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RANCH.

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  • I actually love dipping fries in a mix of ranch and ketchup, but it has never even crossed my mind to dip pizza crust in it.

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  • edited March 2014
    @Springs1

    @anustart, I also love condiments.  Food is a vehicle for me to eat more condiments.
  • I love pizza dipped in ranch. Only way I can tolerate red sauce pizza. Hot wings and ranch, grilled cheese and ranch, corn dogs and ranch; it's all delicious.
  • @Springs1, would you be mad if you were charged $1000 for a side of ranch?
  • Ranch on pizza is fucking amazing.

    But to another point (and I know that dude is joking) I fucking hate the notion that chefs/restauranteurs should be able to dictate how anyone eats their food. 

    I mean... I get it... you shouldn't order a $70 steak and cook that shit to well done (::cough cough:::) but ultimately if the diner wants to slather their pizzas in ranch... it's their perogative...
    Disagree because ranch on pizza is gross.  This guy makes his own ranch for his other restaurants, so he's not anti-ranch.  Just anti-ranch on  pizza. 

    And I will never let go of my well done steak after last Christmas's undercooked steak debacle.  No, ma'am.  Well done steak 4 lyfe.  

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  • I want freedom to ranchify all my foods. I'd bring my own ranch to this pizza joint.
  • MrsBadKat said:
    lol that @springs1 was banned
    DAMMIT.  That is really disappointing.
  • We should buy stock in ranch at our house we go through it like water. Ranch is the best condiment


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  • sriracha&mayo=spicy mayo will always be the winner of condiments. 




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  • MrsBadKat said:
    I love that springs1 spends her days trolling the internet for her own name and netbattling ranch dressing and poor service. It's one of the absolute most amazing things about the internet, if you ask me.
    I hope she comes back with a new name!!!!  It's a lot of fun.


  • blockquote class="Quote" rel="pobrecita">But seriously ranch on pizza makes me gag to think about.



    My kids loooove dipping their pizza in ranch. Ewww.

    Come to think of it, they dip pretty much everything in ranch.


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  • Don't get her started on tipping on take out.  

    That's a hot topic for her.
  • Holy shit. She needs to be forced into being a waitress for a week. 

    Those terrible waiters, refilling her cups, not making unnecessary dishes, and trying to clear her table. Fuckers.
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  • I never cease to be amazed by springs1. She HAS to have a diagnosis.



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  • I seriously cannot believe she has a husband.  I mean I can...but I can't.
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  • i hope it gets all ranchy up in hurr




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  • I unbanned her. =))
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  • I don't understand how someone can like ranch (so gross) and dislike cadbury eggs (nectar of the gods)
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    -My son was born in April 2012. He pretty much rules.
  • Someone really needs to make a documentary about her. There's so much I want to know.



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    I'm in a Springs1 spiral.

    "Why would you be so stupid and uncaring to serve this cold from the refrigerator would *YOU eat COLD MARINARA SAUCE from YOUR OWN REFRIGERATOR?" -her to waitress.



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  • @Springs1‌ must be fighting more important ranchy battles elsewhere today.
  • I would and have eaten cold marinara sauce from the refrigerator.



    You're an animal.



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  • Just to top off all the feelings...a pic of my fav pizza, chicken, bacon and oh, yes, ranch!
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  • This whole thing made me laugh. I live in Dallas and thats one of our favorite places to get pizza. I LOVE ranch on my pizza. But, Cane Rosso's pizza doesn't need ANYTHING. I lived on the east coast and had "NY Pizza" and that doesn't even come close to how amazing this pizza is. 

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  • That chick is an asshole.

    Ranch on pizza is okay. I just got back from having a cheeseburger pizza with mustard cooked on top. Surprisingly good.
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  • Yes, fat free and light ranch are gross. It has to be the fatty, unhealthy ranch.
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  • You know what's the worst? Fat free ranch.



    It's like, why bother?!
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