Anyone else???

jenb_99

@lv2011 Life's biggest joke. LOL. Yep, that's a pretty good description for it. My twitchy butthole agrees.

TaylorHam86

florassecret said:

Bologna boobs now too … I would gif a pitch perfect reference but I suck at the internet.

YES. I tried to find a gif or meme for this a while back but no luck. Either no one else thinks that line was funny or we both suck at the internet.

Dellaramsey

Pretty sure I snored today during my prenatal massage......and I was awake the whole time! Just total relaxation that I probably haven't had for the last 35 weeks.

Jillzy86

Oh my goodness I love this thread... Add me to team swamp ass , BH, Charlie horses at night, numbness under my boobs, and bloody noses. Pregnancy is just beautiful... :-?

The nurse at my pregnancy class said that there is a new study proving women who have heart burn during pregnancy will deliver a child with hair on their head . Any second time moms agree? I had to side eye this but, My mom only had heart burn with my middle brother and he was born with hair and my other brother and I were bald and no heart burn for my mom.

kat8805

Jillzy86 said:

Oh my goodness I love this thread... Add me to team swamp ass , BH, Charlie horses at night, numbness under my boobs, and bloody noses. Pregnancy is just beautiful... :-?

The nurse at my pregnancy class said that there is a new study proving women who have heart burn during pregnancy will deliver a child with hair on their head . Any second time moms agree? I had to side eye this but, My mom only had heart burn with my middle brother and he was born with hair and my other brother and I were bald and no heart burn for my mom.

I dunno about a study being done, pretty sure it's just an old wives tale. Dd1 was born with a full head of it, I only remember having heartburn once. DD2 is showing hair on every u/s, and the heartburn has been hellacious.

stiches221

Pretty much everything previously mentioned! But the one no one has mentioned… PREGNANCY BRAIN!!! I feel like 90% of my brain has been removed and it just keeps getting worse. I have the same chores to do everyday but have to have a list on my phone to actually remember all of it I also cannot complete a sentence without about 50 um um ums it annoys the crap out of DH. I swear by the time this kid comes out I am going to be actually brain dead.

awc1986

I have nothing else to add except that most of the above applies to me. Especially faucet face. I fell asleep on DH's pillow the other night and woke up before he came to bed. I'd left a sexy wet patch all over his pillow, so I just turned it over and scooted back over to my side. He never knew. B-)

Lild09

SMM1986 said:

Discharge! I'm going through at least 2 pantyliners a day. I can feel it leaking out.

Just 2? I don't know if it's just me but I'm changing at least 5-6 a day if not more. I hate feeling any bit of wet down there and since it's currently the Niagara Falls of discharge I feel like I'm constantly changing them!

Team bloody/stuffy nose, dry mouth, can't get up without help, night sweats, nausea and heart burn over here. I'll also add having some lower abdominal discomfort, and feeling like my son is trying to escape via intense cervix hits where I literally stop what I'm doing and pushing on my belly/ribs... I still love the little bugger though wouldn't trade it for the world

awc1986

I want to add butthole nudges! This is a new one for me. I'm used to the cervical punchbag, but going for the pooper is a very strange sensation.

bookishnerd

I've got the awful heartburn, leaky butt, return of the morning sickness, my mouth just feels gross most of the time, and I think I pulled a hip getting back into bed after a bathroom trip last night. Oh yeah, totally glowy pregnant lady here.

chillypenguin

Jillzy86 said:

The nurse at my pregnancy class said that there is a new study proving women who have heart burn during pregnancy will deliver a child with hair on their head . Any second time moms agree? I had to side eye this but, My mom only had heart burn with my middle brother and he was born with hair and my other brother and I were bald and no heart burn for my mom.

I had always thought this was an old wives tale, but in my What To Expect When You're Expecting book it says that new research has backed it up and it seems the hormones responsible for heartburn are the same ones that can produce hair. I have no idea what this "new research" is, but I had a decent amount of heartburn with DD and she had a good amount of hair when she was born.

Jillzy86

Found it ....
https://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/20/health/20really.html?_r=0

This is the link to an article ran by NY Times about how researchers at John Hopkins did a study on the correlation on heart burn and baby having hair.

My baby will be bald just like DH and I both were when we were babies, apparently.

awc1986

mary97 said:

Anyone else develop a hole in their lip?  Seems like everyday I"m either wearing my water or lunch on my shirt.

This has been the best thread, just fun to read.

Heck yes. And my belly is great food catcher. I've stopped trying to explain the stains on my shirt now.  

spacepotatoes

awc1986 said:

mary97 said:

Anyone else develop a hole in their lip?  Seems like everyday I"m either wearing my water or lunch on my shirt.

This has been the best thread, just fun to read.

Heck yes. And my belly is great food catcher. I've stopped trying to explain the stains on my shirt now.  

My belly is great at catching food too, but only the food that doesn't get into my bra first. Never quite know what I'm going to find when I take that off at the end of the day.

All of you with the hemmies, got room for one more? It took 31 weeks but they're here. I've been itchy and sore all night.

RachelCA29

spacepotatoes said:

awc1986 said:

mary97 said:

Anyone else develop a hole in their lip?  Seems like everyday I"m either wearing my water or lunch on my shirt.

This has been the best thread, just fun to read.

Heck yes. And my belly is great food catcher. I've stopped trying to explain the stains on my shirt now.  

My belly is great at catching food too, but only the food that doesn't get into my bra first. Never quite know what I'm going to find when I take that off at the end of the day.

All of you with the hemmies, got room for one more? It took 31 weeks but they're here. I've been itchy and sore all night.

I've been having the boob catch issues since first trimester (my first real pregnancy symptom was GIANT, sore boobs). But lately I'm amazed at when my bump can catch. The other day I was standing in my kitchen eating lime nacho chips, I dropped one so I called the dog over to get it off the floor. Only to discover when I moved that the nacho had fallen on my belly, not the floor. Poor dog got up for nothing ... I ate the nacho.

Happypost

I'm such a restless sleeper now! I flail around and moan all night long. Last night I apparently scratched dh in the face and head butt him HARD! I feel awful but I can't control it.

jenb_99

Jillzy86 said:

Found it .... https://www.nytimes.com/2007/02/20/health/20really.html?_r=0 This is the link to an article ran by NY Times about how researchers at John Hopkins did a study on the correlation on heart burn and baby having hair. My baby will be bald just like DH and I both were when we were babies, apparently.

Hmm. Interesting...but I wouldn't call a study of only 78 women conclusive.

flockofmoosen3

Anyone else....?

...having man poops? It started with this pregnancy and it makes me very anxious when I flush. "omg, what if it doesn't go down?"

also put me down for discolored boobs, heart burn, indigestion, swollen ankles, and snoring. And waddling like a duck. And not that I leak pee all the time, but I have peed myself (just a little) as I scramble to the bathroom and try to get my pants down in time to sit.

Bootsie327

Lild09 said:

Discharge! I'm going through at least 2 pantyliners a day. I can feel it leaking out.

Just 2? I don't know if it's just me but I'm changing at least 5-6 a day if not more. I hate feeling any bit of wet down there and since it's currently the Niagara Falls of discharge I feel like I'm constantly changing them! Team bloody/stuffy nose, dry mouth, can't get up without help, night sweats, nausea and heart burn over here. I'll also add having some lower abdominal discomfort, and feeling like my son is trying to escape via intense cervix hits where I literally stop what I'm doing and pushing on my belly/ribs... I still love the little bugger though wouldn't trade it for the world

Same. I think part of it goes back to my other point on this thread about full body sweats. My crotchal region is not exempt from this. I'm literally hot and sticky everywhere most of the time.

motoLyn

Walking around with their arm draped over the top of their belly in anticipation of one hard painful kick or movement to the organs or ribs?  Its like I'm constantly waiting for that scary clown to jump out from around the corner.  Why baby why must you keep me on orange alert?!

Mimaloo

Feel like you have to pee so badly it hurts, only to get to the bathroom and a few measly drips come out? Get off of my bladder kid - she's using it as either her punching bag or pillow and it's not pleasant. 

Also, waking up in the middle of the night dripping in sweat. 

momthatlifts

Anyone else? Heartburn. Waking up choking on stomach acid. Excessive sleeping. Congestion every single day. Nausea has returned, not everyday day. No interest in sex what so ever. What looks like a brown birth mark under my left boob. BH induced by walking.

I'm sure if I read all the pages these have all been mentioned

Dplusbsquared

The roids are the worst! I finally had the balls to mention it to my dr two weeks ago & he prescribed me some wonderful relief!

I'm beyond miserable just like you mamas, but I've got a big one... DH seems to have couvade syndrome & it's all I can do to not KILL HIM. He will have every symptom I mention. Since month 4, I finally started saying to him, "since you're pregnant too, I thought I'd let you know that [insert new symptom here] will probably hit you next week..." I don't think he even realized my statement was full of snark.

Lately, I've quit complaining so he can't have any more of my symptoms! They're MINE dammit.

Xath

So much itching, especially my scalp. My hair is still falling out, but not as much as the previous trimesters. And no matter how much water I drink I'm still thirsty all the time.

RedInLove

The hip pain here too, some nights it's nothing and other nights I can't get rid of it. The heartburn I can manage with Tums and ice cream. Reflux seems to come and go in spurts. Tired, tired, tired.

LO must have listened to the safety brief because she has definitely located the exit nearest to her and has been checking it out for a few days now, in a way that feels like she's pinching it every so often.

Xath

Ugh. I feel like my stomach is a magma acid bowling ball and I'm about to vomit it all up. Is this heartburn? Never had it with my other pregnancies.