***FFFC***

janda426

slappalicious said:

janda426 said:

@mmb248 yeah, Salsera is like 14 weeks or something! When I saw her at the GTG I didn't even know she was pregnant. I squeed for her IRL.

I think that's really shitty of her for not announcing - You say good bye to a community that you were a part of.



She said she didn't think anyone would recognize her or that she wasn't active enough and didn't want to offend anybody. I think she was just being over cautious. If she were just like "fuck it, I'm off to first tri" that'd be different. But she was trying to be considerate. I get it. I *think* she announced in the 2WW, but I can't remember.

KrissyLeighN

@emejay it's over really quick. And I don't know if it's better or worse, but they never put me on all fours. They've had me just raise my leg/knee to my chest

jlbeanza

I must be a foul person based on this thread, but glad some of you are with me...I pee in the shower, pee with the door open AND talk to my husband at the same time, and fart freely in front of him. He still manages to love me, haha.

That's totally not my confession...mine is that I regularly eat foods my daughter has chewed up and spit out, no matter how disgusting, because I'm too lazy to go to the trash can with it.

snooks721

musicalmommy3 said:

I am tossing and turning on what to give up for lent.  Tim Hortons or booze.  My confession is that even though I drink wine like its my job, I could never give up timmy's.  So I guess I'm going to be giving up booze!

Also I sometimes put the drier on twice, even three times, especially when people are over.  Makes me look like I am doing something.

I don't know if I could give up Timmy Ho's
:-S

catmagick

I may or may not be overly excited to see that @CLECyclist is back in action and once again gracing this board with her hilarious wit. ">

MrsSinner402

I confess that, outside of the normal worries a mother in labor will have, one of the things I'm most scared of when I deliver is that I'll poop.
ETA: not KU, just saying if/when the time comes.

jlbeanza

NellyBluth said:

MrsSinner402 said:

I confess that, outside of the normal worries a mother in labor will have, one of the things I'm most scared of when I deliver is that I'll poop. ETA: not KU, just saying if/when the time comes.

It happens. I gave no fucks.

This. I didn't even know for sure that it happened until I made hubs confess later. Still didn't care.

nikiz628

MrsSinner402 said:

I confess that, outside of the normal worries a mother in labor will have, one of the things I'm most scared of when I deliver is that I'll poop. ETA: not KU, just saying if/when the time comes.

I'm about 99.9% sure I totally sh*t on the table when I was in labor. I thought I would be mortified (I am in the "I don't poop/pee/fart in front of DH ever" club), but at that moment, its about the last thing you care about lol. I was numb from the epidural, so that's why I am not 100% sure, but I swear I felt pressure coming out the back door and the delivery nurse made a quick sweeping motion to the trash bag attached to the bed. Bless her.

MrsSinner402

jleigh814 said:

NellyBluth said:

MrsSinner402 said:

I confess that, outside of the normal worries a mother in labor will have, one of the things I'm most scared of when I deliver is that I'll poop.
ETA: not KU, just saying if/when the time comes.

It happens. I gave no fucks.

This. I didn't even know for sure that it happened until I made hubs confess later. Still didn't care.


I'm sure at the time it wont be so bad. But just thinking about it makes me cringe!

wishiwaspreggo

MrsSinner402 said:

I confess that, outside of the normal worries a mother in labor will have, one of the things I'm most scared of when I deliver is that I'll poop. ETA: not KU, just saying if/when the time comes.

Well, keep this in mind: it won't come as a shock to the doctors and nurses in the room.

MrsSinner402

NellyBluth said:

MrsSinner402 said:

I confess that, outside of the normal worries a mother in labor will have, one of the things I'm most scared of when I deliver is that I'll poop.
ETA: not KU, just saying if/when the time comes.

It happens. I gave no fucks.


"And on that day, zero fucks were given. "

MrsSinner402

wishiwaspreggo said:

MrsSinner402 said:

I confess that, outside of the normal worries a mother in labor will have, one of the things I'm most scared of when I deliver is that I'll poop.
ETA: not KU, just saying if/when the time comes.

Well, keep this in mind: it won't come as a shock to the doctors and nurses in the room.


I know. So silly of me to have such an irrational fear! thanks

SCSmith2011

janda426 said:

Another confession- I felt bad about being snarky yesterday on that "positive test" post but then didn't, really. I'm sick of the passive aggressive "I don't really recognize a lot of BFP posts lately" comments but then when someone who's pretty much a stranger to the board posts it and gets called out she's white knighted. I don't think recognizing a siggy from the few times someone's posted in the last few weeks = active enough to create the AWish BFP post. As far as I'm concerned, if you don't know what a typical BFP post looks like or admit that you aren't even active, the BFP post is extremely unnecessary, and snarkiness is okay. Especially with the shitty "it was SOOO hard to conceive this time zomg" comment. I've only been here 8 months so maybe I'm not allowed to have that opinion but here it is. Also I totally think Salsera and meggowaffles could've gotten away with making a BFP post.

Of all the recent BFPs the only person I remember recognizing was DorothyZ. I would have recognized meggo and Salsera though.

Andplusalso (although this is more of a rant than a confession) if you mainly participate on this board in the Waiting to O and TWW posts then why the hell do you need a BFP post. Just post it in the TWW thread. Grumpy Smitty is grumpy today.

SCSmith2011

Oh and my actual confession: I peed in the pool on vacation once or twice. Once I broke the seal getting out of the pool to run to the bathroom constantly was not happening.

Related confession: I have to wear flip flops into the pool bathroom. I can walk around barefoot all day on the pool deck but once I cross the line into the bathroom it's like some imaginary line of a floor laden with pee, poop and body hair that my feet can't touch. I get that this is hypocritical considering I just confessed to peeing in the pool.

WolFox

These text boxes are so temperamental.... 

DH and I have zero physical boundaries. No doors closed, talking on the toilet, showering together, peeing in the shower while together, farting when we have to. 

Sometimes his farting is too much and I say something, but the mass majority of the time we don't care at all. 

catmagick

englandxo said:

Diordra said:

Oh I have another... Only with in the last few weeks or so have I felt like it would be ok to post my own BFP post when the time comes. I've always feared people will think I'm a drive by....

I've had the same thoughts. I'm still on the fence. 

Um, what?! Both of you bitches better post your BFPs when you get them!!! You would most certainly not be drive bys!

LeadMitten

WolFox said:

These text boxes are so temperamental.... 

DH and I have zero physical boundaries. No doors closed, talking on the toilet, showering together, peeing in the shower while together, farting when we have to. 

Sometimes his farting is too much and I say something, but the mass majority of the time we don't care at all. 

I think that would totally kill my ever waning libido. I have seen the remains of what my husband does to a toilet. Sometimes I am surprised its still standing when he leaves the bathroom.

jaytee16

::pulls up a chair to sit next to @macylynn27::
FFFC: I often scroll back through a thread I posted in to see if anyone gave me a love tit.

katiewest said: DrZoid said: SNIP
We don't EVER poop in front of each other but we will both pee in the shower even when we are both in the shower together (we just tell the other not to look down lol). 
While I admit to peeing in the shower, never when H was in there with me!  Ewww...I hope the non-peer is standing upstream.... :-&

Edit: formatting

kmaty13

FTR @Diordra and @englandxo, I've only been here a few months and even I recognize you both so I wouldn't worry about being a drive by.

@slappalicious, I used to eat sugar out of the bowl too when my mom wasn't around! By the looks of horror on my friends' faces when I tell them that, I thought I was the only one.

My FFFC (kind of a lame one): I live in a relatively small town and 2 different people posted last week in the GTKY thread that they live here. It freaked me out a lot!  I went into full stalker mode and am now being super careful about what I post in case I know them IRL.

Krisx2

Diordra said:

Oh I have another... Only with in the last few weeks or so have I felt like it would be ok to post my own BFP post when the time comes. I've always feared people will think I'm a drive by....

Me too, except that I think I will still not make a separate post. I'm inconsistent as a poster on anything but 2ww/w2o.

FFFC: I have a chronically stuffy nose. Sometimes I forget to pack a Kleenex with me when I drive and I will pick a booger and wipe it on the seat. It's gross and I always clean it up later, but I have to breathe damnit. DH would be disgusted if he knew.

SCSmith2011

Diordra said:

catmagick said:

Diordra said:

Oh I have another... Only with in the last few weeks or so have I felt like it would be ok to post my own BFP post when the time comes. I've always feared people will think I'm a drive by....

I've had the same thoughts. I'm still on the fence. 

Um, what?! Both of you bitches better post your BFPs when you get them!!! You would most certainly not be drive bys!

I now feel comfortable enough @catmagick that I definitely will. It just took me about 7mos to feel like it would be ok to do so But at this point hell ya you all will be getting cliche granite counter tops, 3 different types of pee sticks, possibly with pee drops still visibly and hell maybe a dirty mirror thrown in as an added bonus!

If you really wanna bring it you need to include a pube somewhere in the pic.

norweigan

Well, going off some of the other confessions, I guess I have 2. Both make me seem really gross:

The hubs farted on me in his sleep within 2 weeks of dating, and from that point on the idea of keeping the mystery in our relationship went out the window. It's good too, because I feel like I'm a relatively gassy person. When I work out, usually within about 30-40 minutes into a workout I have to fart. If I can't hold it in, I let it go and hope it doesn't smell. If it smells, I scrunch my nose and make a "gross, who did that" face so the people around me don't think it's me. 

I pee everywhere. Well, not literally, but in the shower, pool, lake (really any body of water), in the woods, wherever. I was a competitive swimmer, and it is pretty common in the swimmer community to just pee in the pool. If you saw someone stopped at the end of your lane, you knew what they were doing, and would just make sure to do your flip turn as far away from them as possible. It makes you pretty comfortable with the whole peeing situation.

TeeJ526

I don't mind that my male boss uses my lotion on my desk, but it irritates the crap out of me that he doesn't put it back where he found it. So today, I replaced it with a raspberry/champagne scented lotion and watched him rub it all over his face and bald head before smelling it. Oh and there's a little bit of glitter in it too so I've been calling him a stripper every time he walks by my desk. 

victoria+james

I am 99% sure I have a yeast infection right now. I've damn near got myself convinced that its a pregnancy symptom too.

*calling the doctor*

TeeJ526

macylynn27 said:

I'm bitter and angry.

::HUGS:: @macylynn27

norweigan

Joy2611 said:

norweigan said:

 I was a competitive swimmer, and it is pretty common in the swimmer community to just pee in the pool. If you saw someone stopped at the end of your lane, you knew what they were doing, and would just make sure to do your flip turn as far away from them as possible.

I swam competitively for ten years.  NO ONE DID THIS.  Seriously.  No one.  Hanging out on the wall and peeing???  You got out and went to the bathroom.  You were gone ten seconds and were back in the workout.

EDIT: I'm not saying you're wrong and I know full well in competition that all rules are off the table, but I  just wanted you to know that it's not the norm everywhere!

Really? Everyone did on my high school and college team. Our high school coach even told us that we needed to just pee in the pool. People who actually went into the bathroom were seen as trying to get out of a set. And the way Olympic swimmers would talk about it when asked during interviews, I just thought it was the norm everywhere. Interesting...

ETA: I'm pretty sure Ryan Lochte answered with an affirmative "Jeah" when asked if he peed in the pool. 

nikiz628

I won't pee in a pool because I am terrified THAT will be the pool with the color changing chemicals! (cue the scene from Grown Ups) That would be my luck. Also, because its just gross.



Side note: I was on the swim team in school and our coaches did say "Just pee in the pool, that's why they make chemicals".

Manateearmz

You'll see my BFP in the 2WW unless I've been *active* for over 6 months.

divinemsbee

I was a tiny bit pissed that when I came back I had a spam flag. And it was for a really genuine congrats I gave beckynsean when she got her BFP and betas. It wasn't that different from what other people were posting either. I know it doesn't really matter, but I was/am a little WTF. It more bothered me because the person who flagged me has no posts at all. I think there should be a number of posts you have to have before you can start flagging. Also, I rarely see a second line on tests that isn't blazingly obvious. At least not in pictures. But it seems like everyone else does. Also, if it's just H and I at home I totally keep the door open when I use the bathroom. Our one deal is that we won't hotbox each other, meaning no pooping in the master bath if the other person is in the shower.

wishiwaspreggo

 

(((Hugs))) @Macylynn27

I don't know if this is an FFFC or not but I'm conflicted.  I really want to order my favorite sandwich and macaroni salad for delivery but I feel incredibly guilty asking some poor college student to schlep it over to my office in this freezing cold weather.  I'd go out and get it myself but I don't want to expose my porcelain skin to the elements, either.  If I tipped very generously would that repay my karmic debt?

@divinemsbee ROFL at the term hotbox!!  That's awesome

SCSmith2011

divinemsbee said:

I was a tiny bit pissed that when I came back I had a spam flag. And it was for a really genuine congrats I gave beckynsean when she got her BFP and betas. It wasn't that different from what other people were posting either. I know it doesn't really matter, but I was/am a little WTF. It more bothered me because the person who flagged me has no posts at all. I think there should be a number of posts you have to have before you can start flagging. Also, I rarely see a second line on tests that isn't blazingly obvious. At least not in pictures. But it seems like everyone else does. Also, if it's just H and I at home I totally keep the door open when I use the bathroom. Our one deal is that we won't hotbox each other, meaning no pooping in the master bath if the other person is in the shower.

That's the weirdest thing about the spam flag. I'd say it was an accident but the love tit and flag buttons aren't close. Doodle or whatever the hell her name is who flagged you immediately goes on the post it.

EmeJay

There are no "rules" to post a BFP post. It baffles me that people who contribute to weekly/random threads think that theirs would be drive-by.

It's definitely weirder to just disapear.

EmeJay

cramcakes said:

I can't go to sleep unless the VERY last thing I do is pee. I can not do anything after peeing besides go straight to bed.

I can not stop at the washing machine, pick up a glass, text someone. If I do anything between pee and bed I have to pee again.

Because of this I pee like 3-5 times before I end up getting in bed.

Yup, same for me. Sometime I'll lay in bed unable to sleep and finally figure out that I can't because I haven't peed.

EmeJay

@Domino04 your siggy is a real clusterfuck

Manateearmz

cramcakes said:

EmeJay said:

@Domino04 your siggy is a real clusterfuck

I don't think that's her sig I think she C&P her post from somewhere else.

Looks like that in the 2ww also.

Makes my eyes hurt on mobile. I try to read as if it was a real sentence until I realize it is code.

Manateearmz

Aggressive about siggys much?

EmeJay

LokiTTGP

LindsRockies said:

I had no idea who Loki was until he started posting here. H rented The Avengers a couple months ago, and I'm like "what's a character from the Bump doing in this movie?!"

Not just me, my darling LindsOfTheWonderousRockies.  All of the TTGP Avengers were so represented in the film.

Please say that a blind eye was turned when TheHulkTTGP showed his anger against me.  It still hurts to think of.

Krisx2

Domino04 said:

I'm a newb, but I thought I'd start getting a little more involved in these posts so I wasn't irritating with only asking dumb questions.

My confession: Since stopping Cymbalta/BC to TTC, I've been having a REALLY hard time. REALLY hard. Depression, mood swings, panic attacks. My husband is a total flatline. He is always content, all the time. Never super happy, never super sad. So, he's the opposite of me. Sometimes, when I'm REALLY in the middle of a huge wave of anxiety, I'll say things just to see if I can't get SOME sort of reaction, because I worry that unmedicated me is NOT what he signed up for.

I stopped taking my antidepressant a year ago for the same reason. Can you talk with your PCP and see if there is a safer alternative? Or therapy? Sorry you have to go through that, it must be hard. ::hugs::

LokiTTGP

LindsRockies said:

LokiTTGP said:

LindsRockies said:

I had no idea who Loki was until he started posting here. H rented The Avengers a couple months ago, and I'm like "what's a character from the Bump doing in this movie?!"

Not just me, my darling LindsOfTheWonderousRockies.  All of the TTGP Avengers were so represented in the film.

Please say that a blind eye was turned when TheHulkTTGP showed his anger against me.  It still hurts to think of.

I have no idea about this interaction you speak of, I never watched any of the movies, and I missed the Bump inception of the TTGPAvengers.  But I love you nonetheless Lokes!