best Monday ever! seriously funny!

ambrvan

I am at work and just tried to call a client. I was answered by a toddler girl. I tried to get her to put her mommy on the phone, and after telling me ask about her dog and cat and cartoons and something about lions, I asked for her mommy again. She finally said, "Well, she's pooping and peeling right now." So I told her to go finish her cartoons and said goodbye.

And then I looked like a nutcase laughing so hard I cried in front of the veterinarians I work with.

This is officially the best Monday I've ever had!