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pettycrocker

I'm cracking down on my diet starting tomorrow- so today I ate 2 pints of B & Js

Don't judge me, yo. 

GraceyandTroy

Mrs Castillo said:

I'm cracking down on my diet starting tomorrow- so today I ate 2 pints of B & Js

Don't judge me, yo. 

It's important to get it out of the house. Well done, way to plan ahead.

KC1212

The other day- I bribed my son with cookies to sit still through a diaper change. It was by far the best diaper change we've ever had!

I've had 2 Hershey's bars today.

And I'm %100 addicted to American horror story on Netflix.

pettycrocker

GraceyandTroy said:

I'm cracking down on my diet starting tomorrow- so today I ate 2 pints of B & Js

Don't judge me, yo. 

It's important to get it out of the house. Well done, way to plan ahead.

You know I saved 1 pint for an "emergency"  8-}

pettycrocker

KC, I bribe my kid with junk food all day long. This is how I plan on making it through the toddler years. 

KC1212

Mrs Castillo said:

KC, I bribe my kid with junk food all day long. This is how I plan on making it through the toddler years. 

Um yeah- thank goodness he's in the stage where he prefers candy to money! Lol!

CeCe8579

I have over 20 new cloth diapers and no baby....

annibes

DH and I went out last night to a local burger bistro. I only suggested it because I was craving their goat-cheese and bourbon cherry cheesecake parfait. I ordered it to share and DH got maybe 2 bites. Maybe. Appropriate hash tags might include: youknowyoureafattiewhen, imnotevensorry, joeydoesntsharefood

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GraceyandTroy

I can't eat off the same plate as anyone else.  I get irrationally protective and start eating too fast to make sure I get "my share" and then I don't even enjoy it.  Whenever DH and I share, we absolutely always get a spare plate and split before a single bite is taken.  

vvv This is for you @annibes

KC1212

^^^ I feel this way about my fries!

Momarazzi007

Omg you guys are my soulmate! I had that gif as my fb status more than once!!! Joey don't share food!!! FFC- science babies! Oh wait, I'm not a jackass and love science babies. FFC- mil. Bc she just never quits the annoyance machine. Your house makes dd burst into rashes.... no its not what I feed her, she eats a stable diet and only rashes at your sespool.

KC1212

@Momarazzi007‌ I have MIL horror stories from Hell we do ALOT better now- she's not ALL bad but, in the early days of marriage - well, let's just say I really love DH hahaha...

Momarazzi007

My mil didn't go nutso till I got pregnant w dd- and she thought I was ner surrogate and hasn't forgiven me for not handing her over.... I think I told you about it a bit before yes, hubs love is the key lol!!!

KC1212

I got buffered from the grandma surrogacy dilemma because SIL was a dumb ass and had the first grand baby in the entire extended family 5 years ago!

Momarazzi007

Yeah... Mil already had 5 grand kids at that point... So crazy train cuckoo

AprilDrew04

KC1212 said:

@Momarazzi007‌ I have MIL horror stories from Hell we do ALOT better now- she's not ALL bad but, in the early days of marriage - well, let's just say I really love DH hahaha...

Oh me too! My in-laws suck. DH avoids them if he can and his two sisters have had NOTHING to do with them for over 10 years.

GraceyandTroy

I'm sorry so many of you have awful in-laws.  I sometimes forget how blessed I am with my MIL.  We're not bff's or anything, but she's good at respecting our space and DH is good at not letting her manipulate him on the few occasions where she might guild trip him or something.  Plus, DS is her 9th grand baby (number 10 was born 10 mos later), so we have plenty of buffering.  Of course, sometimes I think DS gets the shaft because there are so many older ones and things are special anymore.  Like no one visited him in the hospital and not everyone came to the shower or to his first b-day, etc.  But all in all, we have pretty good in-laws and I am grateful for that.  

Now, on to my FFC…  DS pooped about 5 minutes ago and I may let him just hang out in it so DH can change it when he gets home.  Depends how quickly DH gets home, but I'm gonna aim for not doing this one. 

KC1212

@GraceyandTroy‌ hahahaha at the diaper change- I do that too, if I know my H will be home shortly.

tortuga47

Iloveshanej said:

I have over 20 new cloth diapers and no baby....

I just bought 6 new cloth newborn diapers too. My son is way to big for them, but next time...

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GraceyandTroy

KC1212 said:

@GraceyandTroy‌ hahahaha at the diaper change- I do that too, if I know my H will be home shortly.

I even checked the traffic report when DH texted me to say he was on his way home, to make sure DS wouldn't have to sit in the poop unnecessarily long. DH got home and he took care of it!

Momarazzi007

My know I already side eyed for the week, but I was so pissed at traffic I forgot the one I have been saving since 14Mar!!!!
Still side eying vegan friend. And no offense to anyone who is vegan- this girl is one in a million... If hubs weren't good friends w her hubs it'd be over. Her daughter can't poop- like is just a few months older than mine but in strict vegan diet- and can't poop. All that fiber... And can't poop. So my dd poops like setting a clock to it clockwork poop everyday (perfect timing for hubs to take her- I won't lie- I love that) but I get an "OH NOOO! You can't feed her bananas, she'll get constipated!" Wtf?!?! Dd eats literally up to three bananas a day and poops (did I mention) like clockwork?!?!!! And she is so holier than thou about her veganism and now claims she is allergic to meat... (There is a difference between allergy and no lie it) Her and her kids are sick all the time and when my dd had her first ear infection she was like "oh we get like ten a year since they were born" and she thought I was lying bc dd was almost two and a half and never had one. I really think her family is sick bc of her style of vegan eating- I know a lot of vegan who aren't so sickly!!! But I get lectures and side eyes bc she thinks I'm a liar that my daughter doesn't get sick as much as hers and actually poops (bc we eat meat we can't possibly be healthy or poop right!!!) wtf biotch... Why am I friends with you?!?!

KC1212

@Momarazzi007‌ your vegan rant is cracking me up!!!! I could never do that lifestyle. We love butter,cheese, and meat too much!

And my kid? Well he's currently going through a meatless stage but, we feed him whatever the hell he'll eat without protest. His dinner last night was cheese cubes and watermelon -lol. It works.

Momarazzi007

And that is fine! He is exposed to options and kids will eat what they need and protein and all in cheese is good, hydration and vitamins in watermelon- sounds balanced to me! Rileigh had a second smoothie for dinner last night bc that's all she wanted- yogurt- A WHOLE EFFING BANANA, and juice. Boom. Then she pooped. Hahahaha! I was vegan for a few years, but the kind that ate eggs and fish. I was too anemic and underweight without. I think for some people it works- for her kid- some cheese would seriously help!!!

KC1212

I could probably go vegetarian but, I need cheese.

AprilDrew04

I have a family I did childcare for, the mom was vegetarian and so were her two girls. Both have been sick a lot since I started care for them, when the older 2 1/2 yo was about 6 months old.

I'll admit I am a bit anti-vegetarian, maybe because I am a farm girl, but to each their own. Unfortunately, my experiences with people who choose this lifestyle have not been good. These poor little girls are always sick, lots of ear infections...to top it off the 2 1/2 yo gets almost no protein, because she is a super picky eater...I could only get her to eat waffles and fruit at my house...she stopped eating cheese.

freakyfast

I meat too much to be a vegetarian and cheese too. I don't know if there is a day that goes by that I don't eat cheese.  

KC1212

I refuse to eat lamb. They are just way too cute.

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