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MinnesotaMomma91
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fuckin really?
MinnesotaMomma91
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Ive got dihera, ive had it for two days now. Im shitting every two minutes it feels like. My butt hole is on fire. I cant get to the store to get immodium since it is too fucking cold and high winds.
Also all ive eaten in two days a taco and two waffles since i feel so crappy.
Also all ive eaten in two days a taco and two waffles since i feel so crappy.
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Re: fuckin really?
In similar news I discovered today that I now have hemorrhoids. I'm going in for my 34 week checkup tomorrow so maybe he can give me something. Pregnancy BLOWS.
Also i was dumb enough to put hot sauce on my taco. And bf had to take time of work cause his son got pneumonia amd cant go to day care till its all gone. But that also means we cant see each other this week. Boo!
And maybe an old man sweater, reading glasses, and some crosswords while I'm at it. Because this is my life now.
Oh and fuck electronic light up/noise making toys. Ds and i have no time for those.
Ds has one light up toy he likes its a baby einstein ball that plays music.
I went to Minnesota once on a business trip (years ago in another life) and was astonished how many people there looked like me and ate bland Swedish food like I grew up on. I'm in SW VA where most people are scotch-Irish. I'm a little Irish too but way more scandenavian.
People here eat a lot of canned biscuits and squirrel gravy. O_o
Sorry, I get a little excited over it.
Well I didn't know squirrel gravy existed until I started dating my ex a mere 20 years ago. "Mountain people" or "hill people" (pc terms for hillbilly) around here hunt squirrels in the woods (along with deer, turkeys, doves, frogs, turtles, and non animal things like walnuts, ginseng, etc). My FIL doesn't hunt as much these days but he still goes for squirrels sometimes. The gravy has a weird sour cream like smell that is disgusting.
It's really hard to get used to people hunting things like turtles but you gotta remember that these people grew up so poor it was either hunt or starve. I have no idea what most of those animals I mention taste like. My ex and his siblings didnt eat them and I'm not into trying "new meats".
Throwing leaves
The next day chad called me and asked how I was feeling. ...fine...I said. He kept pressing me about how I spent the evening and how I felt that morning and I maintained that I was perfectly okay.
Finally he said he was asking because he spent the evening shitting out whole, undigested chunks of meat.
Oh. I said. I did too I just wasnt going to talk about it.