My DH and I were running last night, and he (like usual) had to pee by the end. He said he'd just pee a little while we were running and let it dribble down his leg. (He was joking.) I told him that was gross. He then said that he'd still love me if I did it, and apparently that's when his brain jumped from peeing yourself to your water breaking, because his next words were "if your water breaks in a store I'm gonna make a huge scene and tell everyone you peed yourself."
Thanks dearest love of my heart. Love you too, lol.
Re: He's a wild and craaazy guy!
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