fugly ass FB names

Meery82

Harleigh (girl) and Striker (boy). These names could be considered child abuse.

absolutelymaybe

Striker. Ouch.

LyndseylovesHugh

A lady in my moms group has a Harlei. wtf is wrong with people? I wouldn't even pronounce that as Harley, looks like har-lay to me.

LyndseylovesHugh

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DaisyDuck40

Noooooo

barely

I know someone with a Cage. Seriously? Cage is a place some people put animals, not a name for a child.

MinnesotaMomma91

I saw a friend of a friend named her daughter kinz.leigh cause you know kinsley isnt you-neek enough for her special snowflake

Meery82

mjreilly2 said:

MinnesotaMomma91 said:

I saw a friend of a friend named her daughter kinz.leigh cause you know kinsley isnt you-neek enough for her special snowflake

I don't this Ken/Kin Sley/Zley/Sleigh/Zleigh trend. I recently met a Kenzley...Not as bad as Kinzleigh, but oi!

@Meery82 Take two for Striker! I met one last week. I thought the mother was calling her dog. No such luck. Dog was Ruby. One of her sons was Striker (sp?).

Blech. These poor children.

sweetpeace13

Striker like Aragorns nickname from LOTR?

jennyshawn0808

I just saw on FB two girls about 6 or 7, Dekohda & Lileigh. You know, Dakota & Lilly would just be too mainstream... :-&

MinnesotaMomma91

sweetpeace13 said:

Striker like Aragorns nickname from LOTR?

Aragorn was Strider.

SmileyJay

I recently met a Slade... about 7 yrs old. He was a sweet, sensitive, sort of feminine boy. The name seemed so very very off. I really dislike overly masculine or feminine names, you have no idea who the kid will be! Cage the same chord with me. 

I knew a boy named Steele growing up. DH knew a Blade. *eye roll* 

Skeemer

Barely5feet said:

I know someone with a Cage. Seriously? Cage is a place some people put animals, not a name for a child.

I know a boy named Cage too! It blows my mind every time I hear them say it at a gathering. "Cage! What are you doing?" "Cage, are you hungry?" My mind automatically goes to a dog kennel.

Skeemer

I think I mentioned it a few weeks ago but I saw a baby girl named Ad.leigh Cor.ryn on FB.

Just....*sigh*.

ConversationFear

I went to school with a girl who named her baby girl Harley...after the motorcycles. She was a total biker chick.

There was another girl I used to work with who was on her 3rd. Her first 2 boys were Draylon and Caibryn. She used to use her breaks smooshing real names together to "invent" new ones for baby #3. I don't even know what she ended up naming it - she quit before she had the baby.

Meery82

These names are just atrocious. And Cage? WTF?!

Spin313

Mikenzie and Kaiden are only cringe-worthy ones on my FB

jackandpenn

My FB has a Har.lynn, Mattily.nn, and twin girls Ma.kaylee & Ry.lynn

1Panda

I know someone who always told me she wanted to name a daughter Mattilyn.n after her husband (his name was Matt, obviously). I don't like it at all.

I used to work with a girl who has a son named C.harge and a daughter named R.ally. Which I suppose is close enough to Riley to almost sound okay... but not really.

Alyssawv

Key, for a boy.

Meery82

Another one from FB: Parsyn. A girl (I think).

elsa1688

I want to play!

Ryker. It just reminds me of the prison in NY. Which also means I've watched too much Law and Order: SVU.

LisaG09

I just saw a newborn baby Harlea

rachel8078

What's with all the periods? Is that the new apostrophe in terrible names?'

elsa1688

rachel8078 said:

What's with all the periods? Is that the new apostrophe in terrible names?'

It makes it unsearchable

BeachBabe22

I know a Stryker.  He is four years old and completely out of control. 

EXL311

So not actually a Facebook name, but at my kids' school I overheard a dad refer to his daughter as Oz-uh-lin.  So I happened to see where he had signed her in and it was spelled Ozzalyn(n).  Can't remember if there was one or two n's but still!  Ugh so horrible.

orangecrush32

There are several Addison Adalyn Adaleigh's on my facebook. Along with a Rylinn. Really not too bad, but I did delete most of the undesirables from my feed. I'm sure there were some gems.

Icjt

Lurker coming to play. Just saw a Kare.ntyn, and a few weeks ago I saw a Naughti.ca.

smerka

When I see Striker, I think of Ted Striker from the movie Airplane. Or Striker? I already hit her. (Lame Finger Lakes comedian type joke) And Cage? I think of Nick Cage. We are going to steal the Constitution.