FFFC

riansmommie

How has this not been started yet!? So let's hear em ladies. What are your confessions?

bel194

I fell off of the treadmill at the gym on Wednesday night.

riansmommie

@bel194 ouch!! Are you ok!?

tiffletons518

H's best friend and his wife have thrown in the towel on trying for #3. She is straight up BSC not on her birth control. While part of me is happy because the two they have are out.of.control. I'm disappointed she isn't going to get fat again. I'm a terrible person.

megaroo64

bel194 said:

I fell off of the treadmill at the gym on Wednesday night.

Oh my God!  Are you ok???

I fell off once in college.  Skinned both my hands, my knees and one side of my face.  Treadmills are freakin' dangerous!  Granted, now, it is a HILARIOUS story.  My H makes my best friend from college tell the story every time she is in town.  

WasNotWas

My best friend at work is travelling to California in a couple weeks for a project that we are both working on (we are in different departments) and I am so bummed I can't go with her...but two of the people in my department are going which means I get the office to myself for a week.

bel194

@riansmommie‌ yes I am, it mostly hurt my ego lol.

sparklemotion86

When I first saw pictures of babies wearing those stickers saying how many months they were, I didn't realize they were stickers. I thought people were buying 12 onsies and I was like, "Why would someone waste that much money and what if they don't fit the baby, since every baby is different." It was a little while before I realized they were stickers. 

I'm such a genius.

No longer the best

That is my worst fear at the gym so therefore I never use the treadmill!!! 

My confession is that I played down my sickness yesterday to go out for Sushi with my Mom's Group.  I was going crazy staying at home.  I feel bad. And I couldn't even taste it! 

Cricket81

@NailQueen‌
We should lock her in a room with my mil for a few hours and they can cry at each other. My mil is exactly the same way, but she does not have a tough marriage or job, her life is just fine. She just needs to get over herself.

musicalsilver

NailQueen said:

I order my pics off of snapfish when they have a sale -so all of my pics from my camera are online in my account there. If I only get to pick 300 pics I go thru and pick the best ones -not in any order -its dumb I realize that now. When they arrive I put them in a photo album and I like to put them in according to how old he is in the pic. I guess most of the time  based on how much hair B has-I hope Dh doesn't catch any mistakes

The file names from my camera (and phone) generally have the date hidden in them somewhere - I just have shutterfly print them on the back and for the most part I then have the dates!

itsStackie

I sometimes forget what breastfeeding does to the body. I was talking to someone about how I'm never full anymore and I get thirsty. She said well yea, you are breastfeeding. I honestly forgot and got so excited that I could get a second helping with no judgment!!

musicalsilver

itsStackie said:

I sometimes forget what breastfeeding does to the body. I was talking to someone about how I'm never full anymore and I get thirsty. She said well yea, you are breastfeeding. I honestly forgot and got so excited that I could get a second helping with no judgment!!

I'm slowly coming to terms with this as well.  I am hungry all.the.time.  It's really ridiculous but I think I'm finally getting better at just rolling with it.  And serving myself about twice what I "think" I should be eating.  And then I might be full.  For a little bit.

I think it makes sense that I seem hungrier than I used to - LO's a heck of a lot bigger and we're sustaining all of that (well, apart from a bit of solids)!

TheTamedShrew

I confess that sometimes I wish tanning salons had child-watch just like the YMCA. My skin hasn't seen the sun since just before E was born. I know tanning beds are evil, spray tans look fake and require too much maintenance, and it's still too cold to lay out (and let's be honest, if I had time to "lay" anywhere it would be on the couch watching bad TV). How's a mama supposed to get some color? 

nikel13

We used Lily last night to try and peer pressure my 5 year old BIL into eating veggies and the like.  Lily loves them.  BIL, not so much.  We told him everything from Lily would be stronger than him and beat him up to saying that Lily ate better than him and she would have better eyes and such.  The kid eats junk all.of.the.time.  He knows which restaurants have what kind of sauces and really only eats chicken and fries from a variety of fast food places.  If he eats at home, it is steak or chicken.  No veggies or pasta or rice.  He won't eat fruit and love Doritos.  He drinks Diet Coke at 5! 

Murphie82

I keep eating all of the food I buy for B.  He gets some.  I get a lot.  I just finished off the box of Cheerio's we got for him. 

I also ate all these biscuit things specifically made for babies.  I opened one to see how hard it was and decided it and all the biscuits in both boxes I bought were way too hard for him to chew on.  In my defense, only one of them seemed anywhere near soft enough.  I think the rest were stale...and I still ate them.

This is probably one reason B is a little behind on eating solids other than purees.

TheTamedShrew

nikel13 said:

We used Lily last night to try and peer pressure my 5 year old BIL into eating veggies and the like.  Lily loves them.  BIL, not so much.  We told him everything from Lily would be stronger than him and beat him up to saying that Lily ate better than him and she would have better eyes and such.  The kid eats junk all.of.the.time.  He knows which restaurants have what kind of sauces and really only eats chicken and fries from a variety of fast food places.  If he eats at home, it is steak or chicken.  No veggies or pasta or rice.  He won't eat fruit and love Doritos.  He drinks Diet Coke at 5! 

Oh hell no. E will never be that picky/unhealthy, I don't care how many battles I have to have with her. I know FTMs should never say never, but....NEVER!

momofcatan

I never wear makeup unless I'm going to a wedding. At some point I need to grow up and figure out how to do simple everyday makeup, but laziness is still winning.

Ryanswifey619

Cricket81 said:

@NailQueen‌
We should lock her in a room with my mil for a few hours and they can cry at each other. My mil is exactly the same way, but she does not have a tough marriage or job, her life is just fine. She just needs to get over herself.

@Cricket81‌ can I throw mine in too? She does this too and loves making everything more dramatic than it needs to be.

We have a fun shopping day called shopportunity in my town every year-you get a pretty cool bag full of discount coupons and things and get to walk around to different stores that are participating-I've been avoiding talking about this with my mil cause I just want to take Jocelyn and have a nice relaxing day walking around to all the stores.

Ryanswifey619

kari5186 said:

amiet79 said:

When I first saw pictures of babies wearing those stickers saying how many months they were, I didn't realize they were stickers. I thought people were buying 12 onsies and I was like, "Why would someone waste that much money and what if they don't fit the baby, since every baby is different." It was a little while before I realized they were stickers. 

I'm such a genius.

I thought the same damn thing.

Same here

kelseypie

I'm getting my Paragard taken out Monday to TTC. I'm ridiculously excited. Logically, it probably would be smarter to wait until we save a little more money and buy a bigger vehicle, but there is never "the best time" or "enough money", right? RIGHT?

I'm also way overthinking my re intro to the TTGP board lol. And I'm way too stoked to start participating in some good snark again!

tiffletons518

GiggleJiggle said:

H's best friend and his wife have thrown in the towel on trying for #3. She is straight up BSC not on her birth control. While part of me is happy because the two they have are out.of.control. I'm disappointed she isn't going to get fat again. I'm a terrible person.

Hahaa!!! Is this the bitch who offered you her "fat" clothes after you had the baby?

That'd be the one!

musicalsilver

kelseypie said:

I'm getting my Paragard taken out Monday to TTC. I'm ridiculously excited. Logically, it probably would be smarter to wait until we save a little more money and buy a bigger vehicle, but there is never "the best time" or "enough money", right? RIGHT? I'm also way overthinking my re intro to the TTGP board lol. And I'm way too stoked to start participating in some good snark again!

Yeah - I've started lurking over there.  The flavor has changed a bit since I was last there, I feel like - and there are only a few familiar faces, but the snark is definitely the same.  

I need to readjust to the tone of the board!  Having done some hardcore Parenting lurking lately, I feel better prepared though ;-)

This is one of the few reasons I look forward to my first post-partum AF.  For now I just feel like a poser, so I'll continue to lurky-loo it up on TTGP.

kelseypie

musicalsilver said:

kelseypie said:

I'm getting my Paragard taken out Monday to TTC. I'm ridiculously excited. Logically, it probably would be smarter to wait until we save a little more money and buy a bigger vehicle, but there is never "the best time" or "enough money", right? RIGHT?

I'm also way overthinking my re intro to the TTGP board lol. And I'm way too stoked to start participating in some good snark again!

Yeah - I've started lurking over there.  The flavor has changed a bit since I was last there, I feel like - and there are only a few familiar faces, but the snark is definitely the same.  

I need to readjust to the tone of the board!  Having done some hardcore Parenting lurking lately, I feel better prepared though ;-)

This is one of the few reasons I look forward to my first post-partum AF.  For now I just feel like a poser, so I'll continue to lurky-loo it up on TTGP.

Yeah, I don't recognize many people. I was there 2 years ago. I still haven't gotten AF either, so until then I'm just impatiently waiting and hoping we'll possibly catch my first O (not that O, pervs). I'm not going to mess with temping or opks until then!

Murphie82

Ah, yes, because the only reason anyone has sex is to procreate.  Dumbf*ck

tttwalters

Wait, women aren't supposed to stay home and just have babies?

My FFFC is I would loose my shit if I was pregnant right now.

ASmallWonder

TheTamedShrew all I can say is that you can control yourself not giving him crap in place of good stuff but you can't control him being picky, trust  Pickiness is in them and you are powerless to stop it if it happens.  We don't give soda over here so, like I said, you can control what they eat to an extent but my kid doesn't eat most veggies.  Just doesn't.  I can't make him, I can just keep him from eating something else instead.  He's fine with that lol

riansmommie

I'm the mom that let's her baby get stuck behind the couch and has to take a pic before rescuing said stuck crying baby. Here's proof....

tttwalters

@nursemommy13, I wish you lived here and I could set you up with my older brother. He is a great guy and wants to settle down. 

Mufflerlove

Steamboat1679 said:

riansmommie said:

I'm the mom that let's her baby get stuck behind the couch and has to take a pic before rescuing said stuck crying baby. Here's proof....

I am impressed with how clean the area behind your couch is. My is full of dog hair.

We put our tunnel behind the couch she likes to crawl through it and stays out of the dust and away from the cords.

Western Diva

When I was running on the treadmill on Wednesday I farted several times...and just hoped the people on either side of me thought it was each other!

WasNotWas

@melOHdy said:

This game is destroying my productivity. 

I discovered this game yesterday and haven't been able to stop. It's really bad. I stayed up like 30 min after I went to bed to play

ColieAnn31

NaChelleBeck said:

WasNotWas said:

@melOHdy said:

This game is destroying my productivity. 

I discovered this game yesterday and haven't been able to stop. It's really bad. I stayed up like 30 min after I went to bed to play

.......damn you guys.

Yep, not clicking the link. I don't need any more addictions
:P

tiffletons518

GiggleJiggle said:

When I was running on the treadmill on Wednesday I farted several times...and just hoped the people on either side of me thought it was each other!

I'm the girl who thinks if you fart with your headphones on no one else can hear you either.

hahahaaa yessssssss!!

musicalsilver

NaChelleBeck said:

WasNotWas said:

@melOHdy said:

This game is destroying my productivity. 

I discovered this game yesterday and haven't been able to stop. It's really bad. I stayed up like 30 min after I went to bed to play

.......damn you guys.

I agree with this sentiment. But at the same time - it has to be better for my brain than candy crush, right?

Lizzybizzy80

I accidentally word smashed 'sorry' and 'excuse me' at the grocery store today and it came out 'sussi'. I hoped she might think English was not my first language.

WasNotWas

I DID IT!!!!

WasNotWas

@majwv8‌ I have been playing for like 3 days straight

BC&LM

araziza said:

I never wear makeup unless I'm going to a wedding. At some point I need to grow up and figure out how to do simple everyday makeup, but laziness is still winning.

I don't either. But I don't intend to learn how or start to wear it (other than a little lip gloss.)

WasNotWas

@CL8badB said:

Crap. Im going to need to try that game. It looks like something that id like.

Warning: I let Tyler cry for like 3 minutes while I played this game. It's bad