Dear DH

PumpkinMommaaa

Thanks for walking through the house with your snowy shoes while I was feeding DD in the other room so I didn't know. I don't care that you were in a hurry and left something behind. PI was carrying her sleeping self through the house and my socks got soaked. You were gone by that point and have not waken up yet but I can't wait until you do.
The end.

Let's hear them ladies!!!

hilalk

Dear DH,
You keep me awake more than LO does during the night. Thanks for snoring like a tow truck!

mistyflame

Dear DH,

Thank you for rescuing me and the kids yesterday when we had a flat tire at daycare. I really really appreciate you changing that tire when it was in the negative temps with wind chill. Times like these make me forget all the stupid fights we've been having and make me remember why I still love you. 

bermybabe68

Dear DH, thank you for being so supportive for my first week back at work. I appreciate you emptying DDs bag, washing the bottles and my pump parts, cooking dinner and all the other things you've done. I'm sure some of it's to do with you royally pissing me off last weekend and you trying to make up for it ... but whatever, I'm still grateful.

llybeck

Dear fiance, thank you for watching DD while my maid of honor and I go wedding dress shopping. I am genuinely thankful. But also, DD is crabby as all get out and your mom is working so you have to deal with her solo, which I'm sorry to say makes me very happy. Now you'll know what it's like for me when you're gone all day every Saturday to go snowboarding and maybe you'll understand why I get so annoyed with you! Still love you, I'm just happy you get to experience this

kimberlymacrae

Dear lover face:

Thank you for offering to let me sleep in this morning. Not thank you for coming into the room and asking quite loudly "are you on your phone?". Yes... yes I am turning off my 6:30a alarm. No... no I am not up. Not thank you for barging in the room again telling me "If you hear him screaming, get up" while you go and poop. We talked about this. Allowing me to really sleep in includes you entertaining LO while pooping. I manage to do it every Sunday morning so you can sleep in. Not thank you for busting in the quiet dark room again and proclaiming "we're out of milk, I have to go to Starbucks, I need you to get up" while I was actually sleeping. Not thank you for then turning on the light without warning. Sure, you offer that I can nap later today, however I think you've forgotten that you've already "planned my afternoon" from 10:30-3. So when's that nap? Oooooooh right.

P.s. tomorrow morning when you, like clock work, exclaim "oh gun, I need 5 (read: 2 hours) more min. of sleep, can you go get Ky?" I will be saying no. Fuck no. Mommy doesn't get sleep, NO ONE GETS SLEEP.

Love,
me

sapphire0228

Dear DH.

Thank you for redeeming yourself from the pizza incident. I loved my flowers, they were purple (I hate purple) but the thought mattered. Thank you for stepping up your game and helping scoop up LO when you see my eyes are frustrated.

However, I'm super jealous you worked an OT shift and made more than I make a paycheck. And now you get to go play with the dr's (he works for a really cool surgeon) brand new Porsche while I work all weekend with LO. Humph.

MrsShep613

Dear DH-

Thank you for making me eggs AND pancakes for breaskfast this morning, starting laundry, and doing dishes. You are amazing!

HisChamaoleGirl

Dear DH,
Thank you for speaking up for me and LO today when your family was pressuring me to stop wearing her so they could pass her around. We both know how upset LO gets for the evening and next day after we are around them. Because you stood up for us LO is now resting and we are having a peaceful evening

blondii428

Dear DH

Thank you so much for making me handle everything. I love that I earn all our money at my real job while you help your dad clean windows for a few hours a week earning just enough for gas to get back and forth. And of course there's those weeks when he doesn't pay you at all like this week. Those are great. It's also great that I have to buy our house all by myself because your credit is worse than anyone's I've ever heard of. And I love being the only one to be concerned about money. It's great that I ask you to find a way to pay off a settlement with a creditor and you brush it off, although if it had to do with your precious computer or phone that you're glued to 24/7 you would definitely find a way to do so. And on that note, thank you most of all for making me go to bed alone every night because you just have to stay up and play your game all night.

I'm having a really bad night. Can you tell?

sapphire0228

I know I already wrote mine but DH truly surprised me today. Something he hasn't been able to do since proposing to me. We haven't had a wedding because we found out we were pregnant in the midst of planning and I wanted to wait until after LO arrived to have a non-pregnantl wedding (aka I want champagne!). Nothing big, but I want to cover the bases, which I've always said I could plan a nice wedding for under $5000. We've tried to save but things keep coming up and breaking our savings down.

Ill try to make it short. (I failed at this)

Within the last month DH and I have; filed our taxes together for the first time and learned we will be receiving much more than expected, DH bought a boat without telling me and before selling our old boat, he has made plans to trade the old boat for a motorcycle because the "motorcycle will be easier to store and sell than a big boat" (uh huh, that's why), he's also made comments about taking the tex return money and putting it towards the new boat (the one I didn't even know we were getting).

Well, today while I was at work and DH was gallivanting with the rich dr he works with, he text me that he has two surprises for me at home. (Last time he said this it was the boat). Well we have a very big fancy weekend ahead of us with two formal ceremony dinners Friday and Saturday. Surprise number one is a car that the dr let us borrow for the week to take to the dinners. It's a very fancy, vary fast, and very expensive Mercedes.

Surprise number two; he walks me into our room and hands me an envelope. I can tell there's money in it. So I ask what it is. He smiles and says its yours. So I ask where it came from or what did he sell and be says "its your $5000 wedding, I've been saving up". I cried. Just when I thought my wants were being pushed away for LO and for DH's toys he does this.

Thank you my amazing dear DH.

TL;DR DH gave me money for the wedding we never got to have.

ETA: clarity

redfallon

@sapphire0228: "its your $5000 wedding, I've been saving up".

:x

bermybabe68

Dear DH (I have another one), I wish you would learn to LISTEN to the words coming out of my mouth ... all of them. I was up a lot through the night because DD is teething so I told you I was going back to bed when you got up. I asked you to bring DD to me in bed when she gets hungry, probably around 9am, so that I could feed her. What you heard was 'take a 4oz bottle of pumped milk out of the fridge ( the ones I have been struggling to fill for her daycare and am not producing enough therefore reluctantly need to look into supplementing with formula) and feed that to her'. I'm so furious that I got up at 845 am to come find you two because I heard her cries for food and caught you just in time as the heated bottle of milk found it's way to her lips. Those were not tears of joy you saw darling. I'm glad you got to watch me cry as I pumped only 2oz of milk.

redfallon

Dear DH,

Thank you for suggesting that I use some of my six hours of time stored up at Massage Envy to get a massage today. I'm about to go in and get a two hour massage with sugar foot scrub.

Also, thanks for putting up with me telling you last night and this morning how to specifically take care of DD while I'm gone.

Love,
Me

Albertsgirl1982

MrsShep613 said:

Dear DH-

Thank you for making me eggs AND pancakes for breaskfast this morning, starting laundry, and doing dishes. You are amazing!

This is my dh too. We picked real winners!

LBib

Dear DH

Thank you for waking me up for sex because you couldn't sleep in the middle of what turned out to be LOs first 5 hour stretch of sleep. I'm glad you were able to fall asleep after. I wasn't. I love you but come on, sleep!