*** FFFC ***

TJ1979

Obviously I don't feel like working this morning.  Let's hear those confessions, and make them juicy today ladies!

TJ1979

I love @stoneycakes with all my heart and soul, and think she is entirely more ultimate than @theultimatestoneycakes.  And I feel guilty that I posted otherwise in my UO yesterday. 

blondolphn

hrm let me think. 

Jo's confession is she tried to Dad's nasty work shoe this morning.

Mine:I love watching Nick Lachey on VH1's the buzz. He's still yummy. 

Chichigo

I get tired if holding my baby. There are nights when sleeping next to me isn't enough and he cries every single time I put him down. I try to convince myself to enjoy the snuggles because the day will come too quickly when he doesn't want any cuddles.

Into+the+Kitty

TJ1979 said:

I love @stoneycakes with all my heart and soul, and think she is entirely more ultimate than @theultimatestoneycakes.  And I feel guilty that I posted otherwise in my UO yesterday. 

I like stoneycakes probably better than all the rest if y'all combined.

TJ1979

Into+the+Kitty said:

TJ1979 said:

I love @stoneycakes with all my heart and soul, and think she is entirely more ultimate than @theultimatestoneycakes.  And I feel guilty that I posted otherwise in my UO yesterday. 

I like stoneycakes probably better than all the rest if y'all combined.

I both love and hate this.  (Jealous!)

tjkdlhb

This is more of a WTH... or something...

I lent a friend my NB stash because she was planning on CDing...  She has yet to try a single CD but complains nearly everyday about the poop she has to clean off onesies, bedding, her clothes, his clothes etc... etc...

I totally understand that she's still recovering and getting used to BF/adjusting to crazy lack of sleep... but...

Cloth would be so much LESS work.

I even suggested that if she wasn't comfortable using cloth, that she could take a cover to put over the disposable to hold it in, so that she wouldn't have to clean the bedding and other clothes so often... but she hasn't even tried that yet.

Cloth holds poop!  Just try it!

TJ1979

tjkdlhb said:

This is more of a WTH... or something...

I lent a friend my NB stash because she was planning on CDing...  She has yet to try a single CD but complains nearly everyday about the poop she has to clean off onesies, bedding, her clothes, his clothes etc... etc...

I totally understand that she's still recovering and getting used to BF/adjusting to crazy lack of sleep... but...

Cloth would be so much LESS work.

I even suggested that if she wasn't comfortable using cloth, that she could take a cover to put over the disposable to hold it in, so that she wouldn't have to clean the bedding and other clothes so often... but she hasn't even tried that yet.

Cloth holds poop!  Just try it!

Ugh, this is a huge pet peeve of mine... DO NOT ask me for advice, then not take it, then complain.  Do not complain about something that I have given you an option to fix, and you won't even try said option.  Just try it!  If it doesn't work, then complain, and I will be sympathetic.

TJ1979

That sucks @bookitup!  I mean, I get that people get sick.  But some sort of notice would be nice.

tjkdlhb

@TJ1979

At this point, I'd offer to come to her house to do laundry even... But I'm just not near her house often enough, since I live an hour away.

BoyOhBoys

My coochie hair is gray.

ElleBeeDub

I knew G needed a clean diaper when we got home today, but he was already asleep (we get home right at the beginning of naptime). Instead of risking waking him up and killing naptime, I left him in a dirty diaper until he woke up 2 hours later.

Into+the+Kitty

kklamb10 said:

I let my dog lick spit up off the carpet.

Ugh that made me gag.

Another gag worthy: (so be forewarned) I was cleaning my bedroom and saw a pair of my underwear half buried under my dog's blanket bed, so I went to pick them up to put them in the hamper. They were soaking wet because my dog has apparently licked them everywhere.

TJ1979

BoyOhBoys said:

My coochie hair is gray.

I feel awkward giving this a love penis, but it did make me llol.

Into+the+Kitty

Omg, I just do not want to be dealing with two whiny kids today. Can someone come babysit for me?

TJ1979

Into+the+Kitty said:

Omg, I just do not want to be dealing with two whiny kids today. Can someone come babysit for me?

TWO???  I knew it, I knew you had a secret second kid!!!

Into+the+Kitty

TJ1979 said:

Into+the+Kitty said:

Omg, I just do not want to be dealing with two whiny kids today. Can someone come babysit for me?

TWO???  I knew it, I knew you had a secret second kid!!!

I watch my niece after preschool ends during the day. It's like you don't know me at all.

This is why @stoneycakes is my favorite.

unaveragejane

DH stayed up late last night and apparently got completely wasted. I woke up at 2am to hear him vomiting his guts out, and I laid awake for hours afterward. This is not a new thing, although he had gotten better about it the past 2 months after I told him how it was negatively affecting me and our marriage. Now I am just so upset and frustrated. I feel like I cant trust him, but on the other hand I feel like I might be a B to expect him to give up his way of relaxing. I just don't know what to do.

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TJ1979

@unaveragejane There is nothing wrong with having a few drinks to relax.  Drinking enough that you are puking is not relaxing for anyone.  If this has recurred once since your last talk, that's one thing.  If it has recurred repeatedly since your last talk, then he might have a problem.  Especially if he is getting that drunk alone. 
I'm very sorry that you are going through this.  Sending you all of my huge creepy squishy internet hugs.  That's a lot to go through in a marriage, but especially with a LO and another on the way.  This is the time that you need to be able to rely on him for help.  What if, God forbid, something happened, and he's too "relaxed" to even take you to the hospital?  MH had to have that talk towards the end of my last pregnancy.  You need to be able to rely on your partner.  I hope you two can work this out soon.

unaveragejane

I guess what scares me is that he never knows when to stop. He gets into playing a game and just keeps drinking until he is exhausted and stumbles to bed. He only does it when he's alone, and since he prefers to be alone, it's hard for me to tell how drunk he's getting unless he starts throwing up. His dad was an alcoholic and abused prescription drugs. He passed away a few months ago in his very early 60's b/c of this hard lifestyle. DH hated that his dad was like this, but he can't see that he's pickling his own dang liver already. <sigh> Thanks for all the creepy internet hugs. They really do help.

BoyOhBoys

Mapleme said:

TJ1979 said:

BoyOhBoys said:

My coochie hair is gray.

I feel awkward giving this a love penis, but it did make me llol.

Oh, I'll love penis her grey va-jay-jay. I hate that our society looks down on grey hair. Grey pubes are no ones business but their owner and feel like it's a place that you can wear age with pride without worrying about other people's opinions. It's kind of like wearing a hot pair of wise panties.


buHahahahahahha!!!!


@Into+the+Kitty‌ My dog once ate a pair of my undies. I found out because she had something black hanging from her butt and I pulled out my undies! It was horrifying. .. she is okay though.

ElleBeeDub

**hugs** @unaveragejane I'm so sorry you're having to deal with this. It can be so difficult when your SO just doesn't seem to get it. Is there anyone else who is close to him that could talk to him about it? (I know sometimes my DH doesn't really "hear" me, but if someone else mentions it, he opens up to talking about things)

Mandmeesh

M's bedtime was like an hour late last night because reading to him and changing into PJ's turned into mh and I having sex.  

It was fun.  But another parenting fail. lol.  M played with his piano/books/toys :-D

TJ1979

Mandmeesh said:

M's bedtime was like an hour late last night because reading to him and changing into PJ's turned into mh and I having sex.  

It was fun.  But another parenting fail. lol.  M played with his piano/books/toys :-D

WTH meesh.  That's been happening a lot lately.  Meow! 

TJ1979

I hate when people ask what kind of diapers they should get.  That's like me asking what pair of jeans fit my body and my lifestyle the best.  You don't know what size I am, whether I need jeans for work or play, or what my style is.  And yet I want you to tell me how to dress myself?  Doesn't work that way. 

bumpuser5078523

Logan is trying to drop his second sleep. (he used to sleep a couple hours after waking to eat and a diaper change.) Lately he will play in his crib happily for about half an hour before falling asleep again and wakes up happy again, usually within a half an hour. I will usually let him play for a while and get an extra half an hour in. I kind of feel bad, but he's happy and not crying. He babbles and hums to himself. Rolls around playing with his blanket and his lovey.

Mandmeesh

Chickypoo2468 said:

Mandmeesh said:

M's bedtime was like an hour late last night because reading to him and changing into PJ's turned into mh and I having sex.  

It was fun.  But another parenting fail. lol.  M played with his piano/books/toys :-D

Not to be a party pooper, but you're going to have to stop having sex with your LO right there.

Oh yeah. I know

stoneycakes

I know it's Monday night, but I'm bumping this because I wasn't around this weekend.  Thanks for all the FFFC love, ladies!  Missed you.

TJ1979

stoneycakes said:

I know it's Monday night, but I'm bumping this because I wasn't around this weekend.  Thanks for all the FFFC love, ladies!  Missed you.

And just where the eff have you been? Back to Mexico already?

TheUltimateStoneycakes

stoneycakes said:

I know it's Monday night, but I'm bumping this because I wasn't around this weekend.  Thanks for all the FFFC love, ladies!  Missed you.

missed you too!

stoneycakes

TheUltimateStoneycakes said:

stoneycakes said:

I know it's Monday night, but I'm bumping this because I wasn't around this weekend.  Thanks for all the FFFC love, ladies!  Missed you.

missed you too!

OMG. You again?  I've only been back for two minutes!

stoneycakes

TJ1979 said:

I know it's Monday night, but I'm bumping this because I wasn't around this weekend.  Thanks for all the FFFC love, ladies!  Missed you.

And just where the eff have you been? Back to Mexico already?

I went to San Francisco for a friend's wedding.  Don't I sound like a jet setter, lol?  I've never been on back to back vacations in my life and probably never will be again, though. 

Mandmeesh

Haha

Into+the+Kitty

stoneycakes said:

TheUltimateStoneycakes said:

stoneycakes said:

I know it's Monday night, but I'm bumping this because I wasn't around this weekend.  Thanks for all the FFFC love, ladies!  Missed you.

missed you too!

OMG. You again?  I've only been back for two minutes!

How coincidental that the entire time you were gone, so was the Ultimate...

stoneycakes

Into+the+Kitty said:

stoneycakes said:

TheUltimateStoneycakes said:

stoneycakes said:

I know it's Monday night, but I'm bumping this because I wasn't around this weekend.  Thanks for all the FFFC love, ladies!  Missed you.

missed you too!

OMG. You again?  I've only been back for two minutes!

How coincidental that the entire time you were gone, so was the Ultimate...

Only because she didn't have anyone to fuck with...

Mandmeesh

I also need to point out that after MK pointed out what a pervert I am...no more sex has happened even in the vicinity of M. His three hour nap yesterday was helpful

Amores0121

I lost my shit this am and started screaming at DH, which turned into a very bad argument in front of DD.  Things were said that should not have been said (by DH) in front of her. I planning on apologizing to her tonight, but meanwhile feel very guilty and did not get to say goodbye to her b/c I was crying in the bathroom. 

I currently don't know what's going on b/n DH and I. This is like the longest day of my life.

TJ1979

@Amores0121 How old is your daughter?

I'm sorry.  These things happen though.  If I were you, I would have a talk with your daughter to explain what happened, then have a talk with YH to discuss that you both need to be more cognizant of LO being around when you argue, and that you need to fight fairly. 

Hopefully things look better this evening, and you can both apologize and move on.  Hugs.  I'm sorry it's such a rough day.

Amores0121

@TJ1979 She is almost 7.  We won't be doing any talking today b/c he won't talk to me and has informed me that even though he's home now, he will be leaving. I am honestly so sick of men and how they will just do whatever the eff they want without concern for the rest of the family. Why is it that women are always the ones who are there for the family no matter WHAT? DD's bio dad is already a real loser that she rarely sees, and DH has been her father figure for the last 3 years, but it's like none of that matters, right? You can just take off whenever suits you.

TJ1979

Amores0121 said:

@TJ1979 She is almost 7.  We won't be doing any talking today b/c he won't talk to me and has informed me that even though he's home now, he will be leaving. I am honestly so sick of men and how they will just do whatever the eff they want without concern for the rest of the family. Why is it that women are always the ones who are there for the family no matter WHAT? DD's bio dad is already a real loser that she rarely sees, and DH has been her father figure for the last 3 years, but it's like none of that matters, right? You can just take off whenever suits you.

Oh yikes, yeah that sounds like a really bad situation.  Good luck.