We're leaving for our big Disney vacay tomorrow, and today daycare sends out an email that Norovirus is raging in all the classrooms. My anxiety can't handle this news. He only went today because of snow issues the rest of the week. And today only for half a day. This means he will not catch it, right? Literally, my personal hell would be to be on a vacation with a vomiting toddler. I am so jealous of people who don't live their lives anxious about shit like this.
ETA: My title is vague. Too bad. I am going through FEELINGS here, people.

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"I realize I say the word fuck a lot, and I'd like to apologize but I don't give a shit." -Lewis Black
Re: Whyyyyyyyyyy?
We all just had that norovirus shit this past weekend....aaaaand it was fucking awful.