Funny conversations

Jen4033

Anyone have any funny toddler conversations lately? I have 2 gems from yesterday's drive home from day care.   Probably funnier to me as mom, but all the same... here they are.

Me: So what did you do at day care today?
Colton: Push Max (game he plays with his friends at day care & he says this every day)
Me: No, tell me something different. I want to know more about what you did at day care today.
Colton: <yelling> No mommy! you no needs more!
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Me: <listing ...all the names of other kids at day care I could think of>.. did I get them all Colton?
Colton: uh huh. Day care friends.
Me: You sure have a lot of friends
Colton: MORE!
Me: You want more friends?
Colton: uh huh
Me: Ok we'll work on that.

lckcdc3

LOL so cute. I'll play.

The other day we were DS and I were eating lunch and he started screaming/screeching. 

Me: F, we don't scream in the house

F: My house?

Me: yes this is your house.

F: Mommy's House? Daddy's house?

Me: Yep my house and Daddy's house.

F: Stitchie's house? Roo's house? (Our dogs)

Me: Yep it's their house too.

F: TV's house?

Me LOL yes its TV's house

F: Soup's house? (he was eating soup for lunch)

F: Blake's house? (his BFF)

Me: No Blake has is own house.

F: ok.

buddrfly421

We were driving home last night and had the music on. DS asked if daddy liked the song and I said yes. He kept asking me to listen to it and I said I can't hear it if you keep talking so he goes "you need to listen with your ears
Mommy! Turn your listening ears on."[something that is repeated often to him lol]