OP if I emailed you a picture of a cup of my urine mixed with Windex would that be a normal thing in your experience? I'm trying to gauge why you thought such a thing was acceptable.
All I keep thinking is how bad that must've smelled. Whyyyyyyy!
If it's foamy do you run in and wake your H up to tell him the good news? What if he thinks it's a celebratory beer? What if you spill it on him? Oh the amount of things that can go wrong...
I am super sad panda. I had no idea when I saw this thread that it was a DD, I though it was just a page to all the whores on the board. I got excited 'cause I thought somebody wanted my input on an issue.
Now important bleach pregnancy test question: I don't have any bleach, do you think it will work if I piss on a Clorox wipe?
I am super sad panda. I had no idea when I saw this thread that it was a DD, I though it was just a page to all the whores on the board. I got excited 'cause I thought somebody wanted my input on an issue.
Now important bleach pregnancy test question: I don't have any bleach, do you think it will work if I piss on a Clorox wipe?
I am doing that now.
Chicken broth? I do this too! But seriously revolting when I think about doing it from now on. UGH!
I am super sad panda. I had no idea when I saw this thread that it was a DD, I though it was just a page to all the whores on the board. I got excited 'cause I thought somebody wanted my input on an issue.
Now important bleach pregnancy test question: I don't have any bleach, do you think it will work if I piss on a Clorox wipe?
I am doing that now.
Chicken broth? I do this too! But seriously revolting when I think about doing it from now on. UGH!
Oh no. That is my pee on a Clorox wipe.
Your pee looks a little cloudy. I hope you don't have a UTI. Or maybe cloudy pee really is a sign of pregnancy!!!!11!!!! Squeeeeeee!
TTC since August 2011, Me = 40, DH = 38 Unexplained IF. Tried Clomid for 3 cycles. All BFNs. BFP 1/6/13. Chemical pregnancy.
Moving on to IVF#1. ER 11/26/13, 16 eggs retreived, 12 mature and all fertilized. 2 blasts transferred on 12/1. All other embies arrested so nothing left to freeze. Beta 12/10 = BFN. IVF #2 March 2014. BFP!!! TEAM BLUE!!!
Now if all the regs were off in their own social groups, who would be here to tell the OP how stupid and gross this is? There would probably be a bunch if people responding "I never heard that before! I'm going to do that now!". Is that what Beej wants? America's women peeing in bleach?
I am super sad panda. I had no idea when I saw this thread that it was a DD, I though it was just a page to all the whores on the board. I got excited 'cause I thought somebody wanted my input on an issue.
Now important bleach pregnancy test question: I don't have any bleach, do you think it will work if I piss on a Clorox wipe?
I am doing that now.
So are you totes KTFU? This is important damn it. I am almost out of wondfos but bought a jumbo pack of Clorox wipes at Sams. I need to know if this works. K thanks.
DH (32): SA is ok, slightly low morph, normal SCSA Me (32): Slightly low progesterone, hostile CM, carrier for CF, Moderately high NKC, High TNFa, heterozyogous mutated Factor XIII, and +APA
October 2012-May 2014: 4 failed IUIs, 3 failed IVFs, and 1 failed FETw/donor embryos
November 2014: IVF w/ICSI #4 Agonist/Antagonist with EPP and Prednisone, Baby Aspirin, Lovenox, and IVIG for immune issues. Converted to freeze all due to lining issues. 2 blasts frozen on day 6!
January 2015: FET #2 Cancelled due to lining issues
I saw the title "whores" and was all..."Yes? You called?! Finally, a thread I can have some input on!!!" Then it just told me to eff myself and I was thinking, "Now how is that going to get me knocked up?" Silly OP. Dumb shit and baby dust is for baby gaga! Let me know how that ammonia and bleach works...
I am super sad panda. I had no idea when I saw this thread that it was a DD, I though it was just a page to all the whores on the board. I got excited 'cause I thought somebody wanted my input on an issue.
Now important bleach pregnancy test question: I don't have any bleach, do you think it will work if I piss on a Clorox wipe?
I am doing that now.
So are you totes KTFU? This is important damn it. I am almost out of wondfos but bought a jumbo pack of Clorox wipes at Sams. I need to know if this works. K thanks.
Just when we thought we had heard it all on this board. What the ever loving fuck.......
But I have to give OP props where props are due; this was the best DD post/title change ever. =D> I totally wanted in on a post for whores.
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TTC #1 8/2012~Chronic Pelvic Pain Condition began 10/2012~Told I was crazy by many doctors until a good specialist DXed a labral tear and bone impingement in left hip 4/2013~Surgery on left hip: 5/31/13 SUCCESS!!! Pain flares to continue indefinitely (but mostly gone).
Resumed TTC 6/2013~Chronic stomach pain and distension: 8/2013~TTA 1/2014 Until Resolved ~7/2014: Trip to the Mayo Clinic--SUCCESS!! Finally on the road to getting better.
Resumed TTC 7/2014! Third time's the charm....8/2014 Visited the RE~DX: MFI/low morph~Straight to IVF with ICSI! 9/2014~Transferred 1 perfect beautiful 6AA blast with 10 to freeze!!!~10/8/2014: BFP!!!! EDD: 6/17/15 STICK LITTLE BEAN!!! IT'S A BOY!!!!!
So I just saw this post. That's what I get for actually doing my work? I missed the fact that someone mixed their urine with bleach, and if it bubbles you are pregnant? From quick browsing that's what I got. Weird.
And the term baby dust... makes me envision dried, powder jizz being thrown all over people. It's just disgusting.
But OP, if we're whores, wouldn't we be doing this to other people? For money? I'm gonna get so rich! Oooohhh yes! That's what I get for trying to be nice and helpful in my previous post. Lesson learned.
I can't stop chuckling about the OP. She got all butthurt before and said she was never coming back. Then she makes her big comeback with a post contining a cup full of pee and bleach. Outstanding.
TTC since August 2011, Me = 40, DH = 38 Unexplained IF. Tried Clomid for 3 cycles. All BFNs. BFP 1/6/13. Chemical pregnancy.
Moving on to IVF#1. ER 11/26/13, 16 eggs retreived, 12 mature and all fertilized. 2 blasts transferred on 12/1. All other embies arrested so nothing left to freeze. Beta 12/10 = BFN. IVF #2 March 2014. BFP!!! TEAM BLUE!!!
My Christmas wish is that one day all the awesome AEs come back on the same day and play.
TTC since August 2011, Me = 40, DH = 38 Unexplained IF. Tried Clomid for 3 cycles. All BFNs. BFP 1/6/13. Chemical pregnancy.
Moving on to IVF#1. ER 11/26/13, 16 eggs retreived, 12 mature and all fertilized. 2 blasts transferred on 12/1. All other embies arrested so nothing left to freeze. Beta 12/10 = BFN. IVF #2 March 2014. BFP!!! TEAM BLUE!!!
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That has to work.. Where do you think the term "bun in the oven" came from?
I totes have to go to the store today and buy ALL the cleaning supplies!
If my house blows up, I'm totes preggers. Watch out for me on the news
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Edit: Ah, I get it now. Nvm
TTC since August 2011, Me = 40, DH = 38
Unexplained IF. Tried Clomid for 3 cycles. All BFNs. BFP 1/6/13. Chemical pregnancy.
Moving on to IVF#1. ER 11/26/13, 16 eggs retreived, 12 mature and all fertilized. 2 blasts transferred on 12/1. All other embies arrested so nothing left to freeze. Beta 12/10 = BFN. IVF #2 March 2014. BFP!!! TEAM BLUE!!!
BFP 6/15/14 EDD: 2/24/15
TTC #1 since August 2011
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September 2012: Start IF testing
DH (32): SA is ok, slightly low morph, normal SCSA Me (32): Slightly low progesterone, hostile CM, carrier for CF, Moderately high NKC, High TNFa, heterozyogous mutated Factor XIII, and +APA
October 2012-May 2014: 4 failed IUIs, 3 failed IVFs, and 1 failed FETw/donor embryos
November 2014: IVF w/ICSI #4 Agonist/Antagonist with EPP and Prednisone, Baby Aspirin, Lovenox, and IVIG for immune issues. Converted to freeze all due to lining issues. 2 blasts frozen on day 6!
January 2015: FET #2 Cancelled due to lining issues
April 2015: FET #2.1
PAIF/SAIF Welcome!
bfp#4 3/19/2014 edd 12/1/2014 please let this be the one!
beta @ 5w0d = 12,026! u/s 4/22/14 @ 8w1d it's twins!
But I have to give OP props where props are due; this was the best DD post/title change ever. =D> I totally wanted in on a post for whores.
TTC #1 8/2012~Chronic Pelvic Pain Condition began 10/2012~Told I was crazy by many doctors until a good specialist DXed a labral tear and bone impingement in left hip 4/2013~Surgery on left hip: 5/31/13 SUCCESS!!! Pain flares to continue indefinitely (but mostly gone).
Resumed TTC 6/2013~Chronic stomach pain and distension: 8/2013~TTA 1/2014 Until Resolved ~7/2014: Trip to the Mayo Clinic--SUCCESS!! Finally on the road to getting better.
Resumed TTC 7/2014! Third time's the charm....8/2014 Visited the RE~DX: MFI/low morph~Straight to IVF with ICSI! 9/2014~Transferred 1 perfect beautiful 6AA blast with 10 to freeze!!!~10/8/2014: BFP!!!! EDD: 6/17/15 STICK LITTLE BEAN!!! IT'S A BOY!!!!!
Thanks to all the QFPers, and special thanks to @Kawaii Kitsune for providing a link to the pic. Or not, because I'm about to get lunch.
April 2013: Femara + Trigger + IUI = ???
TTC since August 2011, Me = 40, DH = 38
Unexplained IF. Tried Clomid for 3 cycles. All BFNs. BFP 1/6/13. Chemical pregnancy.
Moving on to IVF#1. ER 11/26/13, 16 eggs retreived, 12 mature and all fertilized. 2 blasts transferred on 12/1. All other embies arrested so nothing left to freeze. Beta 12/10 = BFN. IVF #2 March 2014. BFP!!! TEAM BLUE!!!
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Married December 2011 TTC#1 Since November 2013
Dec. 2013... BFP! 12/31/13... Natural M/C 1/29/14 (8 weeks)
July 2014...BFP!... 17dpo beta 581...19dpo beta 1419!!.. stick baby, stick!
EDD: 3/20/15.. It's a boy!
BFP 3/30/14.
and last but not least...
Me: 28 H: 28 DS: 4
Trinitrotoluene: "My ears have been deflowered ....my mouth just hasn't been!"
TTC since August 2011, Me = 40, DH = 38
Unexplained IF. Tried Clomid for 3 cycles. All BFNs. BFP 1/6/13. Chemical pregnancy.
Moving on to IVF#1. ER 11/26/13, 16 eggs retreived, 12 mature and all fertilized. 2 blasts transferred on 12/1. All other embies arrested so nothing left to freeze. Beta 12/10 = BFN. IVF #2 March 2014. BFP!!! TEAM BLUE!!!
THAT'S WHY I SAID WAS!
BFP 3/30/14.