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N0nSequitur

Ladiebug30 said:

N0nSequitur said:

I'm Batman.

I call bluff. Batman refers to himself as The Batman.

Shut up, Robin.

SMM1986

Ladiebug30 said:

N0nSequitur said:

I'm Batman.

I call bluff. Batman refers to himself as The Batman.

sheriot

This is how I feel about my GD dx/pricking my damn fingers four times a day since I passed the one hour, failed the two, passed the three hour:

lauralou3x3

@SMM1986‌ what the actual fuck? That's just nastaay!

N0nSequitur

Storrmys

Yesterday we looked at a bigger house to rent and I really want it So on the application I made sure to note I am management and DH is self employed even though he's unemployed at the moment .... No shame I also walked around rubbing my belly and made my waddle a little more pronounced .

SMM1986

lauralou3x3 said:

@SMM1986‌ what the actual fuck? That's just nastaay!

No fucking clue. Found that pic on FB a while ago and sent it to DH. I always find him the hot ladies. Like this one:

lauralou3x3

SMM1986 said:

lauralou3x3 said:

@SMM1986‌ what the actual fuck? That's just nastaay!

No fucking clue. Found that pic on FB a while ago and sent it to DH. I always find him the hot ladies. Like this one:

I'd hit it.

IBackBevo

SMM1986 said:

IBackBevo said:

This may be more of an UO, but here goes anyway...

When did trashy become "beautiful"? What happened to class and sophistication? Now it seems like the standard young women aim for is more Playboy Bunny and less Grace Kelly. Fake boobs, fake hair, fake tan...

So...no?

I don't even know what to say...

SMM1986

IBackBevo said:

SMM1986 said:

IBackBevo said:

This may be more of an UO, but here goes anyway...

When did trashy become "beautiful"? What happened to class and sophistication? Now it seems like the standard young women aim for is more Playboy Bunny and less Grace Kelly. Fake boobs, fake hair, fake tan...

So...no?

I don't even know what to say...

Reminds me of the Troll dolls with the jewels in their belly buttons.

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ArmyMedic7588

I hate ...HATEHATEHATE!!!... when I go out shopping somewhere and spend a good chunk of money only to come home and find a great coupon in my mailbox!!! Not like in my email and I was too silly to look and see it while I was out, but IN the mailbox. Seriously! Spent a little over $200 today and come home to find 30% off your TOTAL... GRR!!!! I had half the mind to take it all back and then re buy it tomorrow! Too bad... I don't feel like driving out there again to go back out AGAIN! haha ugh

yvanehtnioj

To piggyback on the lovely 1st entry, I am alone at work today & drinking a milkshake, which means I am turning this office into my very own swamp. [maniacal laugh, maniacal laugh]

lauralou3x3

jkanter107 said:

ArmyMedic7588 said:

I hate ...HATEHATEHATE!!!... when I go out shopping somewhere and spend a good chunk of money only to come home and find a great coupon in my mailbox!!! Not like in my email and I was too silly to look and see it while I was out, but IN the mailbox. Seriously! Spent a little over $200 today and come home to find 30% off your TOTAL... GRR!!!! I had half the mind to take it all back and then re buy it tomorrow! Too bad... I don't feel like driving out there again to go back out AGAIN! haha ugh

Not sure where you were shopping, but some places (like Bed Bath) let you bring your receipt & coupon and will credit you for the difference. Worth a shot!

I was going to mention this as well. I would think most places would let you since they can't stop you from returning it to rebuy it. But I agree, hate when that happens!

dogsombrero

Sometimes I pick the crusty boogies from my nose, because a tissue does not cut it and it drives my nuts having it in there. I don't eat it though that's a little too hardcore for me.

ArmyMedic7588

@jkanter107 and @lauralou3x3 it was Destination Maternity... I've never heard of them doing that. But if any of you ladies have experience that they do they I may try it! Thanks!

lauralou3x3

ArmyMedic7588 said:

@jkanter107 and @lauralou3x3 it was Destination Maternity... I've never heard of them doing that. But if any of you ladies have experience that they do they I may try it! Thanks!

Sadly I don't. We don't have that store here. You could always call and ask.

Tnpeach

I've never graded with wine before... I will have to start that next school year! And my students think I have mood swings for bad enough to be Two Face Dent. Nice, to screaming, to nice in 45 seconds. But plenty of Justice to go around. So I guess that makes me your nemesis, @N0nSequitur!

Dellaramsey

I was supposed to focus on potty training DD this week. I was too lazy. She's still in diapers.

RachelCA29

I'm totally using doing a kick count as an excuse to sit in bed right now and not help with dinner. I usually do a count in the afternoon at work but I was off today and ran errands and stuff all day. I lied down in bed about 10 minutes before my husband got home and was doing a count (I find it very relaxing), so he went to start dinner. I got to 10 kicks like 20 minutes ago, but I'm still lying here, bumping.

Jennyinheaven

Empireceo said:

Here's one that will get some flamies: I have no interest in seeing "real" women or men as print or runway models. It's the same reason I go to Yankee Stadium to watch baseball and not the local park district games. I'm fully aware that both groups of people have genetics I could never hope to emulate and strict lifestyles that I have no desire to attempt to emulate. But if I wanted to see people with ordinary bodies in clothes, I wouldn't have to buy the magazines, I could just walk down any street.

I don't agree with any of this, but ,the tone of this post cracks me up

Jennyinheaven

ljbreck said:

Sometimes I pick the crusty boogies from my nose, because a tissue does not cut it and it drives my nuts having it in there. I don't eat it though that's a little too hardcore for me.

I applaud you for admitting this and will also fess.up to this type if behavior.

kshampeny

SMM1986 said:

@SMM1986‌ what the actual fuck? That's just nastaay!

No fucking clue. Found that pic on FB a while ago and sent it to DH. I always find him the hot ladies. Like this one:

That is what is referred to as a "Centaur" according to my husband.  If you're curious, here's a helpful link:

https://thechive.com/2012/09/28/sir-mix-a-lot-would-be-proud-51-photos/

jjones59

mrspopsicle said:

I'm putting my toddler (16.5 months) in a two half days a week "moms day out" program this summer. I've only worked part time since she was born so she's never had to go to daycare, but I'm worried about my sanity home alone with her and a new baby all summer. We've heard great things about the center and loved it when we toured yesterday. I know she will love the interaction with other kids, but I still feel super guilty.

I sadly plan on doing the same thing, except my DD is in daycare. I'm a teacher and I'm going to take her to her daycare near my school just so that I can function just for a little while. 

JessElam

I worked from bed this afternoon and since I stopped working I have been laying in bed watching Law and Order SVU while my DH is downstairs playing battlefield. We will make dinner eventually but I am totally fine with laying in bed all night and do nothing. My house is a mess and I just don't care right now.

artichoken

I have worn the same baggy T shirt for 3 or 4 days in a row now....

jsaffer01

I randomly smell my pups feet because they smell like Fritos and I kinda like it...

artichoken

I just pooped and it gave me a bad contraction

Tnpeach

Last week, my FFFC was about hating my mother. This week is a repeat, but or a different reason. A friend of mine asked if my brother was okay, because she saw my moms post on Fb. I said what post? Turns out my brothers car caught on fire with him and family in it. No one was hurt, they just lost some stuff. That that stupid bitch decided to post on Facebook before anything else.

My FFFC is I hate my mom again.

Luckyu317

@Tnpeach, I'm glad your brother and his family are okay!! Sorry you had to find out that way

Tnpeach

Thanks @luckyu317. We appreciate it.

kat8805

I'm jealous of my younger siblings. They've been out of the country multiple times. I've never even had a passport. I told my mom I was fine with anywhere they go in the world, but if they ever go to Australia without me, I wouldn't talk to any of them ever again.

Also, to add insult to injury, their WiFi password is about one of their trips out of the country. Thanks assholes!

rt4life

I hate when people "wish" their baby would come early. As someone who went through preterm labor I just can't grasp someone wanting their baby to be born early. It's scary.

Tnpeach

@ashtog. We appreciate it. I wouldn't help PITA peeps either.

kshampeny

@kat8805 I so hear you on this one.  Because my brother was really good at skiing, he got to go all sorts of places I've only dreamed of going.  France, Austria, Chile, Canada (throwing that out there for the Canadian peeps on the board).  Meanwhile, I worked my ass off during my junior year of college with a full class load, so I could afford to do a trip to England for one of my classes.  My parents helped out a bit, but the majority of that trip and spending money was on me.  Can you tell I'm still bitter?

kat8805

kshampeny said:

@kat8805 I so hear you on this one.  Because my brother was really good at skiing, he got to go all sorts of places I've only dreamed of going.  France, Austria, Chile, Canada (throwing that out there for the Canadian peeps on the board).  Meanwhile, I worked my ass off during my junior year of college with a full class load, so I could afford to do a trip to England for one of my classes.  My parents helped out a bit, but the majority of that trip and spending money was on me.  Can you tell I'm still bitter?

) Glad I'm not the only one. I've been to Canada - Niagara Falls lol but I couldn't even compose a complete list of where all my siblings have been while on "family" vacations. Oh right, and my one sister, since her plans to go to the beach for senior week fell through, her and mom hopped on a plane and went to Puerto Rico instead. THE FUCK?! Same sister also spent a good portion of the summer in Morocco and France, while the rest of us traveled in my mom's RV across the US. I keep saying - half jokingly, half seriously - that I moved out of the house too soon, and should have stuck around and been a bum longer so I could have gone on some of the trips.

IBackBevo

kitchencolors said:

rt4life said:

I hate when people "wish" their baby would come early. As someone who went through preterm labor I just can't grasp someone wanting their baby to be born early. It's scary.

I have someone wishing that my baby will come early so that it doesn't interfere with a family member's wedding.  It makes me so livid I can feel my blood pressure go up every time I think about it.


I truly don't think people know how hard having a preemie - even a slightly premature baby -is. I hate it when people treat having a 32 or 33 week preemie (or even 35 week baby) as no big deal.

awc1986

I think (and hope) people mean that they just want the time to go quicker until baby comes. I know that's what I want. I wouldn't want baby to come now as I'm only 33 weeks tomorrow. However, I would luuuuurve to fall asleep tonight and wake up on my due date.

Actually I'd just luuuurve to fall asleep tonight. It's becoming increasingly hard to do.

hfooter

awc1986 said:

I think (and hope) people mean that they just want the time to go quicker until baby comes. I know that's what I want. I wouldn't want baby to come now as I'm only 33 weeks tomorrow. However, I would luuuuurve to fall asleep tonight and wake up on my due date.

Actually I'd just luuuurve to fall asleep tonight. It's becoming increasingly hard to do.

This is how I feel. But I wouldn't mind him coming from 38 weeks on. Anytime before that I would be stressing about it. I would never wish for a premie. I just wish to have my body back, two separate thoughts.

rt4life

@kitchencolors‌ that would make me rage. Bad. People don't realize it's offensive. Which is really sad.

@IBackBevo‌ I've never had a premature baby but I can only imagine the extra stress that comes with it. In the hospital where I'm delivering, if your baby is born more than a few days before your due date that's an automatic trip to the nicu.

I can understand wanting your body back and wanting to sleep. But I'll never want my body back bad enough and want to sleep to where I would "wish" my baby would come early. Shit I'm planing on breast feeding so my body still won't technically be mine and sleep with a newborn is hard to come by anyway.