until 5:30 PM today to find out if I have to go or not.  I have no intention on coming to work next week either way.  This may seem like a douche move, but I'm taking care of everything as if I'm planning on being out all of next week for jury duty so what is the point in me coming?!

mskatiep

I would never recommend this to anyone, but I will take a "diet pill" if I am really dragging ass during the day. @katieLou711Zombie post makes me think that I am probably the only one that uses anything stronger than coffee to get me through. I know that it isn't good for me, but sometimes coffee just doesn't cut it. Although I NEVER did this when I was breastfeeding....  

[Deleted User]

Per @nciesla's UO yesterday I took a half day last Thursday to go get a pedicure and new sandals for my trip to Miami last week. It was THAT important my tootsies were tended too... and I lied to my work and said I needed to take care of " baby stuff"...

jennifertewart

I am not doing the HHM weekly weight check in today.  I haven't been eating very well and don't feel very "light!"  Getting back on the horse starting...now!

TJHine

LO peed out of his diaper overnight two nights ago and since we cosleep there was a wet spot on my sheets.

I changed him right away but left the sheets for later. When I went to go to sleep last night I remembered I never changed them, and went to sleep anyway. I still haven't changed them. Pee sheets for the win, I'm gross.

fitmama418

jennifertewart said:

I am not doing the HHM weekly weight check in today.  I haven't been eating very well and don't feel very "light!"  Getting back on the horse starting...now!

I SEEEEE YOOOOOU! ;-) Jk jk.

daniann333

C and I co sleep and he was whining last night.  So I reached for the pacifier and felt for his mouth (never opened my eyes).  I couldnt figure out why he was taking the pacifier.  Finally I opened my eyes and well.....I was putting it in his ear.....Where is my mother of the year award  ">

J&JJ2011

I started BF for the normal reasons, but now I'm half doing it for that, half doing it so my boobs stay big and take the attention off of my post-baby bump.

Also, I just realized that I requested to be part of HHM and then forgot to check back in to see if I was "in"....I didn't catch there was a check in....moseying over there now...

Kfran84

daniann333 said:

C and I co sleep and he was whining last night.  So I reached for the pacifier and felt for his mouth (never opened my eyes).  I couldnt figure out why he was taking the pacifier.  Finally I opened my eyes and well.....I was putting it in his ear.....Where is my mother of the year award  ">

I have definitely tried to put it in LO's eye before! It's especially tricky if he's thrashing his head around. My fine motor skills at 3:00 AM are just not happening.

katie.725

The only day that laundry gets done at my house is when my mom comes over to watch Isaac... because she does the laundry...

amberrrjade

Smilz4782 said:

On my run the other evening the sun was shining and I was feeling good.
The thought crossed my mind, what if I just kept going...Gump style...

I adore you.

Ninjamama86

DH and I haven't had a very exciting sex life post-partum. He's such a sweetheart, is super patient and doesn't try to pressure me. That being said, I only make advances towards him when I know he's too tired, so at least I can say "I tried."

Maybe one day I'll like sex again?

Shitty wife award, I win.

cagoldi

Sing2phins said:

Kfran84 said:

daniann333 said:

C and I co sleep and he was whining last night.  So I reached for the pacifier and felt for his mouth (never opened my eyes).  I couldnt figure out why he was taking the pacifier.  Finally I opened my eyes and well.....I was putting it in his ear.....Where is my mother of the year award  ">

I have definitely tried to put it in LO's eye before! It's especially tricky if he's thrashing his head around. My fine motor skills at 3:00 AM are just not happening.

I totally have to do the blind person thing of feeling her entire face to find her mouth in the dark.


I don't recall having done this with baby, but there were a few times I tried to nurse the cat and give him a paci.

amberrrjade

1. I haven't had sex at all PP

2. I shave my armpits like once a week now (lazy)

TJHine

amberrrjade said:

1. I haven't had sex at all PP

2. I shave my armpits like once a week now (lazy)

Oh now I feel like I need to confess...I haven't shaved at all in like a month. Once again, I'm gross

amberrrjade

TJHine said:

1. I haven't had sex at all PP

2. I shave my armpits like once a week now (lazy)

Oh now I feel like I need to confess...I haven't shaved at all in like a month. Once again, I'm gross

fitmama418

I just almost ordered a pizza for lunch for DH and I...knowing full well there would likely be no leftovers for me for dinner because he'll eat EVERYTHING.

Therefore I will wait until he leaves for work later before I order the pizza so I have more for myself.

PeachsMama

amberrrjade said:

1. I haven't had sex at all PP

2. I shave my armpits like once a week now (lazy)

Oh thank god! I'm not the only one! Still haven't had pp sex.. And that's one of the reasons I haven't even attempted to get LO out of our bed. He's my excuse..

Are you supposed to shave them more often????? I have red hair so all my leg/arm/ arm pit hair is fine and blonde so you can't even see it..

mmm50

nciesla said:

I broke Lent 3 times this week. I gave up "desserts," but I had jelly beans yesterday. Hershey's kisses the day before, and several mini Snicker's a few days before that. Sorry, Jesus.

I broke Lent today and had a chicken caeser salad from Panera.  I don't know WTH I was thinking because if I'm breaking Lent I should have had a steak.  Also sorry, Jesus.

I have a secret Godiva chocolate stash that DH will never know about...... because it will probably be gone by tomorrow.

amberrrjade

mapayne626 said:

1. I haven't had sex at all PP

2. I shave my armpits like once a week now (lazy)

Oh thank god! I'm not the only one! Still haven't had pp sex.. And that's one of the reasons I haven't even attempted to get LO out of our bed. He's my excuse.. Are you supposed to shave them more often????? I have red hair so all my leg/arm/ arm pit hair is fine and blonde so you can't even see it..

I'm sporting thick black pit hairs. lol

cagoldi

amberrrjade said:

1. I haven't had sex at all PP

2. I shave my armpits like once a week now (lazy)

I think these go hand in hand. If I weren't DTD I wouldn't bother shaving.

I spilled tea all over the carpet in our office/loft yesterday. I cleaned it up but not as well as I could have if I put a little more elbow grease into it. I've revised my FWP plan to get housekeeping service for the rest of the year. My new mission is to get new flooring and get the cleaning service. I think that tea stain staring at DH every time he hangs out in there playing guitar is going to do the trick.

fitmama418

CFox815 said:

We were in the ER last night because the boy has RSV. My husband and I are both sick. The doctor last night basically said that we should quarantine ourselves until the baby is better. This excites me because I have no groceries in so I am going to order comfort food delivery all weekend and cheat on my diet. I am not excited my child has RSV, FYI.

Loving the comfort food, HATING the RSV.

cagoldi

I'm sorry @CFox815. Hope you are all feeling better soon. A weekend of hibernating, eating good food, and snuggling will be good for everyone.

katie.725

CFox815 said:

Hate the RSV, love the doctors orders of no diet, no gym, cuddles and laziness only. That's what I heard at least.

That's what you do... you hunker down with the humidifier, netflix and the snot sucker and spend a lot of time cuddling

rach1283

@CFox815‌ hope you guys feel better soon!

Kfran84

jennabee1015 said:

This isn't flame worthy, but my confession is that I have been having the hottest Don Draper sex dreams since getting into Mad Men last month. He's really doing it for me.

OMG yes.

Is it weird that I do not find him attractive in other movies, eg Bridesmaids?

bglovesbabyk

This goes with @jennabee1015‌'s confession. At least once a week I dream that I am together with Anson Mount from "Hell on Wheels". I am often bummed when I wake up to realize it was just a dream, again. I love DH dearly but damn, the dreams are AMAZING! In case you don't know who he is, here are some pics. Enjoy but not too much, he is MY dream boyfriend, and I'll fight you! :P

megswen

Last week, I went through my pantry and refrigerator and threw out all of the junk food/processed food/etc. to force myself to eat healthy. So far, for the most part, it's working like a charm, but every now and then when I just need some chocolate, I'll bust open a bag of chocolate chips (Guittard brand, no less!). Sometimes you just gotta stop eating healthy for just a sec.

Kfran84

The only thing I have accomplished at work today is hiring a new cleaning service. I am also leaving a little early because my boss is gone.

I accepted a position at a competitor and I have not resigned yet, but all motivation has gone out the window.

EandIMommy86

Mine is weak but I can't think of anything else. We are taking DD to a birthday party tomorrow for one of her friends and I used that as an excuse to buy her a new dress. DH will never know I bought it today because it is already hanging up in her closet.

PirateMonster

I hired a cleaning service to come out today, while I worked from home and my sitter took DS out for a few hours. I feel like an elitist prick, but the floors have NEVER been this clean.

Dreamingmommy4

I have had PP sex, but not nearly as often as DH wants. Whenever he starts hinting about sex (usually at night), I start "getting ready for bed". This entails a very long drawn out process of getting LO changed into pjs and a diaper, giving her her nighttime juice (to help with her constipation issues) and then nursing her and rocking her until she is drowsy enough to be put in her crib. Then I get myself ready for bed. By the time I actually get in bed, DH is falling asleep. I snuggle up next to him and start giving him a HJ and he'll fall asleep during. Then I can say, "well I was trying to have sex with you but you fell asleep!" Totally works.