FFFC

janda426

Spill your guts ladies.

WolFox

Sometimes I think about major issues, and for some reason I only think to bring them up to DH at night after we've gone to bed and turned the lights out. 

(Example: Please refer to my 'how do I buy a house?' thread I just posted this morning. It doesn't mean the decision is out of the blue, it's just that I have really poor timing bringing things up.) 

augusta17

I play with my boobs way too much. My nipple is out right now.

Milagros315

Last night I spent an hour watching various workout videos on You Tube. That's an hour more than the time I have spent actually exercising in the last 4-5 weeks (since IVF stims). I just can't get motivated to do anything other than walk my dogs.

I get really paranoid that people will suspect me of things because I'm quiet. Example - I always wonder if people think I'm the fake infertile from the confessional. More likely, no one thinks of me at all because I'm quiet, but I still worry when it comes up.

Shelovesaginger

I'm mad at DH because he told me he would never consider adoption, even if we couldn't conceive. I really want to adopt a child one day.

I hate our fish, I think It's stupid and annoying and it's food is stinky. DH is obsessed with this fish, he talks to it like a baby every morning.

catmagick

H and I have sex at other people's houses. I don't know why, but when we stay with someone for a weekend or go visit my parents we always end up having sex. We have had sex at my mom's, my dad's, his parents' and friends who we have stays with. I guess not being in our own bed is a turn on.

WolFox

catmagick said:

H and I have sex at other people's houses. I don't know why, but when we stay with someone for a weekend or go visit my parents we always end up having sex. We have had sex at my mom's, my dad's, his parents' and friends who we have stays with. I guess not being in our own bed is a turn on.

The only time I've ever had sex with my parents in the house/nearby is when I was married. On my mom's land, they're building a house so they have a trailer set up while they were working on it. Trying to have quiet, slow, 'don't rock the trailer or make a noise because the walls are paper thin and they're literally having coffee right outside' sex was damn hot. 

augusta17

H and I have sex at other people's houses. I don't know why, but when we stay with someone for a weekend or go visit my parents we always end up having sex. We have had sex at my mom's, my dad's, his parents' and friends who we have stays with. I guess not being in our own bed is a turn on.

The ONE and only time DH and I had sex at his parents was when I got KU. Also, his mom had 9 kids. So now were convinced that it is the house of fertility & was our good luck charm. I must find a way to get DH back over there one night, just long enough to do it, and then make our escape.

shlittertoots

I've eaten a baby food pouch for breakfast twice this week. I was in a rush and had no time to make anything and I can eat it and drive. I'm also really lazy and I don't even need to chew. BONUS

snooks721

A few days ago, I accidentally brushed my teeth with DH's toothbrush. I realized it when I was rinsing and staring at the toothbrush I just put down. I immediately brushed my teeth with my own tooth brush... twice.

Now, about 2 years ago DH accidentally brushed his teeth with my toothbrush but didn't tell me until 2 weeks later. We both would never willingly share a toothbrush. I know some people do but the thought of him scraping off plaque and old food out of his teeth just grosses me out. DH thinks it's so gross to share a toothbrush.

So my FFFC is that since he used my toothbrush a few years ago and didn't tell me until weeks later, I don't know when/if I will tell him. He will be so mad when he finds out. Payback is a bitch

LeadMitten

I do the Sweating to the Oldies work out DVDs. I am fat and out of shape and they make me sweat. Me and Richard have a lot of one on one time together.

snooks721

macylynn27 said:

I was bumping all during bible study last night. My bible is on my phone so no one knows. Muahahaha! Eta: ●I have 12 packs of Dr Pepper hidden throughout the house so that T can't take them or judge me on how fast I drink them. ●The reason I carry a big purse in the winter is to hide a bag of potato chips, so that I have a snack where ever I go. ●I pretend to have the trots so I can sit in the bathroom and work without judgment (It's the warmest room in the house) ●I have a huge collection of pictures of the ridiculous faces I make in my phone, because when I look back at them I make myself laugh. ●I roll my eyes and blow raspberries at the profiles of people who start the stupid UO'S and FFFC's we've had lately. (CUT IT OUT PEOPLE) ● I'm pooping while I write this.

Best FFFC evaaa! Love you @macylynn27

mander82

I pooped in the woods once.    It was cold and snowy.   There was a bunch of us having a bonfire in the middle of the woods,  back some gaswell road.   I had to go,  so I did.    We had toilet paper for the girls to pee,  so I just wiped and threw it on the forest floor with my poo.   

gsalyer06

I went to test this morning and accidentally peed in the toilet instead of the cup.  :-q

trinitrotoluene

I'm still essentially a teenage girl with what I seek out in every form of my entertainment. I love young adult novels, I watch teen girl movies and tv shows. I love Pretty Little Liars, Switched at Birth, Vampire Diaries, and Glee.

janda426

I'm sitting in the back of the classroom so I can mobile bump during lecture

LeadMitten

mander82 said:

I pooped in the woods once.    It was cold and snowy.   There was a bunch of us having a bonfire in the middle of the woods,  back some gaswell road.   I had to go,  so I did.    We had toilet paper for the girls to pee,  so I just wiped and threw it on the forest floor with my poo.   

Sometimes a girls gotta poo. But the question is if mander shits in the woods does anyone hear it?

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trinitrotoluene

My husband has a horrible sense of smell and can generally only smell things when they're right next to his face or incredibly strong. When we walk past or into Bath and Bodyworks, he tells me that he can kind of smell something. I forget that not all men are this way, and I get confused when you guys talk about your husbands and your farts. I don't have to worry about that.

Shelovesaginger

macylynn27 said:

Shelovesaginger said:

I'm mad at DH because he told me he would never consider adoption, even if we couldn't conceive. I really want to adopt a child one day. I hate our fish, I think It's stupid and annoying and it's food is stinky. DH is obsessed with this fish, he talks to it like a baby every morning.

I was talking to T about adoption the other day, and he said he wants to adopt, but he doesn't. He's afraid that he couldn't love the child like his own.
I know he could and he would, but it's a valid fear, and something everyone should think about (if you are incapable of giving the child love then you shouldn't adopt, unlike that BITCH on my facebook said.) Maybe your H is just afraid that he can't give the child all the love they deserve? I don't know the whole story here, I'm not trying to act like I do, but I hope that you two can talk it out more and see if it's something like that at the root of it. GL!

That's why he doesn't want to, he says he could never raise another mans child. It's not something for us to fight about right now because we just started trying, but I can see it being an issue in the future.

YellowBag

I am going to a Miley Cyrus concert next week.

SCSmith2011

This is a combo confession/bitch: In an effort to sleuth out the moron who PM'd Jocelyn I lurked around the Aug'14 board and I just have to say that the number of people who own German Shepherds that don't know how to spell shepherd correctly is amazing. It's NOT shephArd people! They are in the herding group, that should help you out.

sister13

I felt like I had some good confessions this week, but I am such a foul mood, I can't remember any of them.  CD2 yesterday hit with a vengeance!  I kind of hate everybody right now!

Not you guys. 

gsalyer06

slappalicious said:

gsalyer06 said:

I went to test this morning and accidentally peed in the toilet instead of the cup.  :-q

Was your toilet pregnant?

(Hope you were here for that one...)

Nope. Sadz.

wishiwaspreggo

WolFox said:

Sometimes I think about major issues, and for some reason I only think to bring them up to DH at night after we've gone to bed and turned the lights out. 

(Example: Please refer to my 'how do I buy a house?' thread I just posted this morning. It doesn't mean the decision is out of the blue, it's just that I have really poor timing bringing things up.) 

OMG C does this and it drives me INSANE!!! I'll be thisclose to falling asleep and she'll say something like "I don't know how we're ever going to get out of debt" or "Can you look at this mole and tell me if it looks like melanoma?" Seriously? NOW is a good time to talk about it? Write it down and talk to me about these deeper issues when I'm awake and have had a cup of coffee.

mmb248

wishiwaspreggo said:

WolFox said:

Sometimes I think about major issues, and for some reason I only think to bring them up to DH at night after we've gone to bed and turned the lights out. 

(Example: Please refer to my 'how do I buy a house?' thread I just posted this morning. It doesn't mean the decision is out of the blue, it's just that I have really poor timing bringing things up.) 

OMG C does this and it drives me INSANE!!! I'll be thisclose to falling asleep and she'll say something like "I don't know how we're ever going to get out of debt" or "Can you look at this mole and tell me if it looks like melanoma?" Seriously? NOW is a good time to talk about it? Write it down and talk to me about these deeper issues when I'm awake and have had a cup of coffee.

OMG - yes!!!  Only, my C decides to just randomly call me when he's driving to a job site and tell me that we need to think about restructuring his 401k, saving for a new tractor, going through last month's farm receipts.  And he calls me at work.  Like, damn dude, I'm busy here.  Well, maybe not, but the bump is more entertaining than your 401k.

wishiwaspreggo

My FFFC: a couple years ago, C and I were touring the new Ikea in Cincinnati and I had really, really bad gas. The Ikea was structured in a way that you walk down a corridor and look at the different rooms and then the merchandise was after the tour. Well, at each room I let out a little gas. And a little more. And a little more. They were SBDs so I thought no one would know it was me. At the end of the tour, C turned to me and said "Ugh, this Ikea smells like shit! Do you think someone needs to change a kid's diaper or something?" I quietly admitted I was having issues and she started shrieking "EWW! Ewww!! STOP IT!!! JUST STOP!!!" Her reaction was so hilarious that I fell to the floor laughing in the middle of an aisle full of table parts. Now we always refer to the Ikea in Cincinnati as the Ikea that smells like shit.

ksz_3

I lost my V-card to DH in his parents pool.

soccer4us2013

DH & I had some serious sex last night, then I woke up late this morning & had to haul ass to make it to work on time....I didn't have time to shower - I'm totally at work with last nights sex on me. No shame

brettanomyces

gsalyer06 said:

I went to test this morning and accidentally peed in the toilet instead of the cup.  :-q

It's not too late!!! Add bleach!!!!!!1!!!

brettanomyces

When I buy chocolate milk I hide it in the very back of the fridge and only drink it when H isn't home so I can have all the chocolate milks to myself. 

LeadMitten

brettanomyces said:

When I buy chocolate milk I hide it in the very back of the fridge and only drink it when H isn't home so I can have all the chocolate milks to myself. 

Me too! I love chocolate milk in my Cheerios and Rices Crispies so I need a lot for myself. Yum. Really I hide a ton of food from DH. He has no idea of all the good crap stashed in our house.

Pintobean39

I got a phone call yesterday and was offered a job, making A LOT more than I was making.

So my husband and I were discussing it last night of course he said it's up to me he could careless either way. Yes the paycheck would be nice I just REALLY REALLY REALLY don't want to go back to work again ever and deal with all that stress anymore.

wirt2cute

My confession is I don't know what my cervix feels like. I have never stuck my finger in there to feel it, I don't know if it is high, low, open, closed nothing. I went on some website that showed pictures of the cervix during different parts of the cycle and almost passed out. When I see people talking about their cervix position it get really lost and then I get nervous. 

wishiwaspreggo

Mrswirt2013 said:

My confession is I don't know what my cervix feels like. I have never stuck my finger in there to feel it, I don't know if it is high, low, open, closed nothing. I went on some website that showed pictures of the cervix during different parts of the cycle and almost passed out. When I see people talking about their cervix position it get really lost and then I get nervous. 

I can't reach my cervix so I have no idea what it feels like. My fingers aren't long enough. I have a very deep vagina though. The doctors always comment on it when they do my IUI or a pap. Inevitably they'll say "I can't find your cervix... can someone get me a longer speculum?" That's always fun, especially when it's a lube-free session.

brettanomyces

Alpresson said:

I play with my boobs way too much. My nipple is out right now.

Me too. I took mine for a spin after I read this.

augusta17

WhoCanItBeNow said:

mayaruth81 said:

I've eaten a baby food pouch for breakfast twice this week. I was in a rush and had no time to make anything and I can eat it and drive. I'm also really lazy and I don't even need to chew. BONUS

They fruit ones are great to stir in with yogurt.

Haha! My friend and I were talking last night about how they are perfect snacks for breaks at work. She was feeding her boy the pea/corn combo and I was all "that looks so goooood".

wirt2cute

wishiwaspreggo said:

Mrswirt2013 said:

My confession is I don't know what my cervix feels like. I have never stuck my finger in there to feel it, I don't know if it is high, low, open, closed nothing. I went on some website that showed pictures of the cervix during different parts of the cycle and almost passed out. When I see people talking about their cervix position it get really lost and then I get nervous. 

I can't reach my cervix so I have no idea what it feels like. My fingers aren't long enough. I have a very deep vagina though. The doctors always comment on it when they do my IUI or a pap. Inevitably they'll say "I can't find your cervix... can someone get me a longer speculum?" That's always fun, especially when it's a lube-free session.

I'm so sorry, that has to be awful. I could not imagine and lube free. 

SCSmith2011

I think I'll be starting stims tonight but there's an open bottle of wine at home that I'd really like to keep drinking.

amylee545

I always "glance" in the windows of the cars parked in the "mothers with young children/expectant mothers" parking spot to see if they have a car seat in the car and get really mad if they don't. I try not to judge too hard, since an expectant mother doesn't necessarily need a car seat just yet if it's their first child or whatever. But it doesn't help my judging when I see a young man walking toward the car and getting in. Makes me maaaddd!!

ETA words

redheadscu1

Pintobean39 said:

I got a phone call yesterday and was offered a job, making A LOT more than I was making.

So my husband and I were discussing it last night of course he said it's up to me he could careless either way. Yes the paycheck would be nice I just REALLY REALLY REALLY don't want to go back to work again ever and deal with all that stress anymore.

I can totally relate to this. I LOVE making money, but I HATE working. I've been home with a sick DS almost all week, and I'm dreading going back on Monday. Sometimes I kind of wish I'd get fired. Then I'd get to stay home without people being able to judge my decision to quit. This is exactly why I won't get fired. Sigh.

ETA: Grammar is hard.