Ask ME Anything

stoneycakes

And I will answer mostly DIShonestly.  Aaaaaaand go.

TJ1979

How many banana sandwiches do you have per week?

stoneycakes

I think you mean how many do I have per day, TJ And you know which ones I'm talking about.

ElleBeeDub

What's the worst fad you've ever participated in?

stoneycakes

Mapleme said:

Who's your favorite CD board bumpie?

My fav is totes the lady who suggested using TrendyBumz.  I mean, she's not a regular,  but she changed my life.  I'm slowly switching my whole stash to TBumz!

stoneycakes

ElleBeeDub said:

What's the worst fad you've ever participated in?

I have never participated in a fad.  Each time I try something trendy, so many people follow suit that it creates a long lasting cultural impact.

stoneycakes

AFwifelife said:

Trendybumz report: still 0 sales, 1 admirer

I'm the admirer.  She gives them to me for free because she likes me so much.

TJ1979

How much do you weigh?

freezorburn

How did you come up with your screen name?

CLLDLL

What's your eye color?  How old are you?  What's your dress size?  Would you be willing to meet me in a dark alley? 

Oh wait.  This isn't that kind of website!  Then my question is:

Name an interest or hobby of yours that most people don't know about. 

stoneycakes

Mapleme said:

Who do you think the Ultimate is?

TheUltimateStoneycakes is me.  Because I am the ultimate stoneycakes.

stoneycakes

TJ1979 said:

How much do you weigh?

I weigh 110 pounds.  Ba ha ha ha!  I couldn't say that one with a straight face.

stoneycakes

freezorburn said:

How did you come up with your screen name?

I used my porn name.

stoneycakes

CLLDLL said:

What's your eye color?  How old are you?  What's your dress size?  Would you be willing to meet me in a dark alley? 

Oh wait.  This isn't that kind of website!  Then my question is:

Name an interest or hobby of yours that most people don't know about. 

Mos of you don't know that I have a .400 batting average and a 1.87 ERA.  That's right.  I play for the national league.

stoneycakes

Bumpity bump.  I'm bored.

TJ1979

Which sex in the city character are you?

stoneycakes

Samantha, obvs.  All the banana sandwiches...

TJ1979

I knew it.

unaveragejane

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? Oh, perhaps I should ask that one of ITK.

Do you boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Dang it. No, that's not a good one.

Hmmm...okay, who would be on your Last Supper List? (You and a table of twelve, anyone from history.)

stoneycakes

unaveragejane said:

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? Oh, perhaps I should ask that one of ITK.

Do you boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Dang it. No, that's not a good one.

Hmmm...okay, who would be on your Last Supper List? (You and a table of twelve, anyone from history.)

Do I get to have sex with any of the dinner guests?  Because that influences my answer.

unaveragejane

stoneycakes said:

unaveragejane said:

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? Oh, perhaps I should ask that one of ITK.

Do you boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Dang it. No, that's not a good one.

Hmmm...okay, who would be on your Last Supper List? (You and a table of twelve, anyone from history.)

Do I get to have sex with any of the dinner guests?  Because that influences my answer.

Well, if you don't mind me thinking of you as a hoochie mama, then go ahead by all means.

YellowLily2013

chocolate or sex?

unaveragejane

@YellowLily2013 - Since she didn't ask if she could have dessert with her guests, I'm guessing we know the answer to this question.

stoneycakes

unaveragejane said:

stoneycakes said:

unaveragejane said:

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? Oh, perhaps I should ask that one of ITK.

Do you boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro? Dang it. No, that's not a good one.

Hmmm...okay, who would be on your Last Supper List? (You and a table of twelve, anyone from history.)

Do I get to have sex with any of the dinner guests?  Because that influences my answer.

Well, if you don't mind me thinking of you as a hoochie mama, then go ahead by all means.

I think we've already established that.  Hmmm. List of 12 hottest men in history...

stoneycakes

YellowLily2013 said:

chocolate or sex?

both

YellowLily2013

unaveragejane said:

@YellowLily2013 - Since she didn't ask if she could have dessert with her guests, I'm guessing we know the answer to this question.

fair enough.. but maybe fictional sex is better with a piece of chocolate cake, than real sex?

Into+the+Kitty

Why does everyone ask you questions, but not me

stoneycakes

Because my answers are all lies, LOL.

stoneycakes

James Dean, young Robert Redford, young Brad Pitt, young Ted Kennedy...

Into+the+Kitty

stoneycakes said:

Because my answers are all lies, LOL.

Then I am sad for you that you choose neither sex nor chocolate.

stoneycakes

Into+the+Kitty said:

stoneycakes said:

Because my answers are all lies, LOL.

Then I am sad for you that you choose neither sex nor chocolate.

Alright, some of them are the truth. I do like both sex and chocolate.  

Into+the+Kitty

Would you rather (for the rest of your life) have extremely bad breath that anyone you talk to has to turn their head or a less invasive, but definitely distinct body odor?

stoneycakes

Into+the+Kitty said:

Would you rather (for the rest of your life) have extremely bad breath that anyone you talk to has to turn their head or a less invasive, but definitely distinct body odor?

BO

stoneycakes

Young Clint Eastwood and his son now.

stoneycakes

What the heck, there's plenty of hot guys at this dinner.  I'll invite Julia Child, Oprah and Ellen, too.

Into+the+Kitty

What's something super mean that you want to tell someone?

stoneycakes

Mapleme said:

Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

Hmmm, that's a tough one.  I'll invite Jesus to the dinner and see if he has the inside scoop.

unaveragejane

Just looked up young Ted Kennedy. Eww. Really??

stoneycakes

And Conan O'Brien, because he's hilarious.

stoneycakes

unaveragejane said:

Just looked up young Ted Kennedy. Eww. Really??

When he was like in his twenties:

unaveragejane

Nope. Not doing a thing for me.