Who is your lesbian lover on this board?

acciovino

tourqeyes said:

I have voiced my displeasure about the amount of girl crushing on this board but I find myself drawn to these four if you must know Curly Dlsexton Caitlinrj Salsera29

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alyssa719

I thought we were only allowed one??

..and also, the only thing more disappointing than not being named in these lists was my (very close) bi friend from HS informing me that she could never view me in a sexual way because I'm "too much like a sister".  fml.  I have tits and snark, isn't that good enough?  I suppose I should be happy the men folk love me. 

There is the bratty post of the day.  You're welcome.

acciovino

I was coming in here to roll my eyes...but since my name was mentioned ::blushes:: I'll return the favor. I pretty much like anything the following ladies say:

Tourqeyes

BPaws

Curly

Salsera

Litera

jensavicci

cakebatter

aliletz

ghostof5letters

iris

I definitely know there's more, just can't think. I'm not too picky!

ETA I forgot Jojobean and SarahVol!

Salsera29

alyssa719 said:

I thought we were only allowed one??

..and also, the only thing more disappointing than not being named in these lists was my (very close) bi friend from HS informing me that she could never view me in a sexual way because I'm "too much like a sister".  fml.  I have tits and snark, isn't that good enough?  I suppose I should be happy the men folk love me. 

There is the bratty post of the day.  You're welcome.

See, this is why I didn't do it. You'd be on my list Alyssa! 

mrscurlygurl

drunkenhandstand

@caitlinrj… i've had a crush on you and your bejeweled necklace in your avatar since day 1. 

acciovino

I knew I was missing more... @jojobean86..thank you! 

Tbags83

I still don't post as much as I lurk but I think you all are really really really, ridiculously good looking :P

edit: spacing

tourqeyes

Salsera29 said:

alyssa719 said:

I thought we were only allowed one??

..and also, the only thing more disappointing than not being named in these lists was my (very close) bi friend from HS informing me that she could never view me in a sexual way because I'm "too much like a sister".  fml.  I have tits and snark, isn't that good enough?  I suppose I should be happy the men folk love me. 

There is the bratty post of the day.  You're welcome.

See, this is why I didn't do it. You'd be on my list Alyssa! 



Even after the fetal massage post? That's love.

alyssa719

tourqeyes said:

alyssa719 said:

I thought we were only allowed one??

..and also, the only thing more disappointing than not being named in these lists was my (very close) bi friend from HS informing me that she could never view me in a sexual way because I'm "too much like a sister".  fml.  I have tits and snark, isn't that good enough?  I suppose I should be happy the men folk love me. 

There is the bratty post of the day.  You're welcome.

See, this is why I didn't do it. You'd be on my list Alyssa! 

Even after the fetal massage post? That's love.

All you bitches are like, "boo-hoo, the board is soooo lame/boring/blah", and so I give you entertainment.  You should love me for sacrificing myself for amusements' sake.  Not *my* fault I got called psycho within the first 2 posts.  :P

ETA:  Oh wait, am I supposed to call people "bitches" while trying to say how much everyone should love me?  So confused.

tourqeyes

Dude I'm the only one that defended you on that post!

ashcross

@jensavicci totally. She's hot, sweet and funny. @Jessa8907, @Literachick too

jensavicci

ashcross said:

@jensavicci totally. She's hot, sweet and funny. @Jessa8907, @Literachick too

Aw, thanks ash! I feel the same about you you can be my homegirl.

UncleSamantha

Caitlinrj said:

I was coming in here to roll my eyes...but since my name was mentioned ::blushes:: I'll return the favor. I pretty much like anything the following ladies say:

Tourqeyes

BPaws

Curly

Salsera

Litera

jensavicci

cakebatter

aliletz

ghostof5letters

iris

I definitely know there's more, just can't think. I'm not too picky!

ETA I forgot Jojobean and SarahVol!

Mmmmhmmm you're all...

until someone mentions your name and then you're...

TugboatSheila

I took the below selfie in efforts to make someone love me. 

cuntasaurusrex

Dude I'm the only one that defended you on that post!

Patently untrue.

tourqeyes

Did you save her also Ali?

Also -- how did I forget Bliss Berry. She is bluntly honest and I love it.

cakebatter27

This is why this IS like elementary school. I forgot to invite @tourqeyes @berry&bliss and curly to my sleepover and now I'm a bad friend. Oh and @sarahvol131!

bewilderingstar

Alright, I'll bite... My fav girls are:

@LiteraChick

@MrsCurlyGurl

@Jensavicci

@CakeBatter27

@TallMomma

@TealOwl

two of you because you're tall like me

cuntasaurusrex

tourqeyes said:

Did you save her also Ali?

Also -- how did I forget Bliss Berry. She is bluntly honest and I love it.

I did.. testify!

ghostof5letters

Caitlinrj your avatar picture always makes me feel so sloppy. I feel like you're always pristine and put together with accent jewelry and everything. Meanwhile, i'm here in my yoga pants and men's undershirt. 

JMCB09

I'll make you all love me

ghostof5letters

JMCB09 said:

I'll make you all love me

I'm your Christina Yang, of course I love you. We cut bitches together. 

alygoo615

tourqeyes said:

How long before someone posts saying they feel left out and then everyone comes to say how much they love them?

I feel left out. Man, a girl completely stops posting and it's like she was never a part of the group. Oh... and FTR, I'm 100% completely kidding.

Since I'm shallow, the few that stand out from looks alone... (as in the ones I remember) jensavici, iris lips, was is curlys boobs? Who had the amazing rack in hdbd a few weeks ago?

JMCB09

I may have to smile and put on real clothes this week in HDBD. I am pretty hot

ghostof5letters

I don't open the HDBD thread. I feel like I'm missing something here. 

JMCB09

ghostof5letters said:

I don't open the HDBD thread. I feel like I'm missing something here. 

Everyone says how hot xyz is in HDBD. It's my turn to show the world JMCB- at least from the waist up

alygoo615

JMCB09 said:

ghostof5letters said:

I don't open the HDBD thread. I feel like I'm missing something here. 

Everyone says how hot xyz is in HDBD. It's my turn to show the world JMCB- at least from the waist up

Maybe I'll shower Wednesday am... or at least post a picture of the last time I did my hair and makeup. Does it still count as a HDBD photo if the picture was taken from before I was pregnant?

runrinserepeat

JMCB09 said:

I don't open the HDBD thread. I feel like I'm missing something here. 

Everyone says how hot xyz is in HDBD. It's my turn to show the world JMCB- at least from the waist up

Dude, I've been making an effort for a while now, and still no love. You bitches are stuck with me, though, so you might as well get used to it.

Salsera29

tourqeyes said:

alyssa719 said:

I thought we were only allowed one??

..and also, the only thing more disappointing than not being named in these lists was my (very close) bi friend from HS informing me that she could never view me in a sexual way because I'm "too much like a sister".  fml.  I have tits and snark, isn't that good enough?  I suppose I should be happy the men folk love me. 

There is the bratty post of the day.  You're welcome.

See, this is why I didn't do it. You'd be on my list Alyssa! 

Even after the fetal massage post? That's love.

Yes. Because I was the first one to realize she was joking and it made me feel uber-cool.

tealowl

My love has no boundaries. I love everyone equally.

mrscurlygurl

alygoo615 said:

tourqeyes said:

How long before someone posts saying they feel left out and then everyone comes to say how much they love them?

I feel left out. Man, a girl completely stops posting and it's like she was never a part of the group. Oh... and FTR, I'm 100% completely kidding.

Since I'm shallow, the few that stand out from looks alone... (as in the ones I remember) jensavici, iris lips, was is curlys boobs? Who had the amazing rack in hdbd a few weeks ago?

I wish...but I think it was salsera's. Maybe if I wore a real bra instead of just shelf bra camis

TallMomma29

mrscurlygurl said:

How long before someone posts saying they feel left out and then everyone comes to say how much they love them?

I feel left out. Man, a girl completely stops posting and it's like she was never a part of the group. Oh... and FTR, I'm 100% completely kidding. Since I'm shallow, the few that stand out from looks alone... (as in the ones I remember) jensavici, iris lips, was is curlys boobs? Who had the amazing rack in hdbd a few weeks ago?

I wish...but I think it was salsera's. Maybe if I wore a real bra instead of just shelf bra camis

Yep, it was Salsera's boobs!  I wanted to keep my list short, but she would have made the longer list ;-)

zellatrix

rattlecanqueen said:

I've thought of about 5 others...now I feel mega creepy. Edited bc gifs make everything better

I could honestly sit and watch the gif all day long. 

alygoo615

How long before someone posts saying they feel left out and then everyone comes to say how much they love them?

I feel left out. Man, a girl completely stops posting and it's like she was never a part of the group. Oh... and FTR, I'm 100% completely kidding. Since I'm shallow, the few that stand out from looks alone... (as in the ones I remember) jensavici, iris lips, was is curlys boobs? Who had the amazing rack in hdbd a few weeks ago?

I wish...but I think it was salsera's. Maybe if I wore a real bra instead of just shelf bra camis

That's RIGHT! It was salsera's. I'm sure you have a nice rack too. I just realized how undersexed I appear from my comment. Damn. I got stood up on Valentine's Day. I mean I didn't actually put any effort or make him think I was going to go for it this time, I just assumed it was going to go down, but I used the mirror to shave and EVERYTHING!

acciovino

ghostof5letters said:

Caitlinrj your avatar picture always makes me feel so sloppy. I feel like you're always pristine and put together with accent jewelry and everything. Meanwhile, i'm here in my yoga pants and men's undershirt. 

It's the one time I got dressed....Trust me.

katnipeverclean

I just lurve you all. Well most of you. Well... the regulars.

 

emineminem

Why do I feel like this HDBD will be a bunch of hoochie bumpies in push up bras and red lipstick to gain more love tits? Oh right, because I'm planning my outfit already.

zellatrix

Come on guyz....

zellatrix

Luckynumbers81 said:

I want to add names but I'm nervous it will come off like

Okay, you are now my girl crush because we were searching for the same gifs at the same time.