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tbmadeamistake

Coming up with a fun name for this each week is hard!!

I've been doing OK, more regular but takes some effort. I hate pregnant pooping.

CherSomething

This week has been horrible. My ass smells like a sewage plant. I can't figure out what is causing it, and I can't seem to sh!t it out. Doesn't matter how much water I drink. 

I give up. I just feel bad for those around me right now. They're like

Mia081081

prune juice seltzers FTW this week. 1/2 cup prune juice / 1/2 cup sparkling water. 

Mztwilson

CherSomething said:

This week has been horrible. My ass smells like a sewage plant. I can't figure out what is causing it, and I can't seem to sh!t it out. Doesn't matter how much water I drink. 

I give up. I just feel bad for those around me right now. They're like

This! Every last word!

ELC252011

ugabamafans said:

I'm going to brag: I pooped 2 days in a row.  I'm pretty sure I lost like 8 lbs.

Good luck, ladies.

Jealous!!! Super jealous, I'm lucky of its twice a week!!!

PinkKEL9

We made sausage gravy for breakfast and let me tell you....sausage will clear you out! I've already pooped 3 times today!!

jsnyder79

Worst day of poop yet. wish i could stop. at this point, i am thinking it was something i ate or a bug. i dont feel sick otherwise, just crazy diarrhea. I guess it's what i get for wishing i could poop so bad for so many weeks.

CherSomething

Oh I'm poopin'. I'm alternating between mush and pellets... It's no matter. The gas factory will not stop. I have to like, run away from it when it happens. In public. I feel bad for those who walk into my fart cloud. It's so bad. So very, offensively, bad. wtf did I EAT??? ...5 days ago

Everyone take cover! She's gonna blow!

mrsgyaray

Mia081081 said:

prune juice seltzers FTW this week. 1/2 cup prune juice / 1/2 cup sparkling water. 

I don't know if this is bad or good, but this sounds good to me. 

Mowill59

Ugh this week has been bad. I definitely was not this constipated with DS.
Going to drink a glass of prune juice now. Hope it helps get things moving.

babygabe614

I think the magnesium supplements are finally working. I was able to go normally today and only had a 4 day wait beforehand. Progress!

crhein26

I don't get it.  Last week I was so constipated, when I finally went I felt like I was giving birth (I truly think constipation is just preparing you to learn which muscles to use to push).  Today I literally felt like I had diarhea.  Can't I just be in the middle and poop like a normal person?  Why do I have to be constipated for a week and then spend a whole day shitting my brains out???  Ugh.  

Oh and in the middle of the night last night, DH wakes me up to ask me if I farted.  If I did, I don't know, but I'm still laughing about it.

jacksoha

I used to have a regular poop schedule. Then I started a full time job and there is only one "adult" bathroom at my school. The rest are stalls with toilets low to the ground for the little kids. So now I'm totally off schedule because I don't feel comfortable pooping at work yet. I feel like I've gained ten pounds just the past two weeks....

allrightmeow

Ladies, three words.  Raisin. Nut. Bran.  My bowels are like a fine swiss clock.  

SarahSmile01

I've had a glass of prune juice every night along with milk of magnesia (my Dr said "no" to magnesium pills for whatever reason and instead recommended milk of magnesia plus dried apricots). So far, nothing but horrible gas. I've lost track, but at this point I think I'm on day 8 or 9 with nothing to show for it. Something has got to give - and soon!

MarciP83

When I was in the hospital last week, I went 6 days without pooping and after stool softeners, mirilax, and suppositories, I ended up needing an enema. Ick. My stomach was so distended, I felt like that scene in Space Balls where the alien bursts out of the man's stomach. Literally. Finally I went, but was surprised to see it wasn't little pebble-like poops, but rather "normal" looking doo doo...it just wasn't coming out. I lost nearly 3 lbs after the poop-fest ended. But now I haven't gone again since Sunday. I am doing the mirilax and stool softeners again and I don't even feel like I need to go at all. I can feel myself getting bloated again, and every time I eat I get horrid gas built up. It's miserable. I Haven't really had poo issues this pregnancy except for a little constipation early on when I was on Zofran, so I think I can contribute this to being on bedrest and my body maybe just being in shock?

JujuB22

Finally broke down and bought some Colace and some witch hazel medicated wipes. Why did I not do this sooner?!! I feel almost normal now.

coffee89

Ever since I switched my pre-natals I'm going almost every morning like normal. But, I only had a few days on constipation back in the beginning. My problem was 3 or more soft movements daily. It was like I wouldn't digest anything, it would just run through me.

Bozzy2

I get constipation for days than it seems always while I'm working I get the worse diarrhea that lasts for at least an hour. Oh good god just pick one or a happy medium my butt can't take much more of this.