Post your stupid questions here.

Manateearmz

**wipes urine from pee stick**

Alright ladies, let's get all of the dumb questions out of our systems now. I'm not sure if I can handle the stupidity for the next few months.

Can I paint my nails? YES

Can I eat feta cheese? YES

Can I have sex without hurting the baby? YEs

My cat is looking at me strange, does he know I'm pregnant? No

Anything else?

abbyful

Manateearmz said:

My cat is looking at me strange, does he know I'm pregnant? No

I disagree with this. Pets may not necessarily know "pregnant", but they can smell the difference in your hormones and may realize that something is up.

Manateearmz

abbyful said:

Manateearmz said:

My cat is looking at me strange, does he know I'm pregnant? No

I disagree with this. Pets may not necessarily know "pregnant", but they can smell the difference in your hormones and may realize that something is up.

Ha! Ok, regardless Fluffy has no idea that you're pregnant.

ETA: I should throw out the disclaimer that I don't have pets.

raelynn71109

LOL Right before both my BFPs (this one and last month's CP) my cat suddenly started sleeping next to me. It was totally about the fact that my body temperature is up and I am radiating heat at night. He also likes to lay on the kitchen counter when the dishwasher is on because the counter is warm. So I am like the dishwasher to him right now.

Congrats on your BFP!!

ETA: My story about my cat was sarcasm too. ;-)

renbee

Manateearmz said:

**wipes urine from pee stick** Alright ladies, let's get all of the dumb questions out of our systems now. I'm not sure if I can handle the stupidity for the next few months. Can I paint my nails? YES Can I eat feta cheese? YES Can I have sex without hurting the baby? YEs My cat is looking at me strange, does he know I'm pregnant? No Anything else?

I you.

24karat

Lol @Manateearmz‌ look at what you started. Hopefully you won't need to add a sarcasm font disclaimer...

Congrats on your BFP, BTW.

Manateearmz

Joy2611 said:

Can you tell me what it feels like when a sperm squirms inside an egg?  I felt twinges all night.  I know in my heart that it happened, but I'm waiting for my uterus to catch up with my spirit. 

It feels kind of like when a ball hair tickles the side of your leg during sex. I consider it the baby's first wave!

Manateearmz

DaisyBlinks said:

I don't have the symptoms I was expecting! Is everything ok? 

We're you expecting to toot glitter and barf tiny little rainbows? That kicks in at 2nd tri. For now you just shoot lasers out of your eyes and get ass pimples.

sparklingwhit

I was told that I would "glow" when I was pregnant.  Were they referring to the extreme sweat that is pouring out of me at all times, the acne, or the constant burping?

Manateearmz

Joy2611 said:

sparklingwhit said:

I was told that I would "glow" when I was pregnant.  Were they referring to the extreme sweat that is pouring out of me at all times, the acne, or the constant burping?

No - a general, pulsing aura.  You will probably also have a halo.

Is that not what is going on?

Uh. oh.


@Joy2611‌ is correct here. You should also be experiencing a calm but roaring choir hum wherever you go.

Nuclearcupcake

If my halo is held up by horns does that mean I'm having twins?
Edit:words

Manateearmz

Nuclearcupcake said:

If my halo is held up by horns does that mean I'm having twins?
Edit:words

Yes! You're giving birth to those little conscience babies that will sit on your shoulders and help you make all the right lyfe decisions!

Nuclearcupcake

Manateearmz said:

Nuclearcupcake said:

If my halo is held up by horns does that mean I'm having twins?
Edit:words

Yes! You're giving birth to those little conscience babies that will sit on your shoulders and help you make all the right lyfe decisions!

I knew it! That's what my magic 8 ball told me when I asked it if I was pregnant! The dr said it was just one baby but with all the dreams I've been having and of course what my magic 8 ball tells me I just KNOW he's wrong and there's twins in there!

sparklingwhit

Manateearmz said:

sparklingwhit said:

I was told that I would "glow" when I was pregnant.  Were they referring to the extreme sweat that is pouring out of me at all times, the acne, or the constant burping?

No - a general, pulsing aura.  You will probably also have a halo.

Is that not what is going on?

Uh. oh.

@Joy2611‌ is correct here. You should also be experiencing a calm but roaring choir hum wherever you go.

I mean...I have a pulsing headache.  Sometimes when I'm dry heaving the toilet seat looks like a halo through tears.  Does that count?

momthatlifts

I'm already showing at 8 weeks. Could it be twins?

4legsRbest

Nicb13 said:

Nuclearcupcake said:

If my halo is held up by horns does that mean I'm having twins? Edit:words

No, if you're craving raw meat then you are totes having twins. That's the ONLY sign.

Dreams do it too. If you dreamt you were pg with 2, then yep, you most certaintly are!

(Or "dreamed" if you have to argue verb conjugation, but why would anyone want to do that?)

Nuclearcupcake

JKBMA2014 said:

I'm already showing at 8 weeks. Could it be twins?

No no, those are definitely triplets!

momthatlifts

Nuclearcupcake said:

JKBMA2014 said:

I'm already showing at 8 weeks. Could it be twins?

No no, those are definitely triplets!

That makes more sense. If you put 3 grapes next to each other it makes one small baby

Helenahhandbasket

I am not pregnant, but this thread has me laughing my ass off.  Thanks for that!

cMichelle0423

My boobs stopped hurting, does that mean somethings wrong with the baby?

I took 5 HPT and they're all positive, what's the chance it could be a false positive?

When will I start showing?

Can I eat ?

Can I find out the sex of the baby at 12 weeks?

When should I have my first appt?

I'll stop for now, but let's face it, the list is endless....

edit: cuz words are hard

amandam1982

Oh geez...I can't stop laughing!!

 

I'm 11 weeks pregnant, did I just feel my baby move?

I'm 8 weeks pregnant and i SWEAR I'm showing!

My HCG levels are in the normal range, but they don't match my friend's HCG levels. Am I okay?

Manateearmz

DaisyBlinks said:

I thought the bump was supposed to be a place of support. Why are you all such bitches?

Easy, we all have arrested development and didn't progress past high school. When we get out of line, simply remind us that you feel sorry for our husbands and children.

Manateearmz

We wear pink on Wednesdays

Manateearmz

Nicb13 said:

Manateearmz said:

We wear pink on Wednesdays

Sweat pants are all that fit me right now.

If the have something written across the butt in rhinestones you're good.

haliebabyx3

I had an ultrasound at 12 weeks doctor says he's sure its a girl. Can i trust this? How many of you had ultrasounds at 12 weeks were the right??????

*Responds*

"oh em gee, you ladies are so effing rude. i don't even know how your men even deal with you hormonal raging crazy pregnant women."

 

jaztastic

How about... I know I was ovulating for the past 6 days, I don't temp or have a clue about my body, I think my period is supposed to come next week, but I had sex this morning. Since then my finger tips are tingly, could this mean I'm pregnant???

Greenmood

jaztaz1 said:

How about... I know I was ovulating for the past 6 days, I don't temp or have a clue about my body, I think my period is supposed to come next week, but I had sex this morning. Since then my finger tips are tingly, could this mean I'm pregnant???

Yes! Tingly fingers are another feeling you get right when the sperm makes it into the egg. I read this on babycenter, so that's for sure my source.

amandam1982

DaisyBlinks said:

I thought the bump was supposed to be a place of support. Why are you all such bitches?

You think we're bitchy now? I'm an angel compared to my drive to work today...at least I'm not SCREAMING IN ALL CAPS! I did do that to someone on the way to work this morning. Screaming, I didn't text them.

Meery82

Hai. I've been slightly nauseous for the past few days. How far along am I?

I must say, I'm very shocked by the 'ladies' around here. This is supposed be be a place for support. If you don't have anything nice to say...

I think I was exposed to dihydrogen monoxide. Am I gonna make it?!

Your all a bunch of rude hormonal bitches! I've heard bad things about this site. I'm going to Baby Center! (Note: your = you're)

Meery82

Oh, by the way: uncut penises are soooo gross, smoking pot while preggers is totes awesome, and you bitches are so mean and you shouldn't be allowed to breed!

 SUPPORT ME!!!!1!1!!!!11!!'111!!!!!!!!1'

haliebabyx3

Or the one thread that would never die it seemed like

"How do you work while pregnant?"

mb314

The Chinese Gender chart says I'm having a boy, but the string test says it's a girl.  Which do you think is right?

Manateearmz

haliebabyx3 said:

Or the one thread that would never die it seemed like

"How do you work while pregnant?"

End quote---

This has been my favorite. Makes my eyes roll so hard.

Meery82

I just fixed breakfast using 3 eggs. All three had 2 yolks inside. Obviously I'm having twins.

amandam1982

Manateearmz said:

Or the one thread that would never die it seemed like

"How do you work while pregnant?"

End quote--- This has been my favorite. Makes my eyes roll so hard.

Same here. I just want to hit my forehead against my office wall when I see this thread come up.

allgood921

mb314 said:

The Chinese Gender chart says I'm having a boy, but the string test says it's a girl.  Which do you think is right?

I'm not even shitting you, I had someone (Not on The Bump) argue with me and get mad because i told them the Chinese Gender chart was a load of bull and couldn't predict if I was having a boy or girl.  I told them it was solely coincidence if it turned out correct for someone.  Their response? "Well, my mom used it for all her kids and it was right every time! And my sister used it for her kid and it was right for her too!  So I believe it works!"
Ummmmm, ok crazy.

Manateearmz

allgood921 said:

mb314 said:

The Chinese Gender chart says I'm having a boy, but the string test says it's a girl.  Which do you think is right?

I'm not even shitting you, I had someone (Not on The Bump) argue with me and get mad because i told them the Chinese Gender chart was a load of bull and couldn't predict if I was having a boy or girl.  I told them it was solely coincidence if it turned out correct for someone.  Their response? "Well, my mom used it for all her kids and it was right every time! And my sister used it for her kid and it was right for her too!  So I believe it works!"
Ummmmm, ok crazy.

Quote fail


Wow somebody was coo coo for coco puffs.

katzalee

Stupid question: Is it safe to spray tan while pregnant?

Crazypregoseverywhere

Manateearmz said:

Can you tell me what it feels like when a sperm squirms inside an egg?  I felt twinges all night.  I know in my heart that it happened, but I'm waiting for my uterus to catch up with my spirit. 

It feels kind of like when a ball hair tickles the side of your leg during sex. I consider it the baby's first wave!

You're hilarious! I love it!

wildflower75

here's a stupid question... how do I delete a comment? ARGH

wildflower75

Meery82 said:

Hai. I've been slightly nauseous for the past few days. How far along am I?

I must say, I'm very shocked by the 'ladies' around here. This is supposed be be a place for support. If you don't have anything nice to say...

I think I was exposed to dihydrogen monoxide. Am I gonna make it?!

Your all a bunch of rude hormonal bitches! I've heard bad things about this site. I'm going to Baby Center! (Note: your = you're)

OMG I just started choking, crying and laughing all at the same time from your siggy ( Ho Made Apple Butter)!! A MILLION TIMES THANK YOU!