Peeing Responsibly

StickStickly

Hello Ladies,

Stick Stickly here. You all probably remember me as a 90s television host. I've recently taken a new job as the new spokesman for the Save the Sticks foundation. I just wanted to drop by and remind you all to pee responsibly. You see too many fellow sticks are falling on hard times and taking jobs as pregnancy tests to feed their families. Some sticks have died senseless deaths because some people fail to follow the directions and drown their sticks in urine. Please, keep your sticks in mind as you POAS. Always follow the directions. Don't dunk in a cup or keep your sticks in the stream longer than the allotted time.

Best of luck to all you ladies! I hope you all get a positive very very soon!

MmmPopcorn

Wriiiiite to me, Stiiiiick Stickly...

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shlittertoots

Was this just a driveby of advice, or will you be sticking around? I couldn't help myself.

StickStickly

mayaruth81 said:

Was this just a driveby of advice, or will you be sticking around? I couldn't help myself.

@mayaruth81 I'll stick around and give stick advice where it is required/requested.

shlittertoots

@stickstickly I think we'd all appreciate it if you passed on your wisdom of pee sticks to the surprising number of random "Am I pregnant???" posters who haven't/won't POAS (sorry if that's insensitive to your brethren). We could've really used you when a chick was peeing into a cup of bleach earlier this week. ETA: just noticed @slappalicious beat me to the bleach reference. Darn you and your quicker wit! *shakes fist*

StickStickly

@slappalicious @mayaruth81 I'll be more than happy to help with your bleach pissers. By all means I believe in POAS as I believe in job creation for my fellow sticks. I'm just here to educate people and help increase job safety for them.

sunlavender

Wow.  I had completely forgotten about Stick Stickly until this thread.

StickStickly

@sunlavender I introed over on July 13 if you're curious what I've been up to since my Nickelodeon days. https://forums.thebump.com/discussion/12275092/intro/p1