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babydoll22308

tyrannosaurusbeck said:

Probably a UO instead of a FFFC, but that "I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always" saying annoys me. I don't have a reason why...it just does.

I like it bc I love that book. Its so sweet.

MrsShankly1012

babydoll22308 said:

Probably a UO instead of a FFFC, but that "I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always" saying annoys me. I don't have a reason why...it just does.

I like it bc I love that book. Its so sweet.

Really?  I was going to say that book creeps the shit out of me.  I got it at my baby shower, read it once to DS1, and then hid it in a closet.  Doesn't the mother break into her grown son's house to snuggle him while he's sleeping?

bkeane619

carawasa said:

I still have an Xmas Wreath on MY front door and Xmas towels in my bathroom

us too, and it's completely brown and dead. my dad is a florist and super picky about that kind of stuff so whenever he comes over he comments on it. I've failed my poor dad in that department.

Mine is still green and no needles falling off!

StefMurph

ElleStaxx said:

Not FFFC but with all the valentines day talk- will their be a poll tomorrow about who got some tonight??????

Or last night. . I keep forgetting some of you are still in the nope category when it comes to sex. Others of us are apparently horn dogs and/or didn't have traumatic deliveries.

5speckledfrogs

This week I've been turning on Mickey Mouse Clubhouse for LO in the morning while I make my coffee so that he's distracted. Well, now I know the opening song and sing it at random times throughout the day, along with their hotdog song. I will frequently watch it while I drink my coffee, even if LO isn't interested anymore and answer Mickey when he asks the camera questions.

finnybooboo

Wino0920 said:

I don't believe anyone who says they don't pee in the shower.

I literally did not know this was a thing and am seriously creeped out by this. I've never done it nor ever THOUGHT about doing it!

Gatorsgirl731

ElleStaxx said:

Not FFFC but with all the valentines day talk- will their be a poll tomorrow about who got some tonight??????

This was going to be my FFFC.



And half way through the dog licked my thigh and I was all



But then I was like

asilwhite

babyLOLO13 said:

We recently got a diaper sprayer for our CD. DH installed it but we haven't used it yet (waiting for solids). Well… curiosity got the best of me and I wondered if it would feel like a bidet.  Epic fail. It was hard as rock freezing water spraying at 1000 miles a minute. I was dead. 

I cannot.stop.laughing

How's your ass feel??

finnybooboo

I feel like we're being crushed right now financially. With starting daycare, all the medical bills that came, over $300 electric bills the last 2 months, and everything else, I feel like we're barely making it by. I hate this feeling.

blondolphn

Now I am crying about the book.

jennlin

baconface said:

Brandontricia said:

dknight413 said:

allisonty11 said:

I often dream about my high school sweetheart.

Eerrrmm in like a good dream kind of way? If so, that's probably not the best of signs.

Agreed! That sounds like a bad sign.

Ehh, I wouldn't put much stock in it.  Our brains do weird things when we are asleep. Just cause I dream I am riding a killer whale through the ocean doesn't mean I want to.

I want to ride a killer whale. Who doesn't??

jennlin

When I'm in someone's bathroom, and I see Kleenex, I will always always use Kleenex on my girly parts instead of toilet paper. #softerthancharmin #iwouldgobrokekeepingkleenexinmyownbathroom

Fruitcove7

Jmakhomenka said:

This week I've been turning on Mickey Mouse Clubhouse for LO in the morning while I make my coffee so that he's distracted. Well, now I know the opening song and sing it at random times throughout the day, along with their hotdog song. I will frequently watch it while I drink my coffee, even if LO isn't interested anymore and answer Mickey when he asks the camera questions.

LOL, I totally answered Mickey's questions this morning while getting ready for work!

allisonty11

dknight413 said:

allisonty11 said:

I often dream about my high school sweetheart.

Eerrrmm in like a good dream kind of way? If so, that's probably not the best of signs.

More of like an "i miss my friend" way. We never did anything physical besides kiss, so not "that" kind of dream, but we had a really strong connection and were great friends. He moved away and we don't talk anymore.

ajjf1026

I love Valentine's Day. I consider it to be one of my favorite "holidays." I'm a sap! Also, I play FarmVille on FB.

#it'sanaddiction
#patheticiknow

tashad18

I have more...

1.  I'm a surprise killer.  I have no patience.  If it is a holiday I look at DH's email and bank statements to see what he is getting me. Then I get sad because I'm not surprised.  I did this with my 1 year anniversary diamond earrings and flowers for every holiday. 

2.  I told DH to no get me flowers this year like he does every year because they are a waste of money. Being the surprise killer that I am,  I check our account to see if he got them anyway, and he didn't and now I"m kind of sad.

3.  This summer will be our first real family vacation where we actually take the kids out of state somewhere awesome.  Before, we were either apart (him in military), doing school, struggling financially, etc.  MIL has not seen LO because they live out of state.  I really don't want to use first family vacation to go to his hometown to take LO to see them.  I feel like they can come to us.  I know that is selfish but we have a weird relationship as it is and there is nothing in his hometown to do.  I don't want to flat out tell DH (even though he knows how I feel about his family) that I don't want to go there so I just suggested visiting San Diego which is a few hours drive for the in laws and they can come meet up with us for a day or two. 

jennlin

baconface said:

tashad18 said:

I have more...

1.  I'm a surprise killer.  I have no patience.  If it is a holiday I look at DH's email and bank statements to see what he is getting me. Then I get sad because I'm not surprised.  I did this with my 1 year anniversary diamond earrings and flowers for every holiday. 

LOL. I read this like 4 times. I thought you meant like, "Surprise! I'm a killer." Or a person who jumps out of closets and kills people.  I finally kept reading to understand what you meant.

I am having reading comprehension problems today.

--

Me too!!

pandaglitter

jennlin said:

baconface said:

tashad18 said:

I have more...

1.  I'm a surprise killer.  I have no patience.  If it is a holiday I look at DH's email and bank statements to see what he is getting me. Then I get sad because I'm not surprised.  I did this with my 1 year anniversary diamond earrings and flowers for every holiday. 

LOL. I read this like 4 times. I thought you meant like, "Surprise! I'm a killer." Or a person who jumps out of closets and kills people.  I finally kept reading to understand what you meant.

I am having reading comprehension problems today.

--

Me too!!


Threesies. My first thought was, "murder...well, that's quite a confession."

pandaglitter

baconface said:

jennlin said:

baconface said:

Brandontricia said:

dknight413 said:

allisonty11 said:

I often dream about my high school sweetheart.

Eerrrmm in like a good dream kind of way? If so, that's probably not the best of signs.

Agreed! That sounds like a bad sign.

Ehh, I wouldn't put much stock in it.  Our brains do weird things when we are asleep. Just cause I dream I am riding a killer whale through the ocean doesn't mean I want to.

I want to ride a killer whale. Who doesn't??

Maybe a trained whale in a controlled environment. MAYBE.

This was just a random whale I found in the middle of the ocean.

Just a random whale I found. I'm dying.

deedee1017

jennlin said:

tashad18 said:

I have more...

1.  I'm a surprise killer.  I have no patience.  If it is a holiday I look at DH's email and bank statements to see what he is getting me. Then I get sad because I'm not surprised.  I did this with my 1 year anniversary diamond earrings and flowers for every holiday. 

LOL. I read this like 4 times. I thought you meant like, "Surprise! I'm a killer." Or a person who jumps out of closets and kills people.  I finally kept reading to understand what you meant.

I am having reading comprehension problems today.

-- Me too!!

Me three!

AggieAsh23

It's been a rough week for us... LO has had lots of fussy periods, crying fits, doesn't want to play at all, only wants to be held and walked around, etc. She's been quite the handful and I have been completely overwhelmed. Well, today we had a Valentine's Day lunch with DH and I really wanted to put on makeup and fix my hair! So, out of desperation I turned on some cartoon (Peg & Cat?) on PBSKids and sat LO in her boppy lounger to watch it. She was mesmerized. I feel bad for just parking her in front of the TV for 15 minutes. I am so against babies watching TV (or WAS against it, I guess) but I didn't have any other ideas. This was the first time all week that she allowed me to put her down!!! Thank you PBSKids!

Amjoy25

rsigler said:

tyrannosaurusbeck said:

Probably a UO instead of a FFFC, but that "I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always" saying annoys me. I don't have a reason why...it just does.

I'm not even going to wait until I finish catching up on the thread to reply to this because I have to ask: HAVE YOU READ THAT BOOK?  It will break you.  My mom gave it to me when I was a teenager and we were fighting all the time and I read it once, bawled, and put it away.  I still have it, but it stays in the bookcase and whenever I have to touch it, like when we're moving and I'm packing/unpacking, I treat that book like it's radioactive.  Just thinking about it makes me tear up, especially now that I have a child of my own.
#easycrier
#butsrslyreaditandyoullunderstand
#dontreaditinpublic

That book was actually originally written about baby loss,which makes me even more emotional when I read it. Someone on one of the loss boards linked this several months ago (warning: you will bawl). https://blogs.babycenter.com/mom_stories/09192013-the-sad-story-behind-i-love-you-forever/

Oh gosh. I take back my love-its that I think it's annoying. #sadpanda

Amjoy25

baconface said:

tashad18 said:

I have more...

1.  I'm a surprise killer.  I have no patience.  If it is a holiday I look at DH's email and bank statements to see what he is getting me. Then I get sad because I'm not surprised.  I did this with my 1 year anniversary diamond earrings and flowers for every holiday. 

LOL. I read this like 4 times. I thought you meant like, "Surprise! I'm a killer." Or a person who jumps out of closets and kills people.  I finally kept reading to understand what you meant.

I am having reading comprehension problems today.

DEAD. But I thought that also.

Amjoy25

I think @baconface wins this round @carriet2018.

She just found a random whale to ride AND she thought @tashad18 was a murderer, and expressed such concerns in a hilarious manner.

Oh, and her sig is Friends.

hartsl01

comeongetdown said:

pandaglitter said:

tashad18 said:

I have more...

1.  I'm a surprise killer.  I have no patience.  If it is a holiday I look at DH's email and bank statements to see what he is getting me. Then I get sad because I'm not surprised.  I did this with my 1 year anniversary diamond earrings and flowers for every holiday. 

LOL. I read this like 4 times. I thought you meant like, "Surprise! I'm a killer." Or a person who jumps out of closets and kills people.  I finally kept reading to understand what you meant.

I am having reading comprehension problems today.

-- Me too!!

Threesies. My first thought was, "murder...well, that's quite a confession."

Add me to the list, too!  I read it over and over like, "wtf?!"

Yep... I thought the same thing! 

deedee1017

I am jealous of dh's aunt because she watches dd two days per week. In my head I keep saying, "it's not you, it's me."  I am glad she offered to watch dd, I trust her and she's great, but sometimes I think it'd be easier to tolerate/accept a dcp spending their days with my LO.

sleepy33

AggieAsh23 said:

It's been a rough week for us... LO has had lots of fussy periods, crying fits, doesn't want to play at all, only wants to be held and walked around, etc. She's been quite the handful and I have been completely overwhelmed. Well, today we had a Valentine's Day lunch with DH and I really wanted to put on makeup and fix my hair! So, out of desperation I turned on some cartoon (Peg & Cat?) on PBSKids and sat LO in her boppy lounger to watch it. She was mesmerized. I feel bad for just parking her in front of the TV for 15 minutes. I am so against babies watching TV (or WAS against it, I guess) but I didn't have any other ideas. This was the first time all week that she allowed me to put her down!!! Thank you PBSKids!

Peg + Cat is our favorite! Our LO 'watches' it and Dinosaur Train every morning. FWIW, the 'study' that was done about no TV under 2 was pretty sketchy in my book.

tashad18

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!  I log back on to the Bump after a joyous nap with LO to find out I'm a murderer!!  I'm glad everyone took the time to re-read before alerting the authorities!  Poor choice of words on my part I guess!

babyLOLO13

asilwhite said:

We recently got a diaper sprayer for our CD. DH installed it but we haven't used it yet (waiting for solids). Well… curiosity got the best of me and I wondered if it would feel like a bidet.  Epic fail. It was hard as rock freezing water spraying at 1000 miles a minute. I was dead. 

I cannot.stop.laughing How's your ass feel??

@asilwhite - Lets just say it felt very reminicent of third trimester waddling away. My DH just laughed at me. Bastard. 

blondolphn

Dh got us this ridiculous rhino... As cute as it was for a q uick picture, what am I going to do with it down the road?

Gatorsgirl731

Yep, did it again.

AggieAsh23

blondolphn said:

Dh got us this ridiculous rhino... As cute as it was for a q uick picture, what am I going to do with it down the road?

Awww, that's sweet! It is huge and ridiculous but I bet your LO will love it. When I was a kid we had a giant bunny very similar to your rhino. We kept that thing for the longest time. We loved it and sat between his legs like you LO is doing and would lay on him for naps, reading books, watching movies. It was the best!

blondolphn

@mosymama I love it, but I hope this doesn't become a trend on big stuffed toys for her. I"ll have to hide it from MIL so she doesn't want to get some too. I mentioned once something DH wanted to get her for Christmas, and MIL went out and bought it for her. I was like, but DH wanted to get that for her because he loved his growing up...

tashad18

blondolphn said:

Dh got us this ridiculous rhino... As cute as it was for a q uick picture, what am I going to do with it down the road?

So cute!  LO cries if I put big stuffed animals near him!

Amjoy25

blondolphn said:

Dh got us this ridiculous rhino... As cute as it was for a q uick picture, what am I going to do with it down the road?

Burn it.

juliemay623

My MIL came over today to watch LO for a few hours so I could get a break. I got Starbucks and went to see Frozen! Loved it and I cried a little at the end. So cute!!!

bionicb

If I dont stab my fi today it will be a miracle.

I hate people, espcially those that cannot drive.

I'm having a very bad day.

Jalee85

wedding06 said:

AggieAsh23 said:

blondolphn said:

Dh got us this ridiculous rhino... As cute as it was for a q uick picture, what am I going to do with it down the road?

Awww, that's sweet! It is huge and ridiculous but I bet your LO will love it. When I was a kid we had a giant bunny very similar to your rhino. We kept that thing for the longest time. We loved it and sat between his legs like you LO is doing and would lay on him for naps, reading books, watching movies. It was the best!

I don't know if you have dogs but I got a huge panda when I was little that I loved....Until my dog started humping the shit out of it all.the.time! And my dog was a spayed female. She just loved pandas I guess.  Beware!


That's not love, that's dominance...lol

deedee1017

Natalie2290 said:

FutureMrsFugattLarson said:

If I dont stab my fi today it will be a miracle. I hate people, espcially those that cannot drive. I'm having a very bad day.

I'm the same way. I hate being on the Freeway trying to get into the other lane with my turn signal going, and some ass hat dodges in front of me without one. 

FFFC- If you are to stupid to know how to use your turn signal that was placed so conveniently close to your steering wheel. Then you are to stupid to be operating a motor vehicle. Not to mention that it's dangerous for your fellow drivers. See gif below. 

ETA: didn't notice that that car did have it's turn signal going. But it happens all the dang time. grrr big pet peeve of mine

Every time some jerk cuts me off or drives recklessly, I wish I had one of those baby on board signs to point to so I can make them feel really bad. As if they'd give a shit.

jennlin

Holy shit natalienumbers!! Your gif is terrifying!