FWP, who has em?

Mrs.adambabycakes

aforst said:

I was going to drive over to the hospital to get a salad.  BUT it's snowing and cold outside.  I just can't get on board w/ leaving my warm office and space heater.  Luckily my boss and co-worker wanted Jimmy Johns.  So, now someone else is bringing me lunch. 

ETA: words

That sounds like a First World Win to me.

BluepointToasted

Ketchup is the bees knees. I just walked out into the hallway and it smells like ketchup, now I want fries so bad.

And my cleaning lady always skips my stairs, and I feel bad asking her. I am also too lazy to do them myself

EVA116

BunkinMama said:

I'm on the last day of my period and I have 2 tampons left. I don't wanna stop on my way home and buy more!

Toliet paper pad

ReeseFox

I have to spend my lunch break hunting for black dress pants that M needs for her chorus concert tomorrow.

Spapeggy

My dishwasher has been broken over 3 weeks. I'd rather starve at this point than do another dish.

angelashly

I love titted that in commiseration @spapeggy going through the same thing

bcbuzzafsu

My dog smells so bad she is ruining my cookie-eating experience.

Eleventy11

I'm so tired, I just put a do not enter sign on my door at work and took a nap on my floor...I have a pillow and blanket in my closet for this very reason.

shadypines

 

Eleventy11 said:

I'm so tired, I just put a do not enter sign on my door at work and took a nap on my floor...I have a pillow and blanket in my closet for this very reason.

jnnfrrose6

Spapeggy said:

My dishwasher has been broken over 3 weeks. I'd rather starve at this point than do another dish.

2 words:  Paper Plates

MamatoA2010

FWP? I haz one- most of the kiddos and classmates I invited to DD's birthday party can't make it. I'm ticked I didn't invite more because I'm sure there will be last minute cancellations like previous years

littlestjerry

I had one last week. I had to drive DH's tiny, crappy (hail-damaged) Yaris to work because I was almost out of gas in my car so he took it for the day and filled my tank (that's what she said). 

Eleventy11

Isn't that the point? @heshallwhonotbenamedinathread Edited due to toddler fingers

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Eleventy11

I'm on a roll tonight @thisisbrea

LuckyDad

I went to the Donut shop and ordered a Bacon, egg and cheese croissant. The very nice Vietnamese lady behind the counter and I had a hard time understanding each other.

I ended up with a SAUSAGE egg and cheese crossaint. It's fine, but I wanted BACON.

LuckyDad

HilarityEnsued said:

Egg and cheese on a croissant is THE BESTTTTTTTTTTTT....

Although sausage is a little too hefty for the croissant... I'd probably take it off and eat it separately... Egg and cheese still has some leftover sausage flavor... and won't be such a disaster...

I appreciate your problem solving skills. Still, that doesn't make up for the fact I wanted bacon and have zero bacon.