This post is not about food.

CinemaGoddess

Shenanigans ensued on CEP (Proboards) last night. 

tl;dr version: KateAggie posts an article by a stupid anti-vax mommyblogger.  Mommy blogger, who is also an ND, which she uses in her signature,  threatens board with legal action for "copyright infringement" for posting entire article instead of just a link to her legit blog.  

https://www.pandce.****/thread/305387/eyes-rolled-right-out-head

This part (bolded) solidified NuggetBrain as my personal hero:

13 hours ago @meganheimer said:

When you click the "share it" button you will get an excerpt, link to my blog, and featured image. N.D stands for naturopathic doctor. Please be respectful of the property of others and alter your post so that no further action need be taken. Thank you.

You are an obnoxious, petty chucklefuck. I wish they had a vaccine for sheer dumbfuckery because you would be at the front of the goddamn line.  I would rather get smallpox on my vulva than spend another virtual moment in your company. Please get the fuck off our message board and go sat down somewhere so the intellectual taint you have infected this sacred space with like a truck full of cow shit will fade quickly, never to be remembered.

Also, suck my balls.

Yes, I posted a link to proboards.  Suck it, BGs.  

ASmallWonder

Ok, I love chucklefuck and will be adding it to my vocabulary, toot sweet.

ASmallWonder

My DH uses chuckle nuts on the regular so now I'll be all "I see your chuckle nuts (giggity) and raise you a chuckle fuck."

CinemaGoddess

The siggies over there are fucking amazing.  

anustart

Virtual moment is making me lol

msdrdg

I love "chucklefuck" and "I would rather get small pox on my vulva".  Awesome!

jorkz821

Wouldn't it only be copyright infringement if the OP tried to pass it off as her own work? Wasn't she posting it more as a "LOL look at this fucking dipshit!"?

CinemaGoddess

slappalicious said:

Wow! 

Kinda unrelated.  I joined back during the mass exodus.  I didn't realize that it was still going strong over there.

It's awesome over there. I lurk there on the daily.  

missymo

I saw this and thought it was hilarious! Glad you shared with the class. So funny.

CinemaGoddess

There really is nothing better than a righteous internet spanking by CEP.  

Rach7170

I love NuggetBrain so hard!

randomsalpal

Thanks for sharing...hilarious. Smallpox on the vulva, that's a new one.

LuckyDad

As a PhD, I'm seriously offended that "ND"s call themselves "Doctor".

LuckyDad

Regal Mama said:

LuckyDad said:

As a PhD, I'm seriously offended that "ND"s call themselves "Doctor".

Sometimes I'm not 100% sure you aren't my husband.

He sounds like a pretty cool guy!

LuckyDad

CTGirl30 said:

@LuckyDad, you need to stop working so hard and come play on the boards more.

I appreciate that my presence has been missed! I'm dealing with some stuff and have temporarily reprioritized my time usage. I've been posting a little at night, but unfortunately I'm gonna largely miss the East Coasters for a while.

billybumbler

Re: crazy's article, WTF is "virus shedding"???