Weird Dreams!! What's your craziest?

ArmyMedic7588

Ok so this has probably been done already, and most likely more than once. But I HAD to share this. 

I had a few weird dreams early on, but nothing lately. Until last night… Let me start with I haven't watched any scary/crazy movies/shows in awhile because I know I'll get bad dreams from them. Last night I woke up for a dream SO real that I was afraid to walk to the bathroom. I dreamt that zombies (like the kind straight out of The Walking Dead) were trying to break into our house. Apparently my bf was already set to go for a zombie apocalypse and thought he had the house all zombie proofed… except he didn't proof the basement windows! The zombies started breaking in through the basement! We ran to the attic because apparently zombies won't reach us up there (uh yeah, weird solution?) that was already set up with baby's crib and everything for us to practically live up there! Except there's no food (hey my man can't remember everything during the apocalypse, although food would be the first on his list I thought). So we're in the attic with the trap door closed and the zombies are below in the hallway freaking out trying to get us.

And then I wake up… having to pee! Of course I have to walk out into that hallway! Took a good solid 5 mins to get the nerve to walk out there!

Anyone else have some crazy/weird/funny dreams to share lately? These always seem to make me laugh because they freak us out at night and then when you go about your day and remember if you have to chuckle at your mini freak out! haha

(BTW, not watching zombie movies for awhile until I get over the sight of them coming through my windows)

pistolpackinmomma

The other day I had a dream that someone broke in the house and that I had to go deal with it myself since DH wasn't home. After I shot the intruder I went into premature labor because if all of the stress and nobody I called was answering the phone. I woke up moments later swearing I'd heard a loud noise. After I made sure nobody was in the house it dawned on me that the dog would have been barking like crazy if someone was in the house.

I miss the fun sex dreams.

Courtneyhunter

I had a dream I gave birth to a puppy. All of my friends were holding and showing me their baby and I couldn't catch mine cause he was running around the room all crazy. I was really disappointed that I had a furry guy and not a little chunky babe!

whimsy515

I always have celebrity dreams, but since being pregnant they have all turned into sexual dreams as well and not necessarily for the better. Johnny Depp-great! That hot guy from Sons of Anarchy-great! But then I've had them with James Woods and Michael Douglas. It's the weirdest group that show up in my dreams!

dogsombrero

The strangest dream I had was a voyeur sex-dream (I wasn't in on the action) involving a hermaphrodite doing the dirty with a man. They engaged in both man-man and woman-man sex in all combinations possible and the hermaphrodite looked a surprising amount like my old (female) boss whom I really like and still see socially. Yep really glad I haven't been dreaming too much here lately because that one was cray cray.

sunflowermama42212

I had a dream I gave birth to a chicken and my puppy. I also watched a lifetime movie about a transgender male and end up dreaming about being his pregnant sister and trying to help him through his transition.... lol no more lifetime before bed.

likeabel

I had a dream a few nights ago that someone on TB's mom was posting a bunch of questions she had about her daughter's pregnancy and giving out worthless advice. Then everyone was flaming the girl and her mom was sticking up for her. Apparently I've got some mama drama on my brain!

MommyP26

Mine was last night, it started out me talking to my mom about picking up the kids(which I've actually just recently put a restraining order on her, so that was weird)then all of a sudden I'm outside this warehouse looking place and it's dark, and these two big ass dogs come up to me.at first I think they're going to attack me, but instead they just lick my hand. Next I'm in a car with my 14year old brother in law and he's showing his mom he can reverse and park a car . Next were driving to a gas station and when I look at the driver seat its my first love! And I'm just so happy to see him and all my feelings start coming back for him, and we basically spend the rest of my dream just talking and flirting. It was so weird but I woke up smiling and just like OMG!

typeset

Every time I dream about anal sex, I wake up with a wedgie. Every time.

LUCKY22

I had a dream that me and a girlfriend were at a party and Snoop Dogg was there. He was hanging out with us and having we were all having fun. Then we were getting ready to leave because we had to go to church (???) but couldn't find a way to ditch Snoop because, "We can't bring Snoop Dogg to church!!!" 

momthatlifts

I had some weird ones lately. A pretty bad one two nights ago. But the weirdest would have to be the doll that was jealous of my pregnancy and would try to kill my baby come 12 weeks. So scary !! And in the same dream they gave me my nt results at a grocery check out line printed on a receipt. In all fairness I never even did an nt scan

pandadair

Sex dream about Kim Jong Un. I really have no further comment. *bows head in shame*

pandadair

ljbreck said:

The strangest dream I had was a voyeur sex-dream (I wasn't in on the action) involving a hermaphrodite doing the dirty with a man. They engaged in both man-man and woman-man sex in all combinations possible and the hermaphrodite looked a surprising amount like my old (female) boss whom I really like and still see socially. Yep really glad I haven't been dreaming too much here lately because that one was cray cray.

You need to flesh out the story a bit and sell that as an e-book on Amazon. For real. It worked for the dinosaur porn gals.

ykristos

pandadair said:

Sex dream about Kim Jong Un. I really have no further comment. *bows head in shame*

HAHAHAHAHA, WHAT?! 

I actually cackled. 

Miggg

pandadair said:

Sex dream about Kim Jong Un. I really have no further comment. *bows head in shame*

HOTT.

pandadair

ykristos said:

pandadair said:

Sex dream about Kim Jong Un. I really have no further comment. *bows head in shame*

HAHAHAHAHA, WHAT?! 

I actually cackled. 

I blame it on the recent news cycle. Because I don't want to know what it means about my subconscious if it's something else. The next night was some hot, random German guy I met on the street. So we're moving on up.

ykristos

I mentioned it here before, but early on in pregnancy, I had a dream that we found out that the baby was a boy. Subsequently, I had a belly-sized Captain America shield made and wore it over my stomach for the remainder of the pregnancy so the baby would stay protected and people would know it was a boy. Real life: It is a boy, have yet to have shield made. 

Christinaruth74

pandadair said:

Sex dream about Kim Jong Un. I really have no further comment. *bows head in shame*

i see your kim and raise you a miley cyrus.  i woke up like, wait, what.

Christinaruth74

typeset said:

Every time I dream about anal sex, I wake up with a wedgie. Every time.

this response is a repeat offender.

i never forget a comment about anal.  never.

Miggg

Christinaruth74 said:

pandadair said:

Sex dream about Kim Jong Un. I really have no further comment. *bows head in shame*

i see your kim and raise you a miley cyrus.  i woke up like, wait, what.

I think it's time for a clicky poll.. If you had to choose between a night with Kim Jon Un or Miley Cyrus, who would you choose? And you have to choose one or the earth will implode.

pandadair

Miggg said:

Christinaruth74 said:

pandadair said:

Sex dream about Kim Jong Un. I really have no further comment. *bows head in shame*

i see your kim and raise you a miley cyrus.  i woke up like, wait, what.

I think it's time for a clicky poll.. If you had to choose between a night with Kim Jon Un or Miley Cyrus, who would you choose? And you have to choose one or the earth will implode.

Make it make it! I would have to lean Miley Cyrus, just because I don't know if I could ever shower enough to wash the murderous dictator off of me.

dogsombrero

pandadair said:

ljbreck said:

The strangest dream I had was a voyeur sex-dream (I wasn't in on the action) involving a hermaphrodite doing the dirty with a man. They engaged in both man-man and woman-man sex in all combinations possible and the hermaphrodite looked a surprising amount like my old (female) boss whom I really like and still see socially. Yep really glad I haven't been dreaming too much here lately because that one was cray cray.

You need to flesh out the story a bit and sell that as an e-book on Amazon. For real. It worked for the dinosaur porn gals.

Haha maybe, to be honest I was pretty scandalized. It has been my only sex dream this pregnancy and I wasn't even really involved just stuck watching my hermaphodite ex-boss loving up a man. I feel better knowing that Miley Cyrus and Kim Jong Un are in the kinky minds of others. Twisted Sisters club anyone?

ArmyMedic7588

Miggg said:

Christinaruth74 said:

pandadair said:

Sex dream about Kim Jong Un. I really have no further comment. *bows head in shame*

i see your kim and raise you a miley cyrus.  i woke up like, wait, what.

I think it's time for a clicky poll.. If you had to choose between a night with Kim Jon Un or Miley Cyrus, who would you choose? And you have to choose one or the earth will implode.

I'd definitely have to go with Miley even though I can't stand her. If I tape her mouth shut really good it wouldn't be as bad! haha

lindseylu10

I dreamt I won the 200 meter dash in the Olympics and DH told me I was cheering for myself in my sleep. The disappointment was palpable when I woke up sans the hardware.

reneewhite90

I had one right after with found out LO was a girl that I had the baby and not only was it a boy, but it was already about a year old when it came out. Me and my sister were at my parents house and my "newborn" baby boy was sitting up all on his own to which I started bawling my eyes out about how I already had my 18 month old son and wanted a little newborn baby, not another one year old. Weird as hell.

I'm with PP on wanting the awesome sex dreams back!

gypsymystic

Crazy sex dreams and scary shit about murder. I had a dream about H and I trying to do it in as many places possible, but everywhere we went a literal bus load of my family members came along to c-block us every time it got to the good parts, and I was like "try again later in the treehouse". Then for some reason we had a tricycle- not bicycle but tricycle race instead. Weirdest murder/nightmare I've had so far involved me witnessing a guy on a serial killing rampage, pushing ladies out of buildings and then hauling their busted parts off to a junk yard to sell them like cars. He laughed maniacally while doing so. 

Stess22

I had a dream I had a little boy and the next day he had a full beard like DH. So I made DH take him to the barber at one day old for his first shave lol

candrew05

All of my dreams seem to be more weird lately. Last nights dream I was directing a children's play. It was pretty poorly done..

Magheeta

I had a dream that I had some really stupid tattoos on my inner biceps. One was the state of Arkansas, and I had to get it bc I lost some bet. The other was "Sissy" in big capital letters all punk-rock style. I have no tattoos, nor do I want any. I was surprised to see them in the dream, and forgot that I had them until I saw them. I blame the article I read about a group of fantasy football guys that made the loser get a really bad tattoo at the end of the season.

hbird0723

I have dreams where I'm running from something or someone all the time and I keep having dreams about people I dated years ago and I'll think where is my H but I can never find him. But the craziest dream I had was when I took a chain saw to someone. I don't know if we watched some criminal show that night or what but it was really creepy and I'm definitely not the violent type.

kit0429

I wish I was having more sexy dreams. The weirdest one (as in total left field) I have had to date involved my BFF asking me to bring extra cups to her party, because she hadn't gotten any, and then she told me I could only invite people if they were employed. So I started sticking up for someone in particular, saying they were employed and that kid over there is their baby, which made it ok for them to come to the party. WTF.

marisamontana

I've started having dreams (repeatedly) that I never finished college - as if I just discovered that now and was like "whoops," and now I have to go back for another year, so my parents have driven me back there, and I can't remember where everything is and it looks different; I'm late signing up for classes and might not get the ones I need, I don't know where my dorm is, I don't know any students anymore... and in real life I graduated from college 5 yrs ago! hahaa!

I've also had dreams where people were trying to kill me or kill other people, and many sex dreams also. Apparently any topic is fair game! Yikes! So many weird dreams!

MamaCheez

My dream last night was that my boobs were leaking, but instead of reg. nipples, they were like the water bottle in my hamsters cage with the little metal ball. w..t...f...

annabeanybee

I wish I had crazy pregnancy dreams! Mine get so mundane - like I'm at the grocery store. Nothing happens, just a regular trip to Trader Joe's, walking through the aisles and putting stuff in the cart.

The one weird dream I had with DS was that he was born with a full set of teeth. Came out and grinned at me. It was horrifying, and I spent the rest of that pregnancy terrified that it was prophetic. :P

Mimaloo

OMG the dreams!!!  Last night I had a dream where I was trying to help someone cover up a murder.  I was trying to get them to fill a garbage can halfway with cement, then add body, then cover up with more cement.  Because no one would ever notice a giant cement block on the front lawn.  

Why can't I just be normal and have crazy sex dreams?  

awc1986

Last night I dreamt that Chris Cornell from Soundgarden lived in a shed at the bottom of my garden. He had a party in his shed and we had to keep telling him to turn the noise down. Then he got upset and went missing, so we had to walk around town looking for him.

IDK

That+One+Girl

I had a random one about cows, baby cows. But instead of normal cow looking they were like giant hamsters and I had to get them off the road so cars would not hit them. I put them in a few crates and everyone was happy and safe. But then I woke up in a panic about how the babies are stuck in the crates and their mommies can't get them. I woke dh up and started crying about how I'm a bad person. Thankfully he just told me it's ok he fixed it and I went back to sleep.

ArmyMedic7588

Haha ladies these have made me giggle over the past few days! And @that+one+girl seriously that is hilarious. Especially cause I grew up on a farm with cows. I'd freak out too if I locked up the baby cows!!
So had more crazy dreams lately but can't remember them. And the I DO remember... A sex dream. "Oh that's great!" You say!? No no sweetie... It was butt sex. And maybe tmi but I in no shape or form enjoy that kinda sex!! Ugh why can't I have a wake up a hot mess wanting it kinda sex dream!!? Dh laughed at me and the friends we were with on a road trip all had a "great" conversation about butt sex for the next 15 mins. lol!!!