Poll: Passing gas in front of SO

evaporar

Ok, so I apologize if this is a bit TMI, but...How does everyone else deal with farting in front of SO? Does anyone have the "honor" of being the stinky one in the relationship?

I ask because until recently, I held in my gas when my DH was around, even though he did not. One day he asked me why I never farted in front of him, and said that I shouldn't worry about it because he wants me to be totally comfortable around him. The truth is, I was just trying to spare his nose from the pain, because I've always been a very gassy gal and my gas tends to silent but very, VERY deadly. Anyways, since then I have been more casual about letting loose, and he has been "blown away" (terrible pun intended) by my ability to clear the room. Be careful what you wish for, and all that.

So, do you and SO fart in front of each other? And are you a big stinker?

Weljadraak

Idk, sometimes it's like a bed of roses and other times it's like something crawled up there and died.

Arod1087

I never farted infrint of dh until I got pregs..poor guy

Weljadraak

petdocd said:

I find this to be an odd topic for your first post, but I answered. I don't fart in front of my husband. 

Lol, for real.

hlb622

muffyvonmuff

Ill bite.  Yea we deft fart in front of each other I couldn't imagine holding it in to secretly do in another room.  I also poop when he's home, crazy I know.  

jennlin

hlb622 said:

This, but I answered bc who can resist farts?

I'm a stinker. Way stinkier than my hub. We've been together 9 years, and he's still shy about it. I don't hear/smell his farts. He deft smells mine, and sometimes hears them.

Gatorsgirl731

FTR he doesn't do it in front of me either unless under anistisia.

PixiesDust

I tried to limiting my farting in front of DH but my PP gas is horrendous.  If i was trying to hide it from him there would be times when i would be leaving the room every few minutes.  Sometimes, however, i can get away with blaming it on DD.

tmccord21

I'm team silent but deadly. I always try to play it cool but there is no denying once he walks into it. Since giving birth I've found that they are harder to contain. H in the other hand does not hide it what so ever.

ballygirl

DH and I have had a lot of shared grossness - from testicular cancer surgery and a complication from an appendectomy requiring me to go home w a urinary catheter for several days. Then there was the overall grossness of pregnancy and csection recovery. So at this point farts don't really phase us.

ballygirl

And I agree this is a strange first post.

AmandagStark

This is THE weirdest poll ever.

deedee1017

There's no option for my circumstance. I fart glitter and it never smells.

Jenball717

Seriously, who are you?
Why do you want to know about my farts?

kimbo1216

Am I the only one who doesn't understand the poll? It seemed like a yes or no question then turned into a how stinky is your fart in fractions. Lol

And yes. Total weird first post. Did you ready my newbs sticky?

FTR. DH and I pass gas in front of each other and even poop without closing the bathroom door. It's no big deal to us at all. We crossed that bridge years ago. Lol.

TXswissmiss

I farted while reading this post.

Mae208

Weirdo.

Mae208

And really, the stink factor depends on what you have been eating as of late.

Everyone knows that.

pandaglitter

I love talking about my farts with strangers. It takes me back to my husband and I when we first started dating. We actually had a contest to see who would be the first to fart (each of us trying to not be). I won. Since then, we basically fart all the time. They rarely smell, but the farter gets a mocking disapproving look while they do a mischievous grin. It's how I know he's the one.

shelley1002

baconface said:

Oh yeah, we are as mature as 10 yr olds. We both fart around each other, and it usually makes us both laugh. I voted 3 cause sometimes they're smelly, sometimes not. I feel like my farts have gotten louder since pregnancy.

Farts are funny.

Exactly this!

vvg28

beesquar3d

Between the three of us, when all the horns are going... we call it a symphony.