WTF Wednesday

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You know you have some.

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WTF, kid? I know the custodian has celebrity status, but he doesn't warrant a bigger farewell than I do at preschool dropoff. 

CaitlinMC21

WTF body?! We finally got rid of our old brick of a mattress and spend a ton of money on an amazing Tempur-Pedic, and I am so uncomfortable all of the time that the first night on the new bed, I couldn't sleep for crap!!!!

WTF winter?! It's March now!! You can be done with the snow and cold temps!! If you don't stop soon, I expect 60-80 temps throughout November and you get to take a winter off!!

WTF last trimester?! I thought you were supposed to fly by!!?? It seems like it's taken a month to progress a week. *although being a crappy winter, that doesn't help the time*

I'm sure I can come up with more but I'm so tired I can't think of any at the moment.

Peaceb0ne

@aimee223 eek that's really scary! I hope they caught him!

WTF, ass? Why are you growing too large for my maternity pants?

IBackBevo

aimee223 said:

WTF ghetto-ass neighborhood I live in? 

last night as H and I were getting ready to go to bed, we hear a helicopter and look outside and it is literally flying over our house with a spotlight on. It flies past, circles around and comes back over our street. Again and again, about 30 times. I found the police dept. twitter that said they were looking for an armed suspect involved in a fatal shooting half a mile away from my house.

so yeah, I did not get much sleep at all last night.

We had a shoot out between police and 4 gunman right down our street from us.  One of the dudes was killed in our neighbor's backyard.  They were in a high speed chase from a robbery of a dollar store that actually wasn't even close to our house...they just kept driving and then pulled into our neighborhood and got lost and finally pulled into a dead end that ended in a creek and were screwed.  It was complete with multiple helicopters and about 20 police cars.  

IBackBevo

WTF? Another double ear infection for DS.  Argh!!!!!!!

whimsy515

WTF baby registry? Stop constantly selling out of my items, stop no longer stocking them, and start restocking that shit. Luckily my family is asking if it's ok they get it someplace else because BRU and Amazon are sucking at this registry thing!

WTF GD? I watch my blood sugar for days and have never been over the limit. I've even eaten out and still wasn't over the limit. I also sat in an endless 4 hour class. Now the docs are telling me that after both glucose tests, I might not even have a damn problem??? 

cbrust

WTF family members...why can't you keep private conversations to yourselves? Twice in the last week I've found out that conversations I thought were to be in confidence have made their way around my entire family and back to me. Of course my words were twisted and misconstrued along the way too!

Storrmys

WTF lady at the DMV !!!! 

I'm NOT going to be this big forever let me put the weight I want on my drivers license not what I CURRENTLY weight !!

 All I wanted was to change my name not tell the government that I'm huge!!!! 

tbiscuit18

WTF 11th grade student who handed in his final paper with a bloody booger stuck to the back of his paper that I freaking TOUCHED!! You are 17 flipping years old, stop picking your nose and wiping it on shit. I almost vomited all over my desk, I do not think I have ever scrubbed my hands so hard with antibacterial soap in my life. Ok, I need to go barf and squirm now. 

fatbarbie0226

@Ebuge yuck! Ew ew ew! I feel so bad for you! I was a substitute teacher for 3 years and refused to do Kindergarten because of sick crap like this... 11th grade?! Sick. I'm sorry!

WTF iron? I take the pills, I take the prenatal vitamins, I eat spinach, I eat red meat... why are you still so low that my OB won't leave me alone?

WTF sunshine? Where are you? The north west misses you.

RachelCA29

ALE515 said:

WTF baby registry? Stop constantly selling out of my items, stop no longer stocking them, and start restocking that shit. Luckily my family is asking if it's ok they get it someplace else because BRU and Amazon are sucking at this registry thing!

WTF GD? I watch my blood sugar for days and have never been over the limit. I've even eaten out and still wasn't over the limit. I also sat in an endless 4 hour class. Now the docs are telling me that after both glucose tests, I might not even have a damn problem??? 

I freaking HATE my BRU registry!! I wish I had registered at Sears at this point. I want people to shop anywhere else besides BRU because I don't want them to have to deal with my stupid registry non-sense!!

lauralou3x3

WTF time. Stop going by so fast. We all have so much shit to get done and you are not helping the situation.

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motoLyn

RachelCA29 said:

ALE515 said:

WTF baby registry? Stop constantly selling out of my items, stop no longer stocking them, and start restocking that shit. Luckily my family is asking if it's ok they get it someplace else because BRU and Amazon are sucking at this registry thing!

WTF GD? I watch my blood sugar for days and have never been over the limit. I've even eaten out and still wasn't over the limit. I also sat in an endless 4 hour class. Now the docs are telling me that after both glucose tests, I might not even have a damn problem??? 

I freaking HATE my BRU registry!! I wish I had registered at Sears at this point. I want people to shop anywhere else besides BRU because I don't want them to have to deal with my stupid registry non-sense!!

I really dislike BRU!  We still registered there cause they have so many locations but what good does that do us when most of the things are sold only online or are out of stock.  We also registered at buy buy baby which is a sister store to bed bath and beyond.  What sucks is there aren't many physical stores, but a whole lot of stock.  I'm just happy people shop online now a days. 

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aimee223 said:

WTF ghetto-ass neighborhood I live in? 

last night as H and I were getting ready to go to bed, we hear a helicopter and look outside and it is literally flying over our house with a spotlight on. It flies past, circles around and comes back over our street. Again and again, about 30 times. I found the police dept. twitter that said they were looking for an armed suspect involved in a fatal shooting half a mile away from my house.

so yeah, I did not get much sleep at all last night.

That happened at my old house in downtown Sacramento all the time. One time they found, tackled & arrested the suspect in the street in front of my house and I didn't notice a thing. I was just a carefree lass surfin' Myspace in the back office, oblivious to the world.

My WTF Wednesday: Deez boobs. G CUP. Why. My new bra cup can fit over my husband's head like a goddamn beanie. The silver lining is at this size, I'll be a shoo in to get my breast reduction surgery covered by insurance. So if they shrink down to a sadly deflated C cup...they are so fired. I'll turn this damn bus around.

whimsy515

motoLyn said:

RachelCA29 said:

ALE515 said:

WTF baby registry? Stop constantly selling out of my items, stop no longer stocking them, and start restocking that shit. Luckily my family is asking if it's ok they get it someplace else because BRU and Amazon are sucking at this registry thing!

WTF GD? I watch my blood sugar for days and have never been over the limit. I've even eaten out and still wasn't over the limit. I also sat in an endless 4 hour class. Now the docs are telling me that after both glucose tests, I might not even have a damn problem??? 

I freaking HATE my BRU registry!! I wish I had registered at Sears at this point. I want people to shop anywhere else besides BRU because I don't want them to have to deal with my stupid registry non-sense!!

I really dislike BRU!  We still registered there cause they have so many locations but what good does that do us when most of the things are sold only online or are out of stock.  We also registered at buy buy baby which is a sister store to bed bath and beyond.  What sucks is there aren't many physical stores, but a whole lot of stock.  I'm just happy people shop online now a days. 

I'm glad I'm not the only one, but it seriously does suck! I'm picky with boy's clothing and when I finally find something I like, it sells out fast. I decided to leave the clothes on there, so people can feel free to buy it else where and/or know what I'm into. Stupid BRU!

lavendergiraffes

WTF class?? I HATE YOU!!!!! Can I say that about a bunch of 5-6 year olds without sounding like an evil person? Whatever, I don't even care! Worst. Class. EVER! Can't wait until my maternity leave/summer. This class has made me want to quit teaching forever! Fuck you kids and Fuck you parents for making them the way they are! Yeah, I said it. And I only feel a little bit better....

ThereBeDragons

WTF scheduling. Did everything need to happen this week? OB visit on Monday. MFM on Tuesday, a visit from an aunt today along with a visit from the HVAC people because our heater went out mysteriously last night (and restarted just as mysteriously this morning after we called the tech in), tomorrow the maids come, SIL comes too to direct the maids, AT&T is dropping by because they're doing work on the lines.... Friday my home health nurse drops by.

I need more sleep

WTF weather... It isn't supposed to ice over in March this far south. February is pushing it... But March? Just absurd.

lrmrtn

WTF swelling? My ankles have disappeared and my socks hurt. Time to reduce my salt intake. Not fun!

Tnpeach

Wtf self? I lost four pounds in two weeks. I'm as big as a baby house, and I'm loosing.

Wtf family? No, I am not driving down tonight, I will be busy sleeping. I will see you tomorrow, after not working all day.

wtf varicose veins? You are too long and too painful.

Wtf grandpa shuffling? Why have you decided to pop back up in my life after years of silence? I will be watching skinny Santa Claus dance in my dreams.

ErikaLynn75

WTF College Board? You can't just change the SAT. You're going to make my students do math without a calculator? That's like taking away a child's pacifier. There will be tears. 

RedInLove

WTF ice, why did you make me slip and land on me hiney? Now I have a very small bruise on me hiney. And I think it was me phone that caused me bruise, as it was in me hiney pocket and I landed on me phone, surprisingly not breaking me phone with me hiney. Just broke me hiney.

mileswithmyles

WTF ankles? Where did you go?

WTF Internet? Why were you out all day today? Thanks for tanking all my tech savvy Common Core lessons.

theoryofwhat

WTF Ben & Jerry's?! I thought your new core ice cream was going to be awesome- I'm very disappointed. I'd ask for my money back if I hadn't finished the pint off already.

Cupcakes89

WTF peanut butter...you made me sick 1st and 2nd tri. and now you give me heartburn? So far ive been blessed with almost 0 heartburn this whole pregnancy..but peanut butter does me in!

Christinaruth74

Whenever I read WTF Wednesdays, I envision everyone presenting some weird, angry monologue.

RedInLove

@Christinaruth74, WTF Wednesday is best when read with a yelling angry voice and lots of gesticulating. Even if just in our heads.

dogsombrero

I know it's no longer Wednesday but WTF to the stretch marks growing on my lady bits. I just saw them this morning through the thicket, I was totally cool with the angry railroad on my stomach but getting them on the cooter is just mean. That's what I get for thinking about doing some grooming for my 4 year wedding anniversary today.