*** First World Wednesday ***

ProfessorPedals825

Good Morning Ladies!  I've really been slacking and not posting this every Wednesday like I should.  I promise to get back to it.

This week's theme is First World Baby Problems.  Here's Phoebe's FWP from yesterday.

"I threw my stuffed animal while Mommy was driving, so she pulled over to get it for me but when I threw it again she refused to stop again, so I screamed the whole way home."

Needless to say, I was not amused...

martinimomma

"I love to see my soft, smiling FP seahorse in the crib next to me, but now that I can grab pull it up closer, it tends to fall on my face...which makes me scream with the intensity of 1,000 suns...and causes my mommy to come running directly from the shower at 6 a.m...."

This mommy also not amused (though it is my own fault for forgetting to move said seahorse last night!)

chloebeth930

Last night I had a complete meltdown because Mommy wouldn't let me have my cowboy hat in my crib.  I don't care that it was 1:00am.  When I want to be a cowgirl let me be a cowgirl!

MJM3108

Ben says: I like to cry and pull at mommy so she picks me up, but since I didn't actually want her to pick me up, I headbutt her in the face so hard she says a bad word and puts me back down. At that precise moment, I change my mind and realize I DO actually want to be held, so I immediately wail and scream and throw myself on the floor until she picks me up again. Le sigh....

ProfessorPedals825

dillngr9 said:

All of these have made me laugh so hard.  I love this idea!

Me too!  I think we'll stick with First World Baby Problems every Wednesday!

BootsOrHearts

"After I am done eating, I would like you to hold the bottle up to my mouth so I can suck air for approximately 49,378,267,904 minutes. If you take the bottle away from me and try to give me my binky, I will scream and flail my arms because you are a MEAN MOMMIE" - Love, Baby Boots.