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OMG.

CinemaGoddessCinemaGoddess member
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Um. Buttsex.

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Unable to even.  

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  • Rach7170Rach7170 member
    Holy shit. I hope that isn't real
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  • theseawordtheseaword member
    I'm doubting it's real. There's a similar tale on snopes.


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    @holyravioli


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  • insertclevernameinsertclevername member
    In the job I used to have, I read the therapy records of a depressed mildly developmentally disabled hasidic Jew who legitimately did not know how to have sex with his wife. The therapist had to explain it to him.
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  • ShakeyJakeyShakeyJakey member
    So she didn't know what getting butt fucked felt like but knew what defecate meant?

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  • MaebbMaebb member
    I agree that the special needs one was sad. Plus their/there.

    The "butt babies" one - what?
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  • bulbasaur359bulbasaur359 member
    Someone needs to post a link to the snl skit butt pregnancy. Can't get it to work as on iPad. 
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    I just got sucked in a buzzfeed spiral.
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  • taggiecbtaggiecb member
    ShakeyJakey said:
    So she didn't know what getting butt fucked felt like but knew what defecate meant?
    I don't see the connection.  
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