Sexy Time Fail with Gifs

tashad18

So I have been so in the mood to DTD lately, and DH only gets 3 days off where he is home every 6 days.  So for his whole 6 days off  I have been antsy waiting



So yesterday was his first day off.  I spent it getting pretty!



So he gets home, and I"m like





DS1 gets to bed as normal but LO decides that daddy is home so he wants to stay up late and play.  Every time he falls asleep, and I put him down, he is like



So I walk around the house rocking him until finally he just can't take it anymore and falls asleep. 
So I put on something cute.  This probably sums up the situation, but who cares cause I felt confident!



So I prance myself back to our bedroom like




And, DH is asleep.



I decide to go take a shower and wake him to join me to which he responds, "we can't because the crew manager isn't here to supervise.  We have to throw the fiber bags first,"  He is so out of it he thinks he is still at work talking to a co-worker.



Seriously guys

BMnatz11

Oh my. Minus the work sitch ( yes I used the word sitch-Kim Possible anyone???). Every time I'm in the mood, DH is asleep
#storyofmylife
#Ifeelforyou

trackgirlparis

I would have yanked his ass outta bed! A shower would have done him good!

Jenball717

Ahh, that was an excellent use of gifs. Sorry about yer blue balls (haha, haven't used/heard that phrase for years!)

Arod1087

Hahaha omg I have zero sex drive. Poor dh!

And poor you!

HFrizzle

Happens to me all the time with DH or DS is acting like the ultimate cock blocker.

sleepy33

Leave a note for him that says you want to do him, and I promise you he will MAKE SURE IT HAPPENS. He'll be chugging coffee, 5 hour energy, whatever it takes. He will love it. Trust.

asilwhite

Lol I love that he talked to you like his coworker! Sorry you didn't get your freak on, try again tonight?!