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middleschoolmommy

Just throwing this out there...

I completely forgot how amazing naps are. I've taken one for the past 3 days in a row and I've been able to stay up until 9-10pm for the first time in MONTHS. Don't know what I'm going to do when Spring Break is over.

edited for spelling... brain was still sleeping.

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knitsandgiggles

It was a first but DD just puked and pooped herself while playing in her crib after naptime. I was impressed and grossed out.

bullybutt

Mine has Wyoming babies also.  Bizarre!

jensavicci

I come back from work and the bump is turquoise. What will they think of next?

Ylvelill

jensavicci said:

I come back from work and the bump is turquoise. What will they think of next?

Ha! I thought it was my phone being weird

Ylvelill

>.> where are the emoticons for phones?!

jnnfrrose6

I'm just going to leave this here. I'll take what I can get until I get the all clear from the doctor. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IpbDHxCV29A&feature=youtu.be

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abchittam

Ugh! DH's friend that I can't stand is over at my house. Shoot me! I think the thing that aggravates me the most is that he will just walk into our house unannounced without knocking. Seriously, who does that? And he also smokes one of those vapor things. Those things don't bother me, but when you walk into a house and smoke the thing constantly the house tends to get a little foggy. It pisses me off so bad! Just needed to vent.

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Salsera29

I haven't had proper bump time in 2 days and it feels like so long! @summerlovin314 I didn't see your page in time...did you get your shamrock shake?? I got mine yesterday and it was delicious :-)

mrscurlygurl

Jeebus! Sorry...I don't know why that posted so many times. This thread did go all wonky for me after I responded. I hate TB lately.

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mrscurlygurl

LiteraChick said:

Wait, what? Car seats expire? The hell?

Yeah...you've got to check your brand, but most last 5-9 years. 

rattlecanqueen

LiteraChick said:

Wait, what? Car seats expire? The hell?

5 years from the manufactured date on the side yo! I think I have to get rid of some Tupperware since plastic expires.

coybig

bye bye any spare money I have... just found out Dicks Sporting Goods now carries toddler sizes. 

(this post was also to see all of my badges under my avatar.  good add bump - now I can tell how hard I should roll my eyes when I see certain posts without having to click on their profile.)

emineminem

Major props @JamieSejkora‌ for coming up with a witty response to the idiot cashier! My baby brain would have come up with something like "well...you're stupid!"

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TugboatSheila

I am too embarrassed to tell anyone else what I ate for breakfast.

I went to McDonald's and got a hash brown, which I split in half. I also purchased 2 egg and cheese McMuffin's and added half of the hash brown to each of the McMuffin sandwiches. I ate it in about 2 minutes and there were several times where an "Oh my GOD" came out of my mouth and my eyes rolled back into my head.

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July15Mama

JP27 said:

I am too embarrassed to tell anyone else what I ate for breakfast.

I went to McDonald's and got a hash brown, which I split in half. I also purchased 2 egg and cheese McMuffin's and added half of the hash brown to each of the McMuffin sandwiches. I ate it in about 2 minutes and there were several times where an "Oh my GOD" came out of my mouth and my eyes rolled back into my head.

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I clicked on a youtube video called 'my disgusting husband' today. It was a guy eating 3 cheese burgers at once from mc dicks.

I was not disgusted... my mouth started watering and I then found myself driving to get a big mac.

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helloblueeyes

LiteraChick said:

I CANNOT stop ripping ass. What the hell dude..... I mean, I'm trying to keep this locked down, but I can't help it! I didn't even eat anything controversial! NOT FAIR! 

Must be because I'm having a boy. That is what I'm telling my husband anyways, it's HIS FAULT.

Dude, I have been doing it nonstop for like 3 days. I was super happy my coworker wasn't coming in today cause it meant I didn't have to try to hold it or hide most of the work day.

And FTR I'm carrying a girl, but since I'm like the second gassiest person ever when not KU I think my DH just thinks she is gonna take after me.

Fabulous Farters Unite!

Ylvelill

Got a call tonight from "the security department". Was told there was an issue with my identity and to please hold for a senior security expert. When he got on the phone he informed me that there was a warrant out for my arrest and I had a choice to either let them help me or the case would be forwarded to the local police office. I told him I thought the part about getting the local police involved was a good idea but that just made him angry. He started telling me how they were gonna just come to the door and take me away, how I would lose my house and my car and everything if I did not listen to what he said. I can not believe that people seriously try this crap out on people this is my second call of this kind, the first T's me I owe a bunch in tax and would be deported unless I called some number and complied with whatever they said. I must be on a special list or something. ETA: Mobil format fail

jnnfrrose6

My annual work evaluation was supposed to start 30 minutes ago...and here I am bumping.  Awesome.  Not sure where my boss ran off to, but apparently it's more important than my past performance and future with the company.

mrscurlygurl

Ylvelill said:

Got a call tonight from "the security department". Was told there was an issue with my identity and to please hold for a senior security expert. When he got on the phone he informed me that there was a warrant out for my arrest and I had a choice to either let them help me or the case would be forwarded to the local police office. I told him I thought the part about getting the local police involved was a good idea but that just made him angry. He started telling me how they were gonna just come to the door and take me away, how I would lose my house and my car and everything if I did not listen to what he said. I can not believe that people seriously try this crap out on people this is my second call of this kind, the first T's me I owe a bunch in tax and would be deported unless I called some number and complied with whatever they said. I must be on a special list or something. ETA: Mobil format fail

That's way more awesome than the lame call DH got about needing to update something to do with Windows to which he told the guy "You mean Microsoft wants to call me personally about a risk to my computer?" The guy said, "No, not Microsoft, Windows." ...

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Ylvelill said:

Got a call tonight from "the security department". Was told there was an issue with my identity and to please hold for a senior security expert. When he got on the phone he informed me that there was a warrant out for my arrest and I had a choice to either let them help me or the case would be forwarded to the local police office. I told him I thought the part about getting the local police involved was a good idea but that just made him angry. He started telling me how they were gonna just come to the door and take me away, how I would lose my house and my car and everything if I did not listen to what he said. I can not believe that people seriously try this crap out on people this is my second call of this kind, the first T's me I owe a bunch in tax and would be deported unless I called some number and complied with whatever they said. I must be on a special list or something. ETA: Mobil format fail

There have to be places you can report this, right? Like, actually calling the local police? I feel bad for the people who fall for crap like this

zellatrix

#1: Woke up with a charlie horse to my round ligament. That sucked.

#2: I keep having dreams about bleeding or having twins. Don't want to bleed but really do wish there was two in there. 

#3: Last night I had a dream where I knew I was pregnant but went on the bachelor anyway. Juan Pablo was a dick in my dream too. 

Ylvelill

@mrscurlygurl

Ha! I totally forgot I got the call back in November!

Ylvelill

@kleMcK

There are a few places you can report these things online. With the irs call I reported it to the irs, this one I reported the number to a frauds call list.

Ylvelill

Taking advantage of my tripple posting error

I always google a number when I get weird calls like this, there is almost always someone else who have had a similar call from it.

abundancenow

Ylvelill said:

Got a call tonight from "the security department". Was told there was an issue with my identity and to please hold for a senior security expert. When he got on the phone he informed me that there was a warrant out for my arrest and I had a choice to either let them help me or the case would be forwarded to the local police office. I told him I thought the part about getting the local police involved was a good idea but that just made him angry. He started telling me how they were gonna just come to the door and take me away, how I would lose my house and my car and everything if I did not listen to what he said. I can not believe that people seriously try this crap out on people this is my second call of this kind, the first T's me I owe a bunch in tax and would be deported unless I called some number and complied with whatever they said. I must be on a special list or something. ETA: Mobil format fail

Wow, so crazy!  I also feel bad because you know there are people who would be feared in to believing it was true.

abundancenow

"Horvelous" the new word my son made up and has been using.  I can only guess from context that it means marvelously horrible, since he said, "It's horvelous Dad decided to take me to Granny's instead of Chuckie Cheese.

Ha!

TugboatSheila

LiteraChick said:

JP27 said:

I am too embarrassed to tell anyone else what I ate for breakfast.

I went to McDonald's and got a hash brown, which I split in half. I also purchased 2 egg and cheese McMuffin's and added half of the hash brown to each of the McMuffin sandwiches. I ate it in about 2 minutes and there were several times where an "Oh my GOD" came out of my mouth and my eyes rolled back into my head.

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Do not be embarrassed. Be proud. 

Haha, DH did say 'WHY HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT?!" 

TugboatSheila

July15Mama said:

I am too embarrassed to tell anyone else what I ate for breakfast.

I went to McDonald's and got a hash brown, which I split in half. I also purchased 2 egg and cheese McMuffin's and added half of the hash brown to each of the McMuffin sandwiches. I ate it in about 2 minutes and there were several times where an "Oh my GOD" came out of my mouth and my eyes rolled back into my head.

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I clicked on a youtube video called 'my disgusting husband' today. It was a guy eating 3 cheese burgers at once from mc dicks. I was not disgusted... my mouth started watering and I then found myself driving to get a big mac.

The only thing I eat from McD is the egg and cheese mcmuffin but a burger from any other chain would have had me on my knees. 

I used to be way too cool for school when it came to McD's but then I started eating it every once in awhile. It's my guilty-hate-food. 

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