For Sale

theultimatesak

For Sale: One three year old boy.  Adorable with blonde hair, blue eyes, and a goofy sense of humor.  Comes with excellent vocabulary and gross motor skills for his age.  Prone to wild and unruly tantrums when asked to do things like pick out a book for bed time or when given a pink cup instead of orange.  Known to throw things across the room and growl unintelligible words while thrashing around the house in a fit of rage.  Has worn out his mama's last nerve this evening.  PM me with offers.

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CLLDLL

I'd be willing to trade one who can wipe his own butt, dress himself, and even get a snack or a cup of milk on his own. He is known to slam doors, ignore you whenever you want to talk to him, find the one thing that annoys you and do it over and over especially when you are in the middle of something, and run his mouth all.the.time.

He's very sweet to his little bro, and gives the best goodnight hugs when no one his age is looking.

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CLLDLL

SecretAgentKate said:

CLLDLL said:

I'd be willing to trade one who can wipe his own butt, dress himself, and even get a snack or a cup of milk on his own. He is known to slam doors, ignore you whenever you want to talk to him, find the one thing that annoys you and do it over and over especially when you are in the middle of something, and run his mouth all.the.time.

He's very sweet to his little bro, and gives the best goodnight hugs when no one his age is looking.

dang, i already have one of those too.  maybe i have too many kids...

Or maybe you're just lucky. You can pick which type you like best at the time!!

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TJ1979

YGPM.

TJ1979

Jk. I can't offer much in return. Except maybe your choice of 2 dogs and 2 cats. Mix and match, take one, take all. Free 90 gallon fish tank if you pay shipping.

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N_Koz

I would be willing to trade a slightly defective pug. She will be constantly underfoot, has an incredibly high pitched bark, cries loudly while food is being prepared, licks leather furniture, and spazs out if you pet her. Also she must be told to go to the bathroom when let outside, barks constantly to be let back inside, and may or may not take a crap on any available carpet after you let her inside.

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SecretAgentKate said:

ack!  no animals unless i can eat them.  then maybe we'll talk

One of the dogs is 90-100 lbs. Lean. Crock pot maybe?

N_Koz

You could eat her 15 pounds and very fatty so great for stewing

PipSqueak0313

Sorry @SecretAgentKate, you cannot have my older ds, even though he is so quiet that you might forget he's in the house, is able to cook his own meals, do his own laundry, has been known to change a diaper and help with diaper laundry, takes out the trash and changes/cleans the kitty litter.  I plan to enjoy his help for the next 1-2 years he has left before he goes off to college or whatever he does.

ETA: he also shovels snow and mows the lawn.

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Chickypoo2468 said:

Wait. @pipsqueak0313, you have an almost college age boy that is quiet, cleans up after himself, AND helps out?! He must be defective for sure.

No, I have to hold his food hostage to get him to do things.  Almost true.

Most of his time is spent either sleeping or playing on the computer.  

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blondolphn

Can I downgrade mine? I have the energizer bunny edition....

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blondolphn said:

Can I downgrade mine? I have the energizer bunny edition....

Don't worry, the batteries will start slowing down when he gets to be a teen.....especially if it's something he doesn't want to do.