About changing my bump name. My current one makes me a lot to googleable and lets face it. Since im sure ill wind up in court with bd id like it if he couldnt google me and find my bump account. So once it changes ill tell you its me. :-)
Your christmas pic is adirable @Tig594 My name is my email adress my first and middle initial+7 letters of my last name and i have a one in a million last name ive found my bump posts googling my first & last name and my email address. If you need to change your name you email bump jackie.
To do that you send an email to community@thebump.com stating who you are why you need to change your bump name and three name suggestions.
Also @roxalot and @tig594 if you guys are on pinterest we should all follow each other
I needed this thread as a distraction! @roxalot you look 12! I wasn't expecting you to look so young!
Here's me regular wearing a shirt I can't wear anymore since I'm having a son, and my Halloween costume. I was "Nurse Anita Siemen" for a sperm bank! I figured I might as well start making my son ashamed of me!
I needed this thread as a distraction! @roxalot you look 12! I wasn't expecting you to look so young!
Here's me regular wearing a shirt I can't wear anymore since I'm having a son, and my Halloween costume. I was "Nurse Anita Siemen" for a sperm bank! I figured I might as well start making my son ashamed of me!
@gamera3000 it's been a long time since someone thought I looked 12, these days I usually get 21 or 22. The looks on people's faces when I tell them I'm 30 is the funniest thing ever. Sometimes I tell people I'm 45 because then people are like "OMG! What's your secret?!" And I lean in really close and say "blowjobs". I fucking love messing with people.
Ive been asked if bentley is my little brother cause i look 16. I always look at people like fuck you. Then i fuck with them and tell them im 16 and havent they seen the show 16 & pregnant
Or when im out with bf and the boys and people ask 'if we know what causes that?' I like to respond with this gem
When I went on vacation with BD's mom, people thought I was a prego 16 year old and that she was my mother and so people judged the shit out of us. It was actually really funny. I talked to random strangers about how I dropped out of high school so I could have my baby. BD's mom was like "oh yeah, I'm totally supportive of it too." It was great.
I'll be 37 next month. I don't think I look young but I'm getting to the age where some people my age look really bad so I look incredible by comparison.
Once I was at a spa with a childhood friend who still dresses very 90s prep and let her teeth go. They asked if she was my mom lol. I secretly enjoyed it because as kids she was the pretty one.
Re: just emailed bump jackie
Speaking of pinterest. This the stuff i pin lol.
I just googled my username and found it to be easy for someone to find my posts, so I hope BD's mom doesn't search me! LOL
My name is my email adress my first and middle initial+7 letters of my last name and i have a one in a million last name ive found my bump posts googling my first & last name and my email address. If you need to change your name you email bump jackie.
To do that you send an email to community@thebump.com stating who you are why you need to change your bump name and three name suggestions.
Also @roxalot and @tig594 if you guys are on pinterest we should all follow each other
Throwing leaves
Throwing leaves
Here's me regular wearing a shirt I can't wear anymore since I'm having a son, and my Halloween costume. I was "Nurse Anita Siemen" for a sperm bank! I figured I might as well start making my son ashamed of me!
Btw, I LOVE that costume
Or when im out with bf and the boys and people ask 'if we know what causes that?' I like to respond with this gem
No. Fuck you.
Once I was at a spa with a childhood friend who still dresses very 90s prep and let her teeth go. They asked if she was my mom lol. I secretly enjoyed it because as kids she was the pretty one.