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Confession Time!

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Tell me your dirty secrets!

So, there I am just stepping out of a relaxing bath when I get the urge to puke (seriously? As if everything else I'm dealing with isn't enough?). So, there I am butt ass naked kneeling on the bathroom floor puking into the toilet and, by default, peeing all over the place. So much for that bath...
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  • lellyminelellymine member
    Ladybird2014 said:

    Every time I pee..I wipe and stand. After I stand I leak and pee falls out on the toilet seat...I'm 2 years old all over again!!!

    Oh gosh, that just started happening to me this week!
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  • Ladybird2014Ladybird2014 member
    @lellymine so glad I'm not alone.
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  • abastian00abastian00 member
    It's probably low blood pressure from the heat :( I get it too sometimes. Poor bunnies!
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    emilyh107 said:

    Read247 said:


    Ladybird2014 said:

    Every time I pee..I wipe and stand. After I stand I leak and pee falls out on the toilet seat...I'm 2 years old all over again!!!

    Lol! Laughing with you not at you. My doctor advised me to lean forward when I pee and it helps to empty the bladder.
     My confession is similar. I can't leave a urine sample without peeing on my hand... And it only gets worse when my belly gets bigger and I can't see down there. Can I get a bigger cup please?!?


    My OBGYN office has these amazing cups with a funnel built in so you don't get any pee on your hands. Amazing.




    Lol at bigger cup please!!! I'm really concerned because this is #3. Thx for the leaning foward tip...I will try anything!!!!

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  • PinkKEL9PinkKEL9 member
    KrystaJ said:
    Read247 said:
    emilyh107 said:
    My OBGYN office has these amazing cups with a funnel built in so you don't get any pee on your hands. Amazing.
    I'm SO jealous!!! Would it be weird if I started bringing a funnel to my appointments??
    Just use these fancy disposable ones LINK:
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    I NEED this!!! I also manage to pee on my hand. Its impossible to see what I'm doing.
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  • katekat8721katekat8721 member
    Ladybird2014 said:
    Every time I pee..I wipe and stand. After I stand I leak and pee falls out on the toilet seat...I'm 2 years old all over again!!!
    That's happening to me too! I'm like wtf I just wiped! Glad to know we're not alone

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    KrystaJ said:
    Read247 said:
    emilyh107 said:
    My OBGYN office has these amazing cups with a funnel built in so you don't get any pee on your hands. Amazing.
    I'm SO jealous!!! Would it be weird if I started bringing a funnel to my appointments??
    Just use these fancy disposable ones LINK:
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  • tbmadeamistaketbmadeamistake member
    I warn you, there's this thing when you get giantly pregnant, for some women and I forget why, but you have to keep ALL urine from a 24 hour period and then give it to your doctor.  Like, in a giant jug.  My friend stayed home from work the day she had to do it, because where the hell would you keep that at work?!


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  • lclark79lclark79 member
    Lilygrace48 said:
    I warn you, there's this thing when you get giantly pregnant, for some women and I forget why, but you have to keep ALL urine from a 24 hour period and then give it to your doctor.  Like, in a giant jug.  My friend stayed home from work the day she had to do it, because where the hell would you keep that at work?!



    I already had to do this. I had preeclampsia with my daughter and they wanted to check the protein in my urine to see if I was at risk this pregnancy. It's not fun. And you have to keep the jug cold. So when you pee into it you're holding a giant cold jug of pee up to your nether regions. It is not pleasant to say the least.
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    I'm laughing so hard. All the amazing things to look forward to!
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  • JulieSmilesJulieSmiles member
    My confession (that isn't dirty at all because I'm super lame) is that I haven't taken a weekly bump pic this week because I have horrible bags under my eyes. It's super vain, but I wouldn't want to scar my kid years down the road with how bad mommy can look. If I'm being honest though, these bags are probably my new accessory.


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    Swilkins1122 said:
    I've been so congested lately and the only way I can properly clear everything out is to get in a steaming hot shower and just blow my nose out into the tub one nostril at a time haha DH hates when he hears me doing it. I have to hack my loogies out in the shower too. The steam just helps get all that out!

    hahahaha!!!! This! Oh my yes, this sucks but I know exactly how this feels!!!
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  • texasmama2014texasmama2014 member
    edited January 2014
    Edit: stupid phone saved my comment and posted twice..
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  • PinkKEL9PinkKEL9 member
    lclark79 said:
    Lilygrace48 said:
    I warn you, there's this thing when you get giantly pregnant, for some women and I forget why, but you have to keep ALL urine from a 24 hour period and then give it to your doctor.  Like, in a giant jug.  My friend stayed home from work the day she had to do it, because where the hell would you keep that at work?!



    I already had to do this. I had preeclampsia with my daughter and they wanted to check the protein in my urine to see if I was at risk this pregnancy. It's not fun. And you have to keep the jug cold. So when you pee into it you're holding a giant cold jug of pee up to your nether regions. It is not pleasant to say the least.
    A girl on 16 and pregnant had to do this. She kept it in her fridge, which realllllly grossed me out! YUCK
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  • JNerdJNerd member
    I wonder what tomorrow will be like, you know, with FFFC and all that... did we use them all up on this thread? 
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  • gregsgurl81304gregsgurl81304 member
    Oh My! This post just made my night, and is totally my laughing medicine for the week. LOL!! you ladies crack me up.  Just so you all know, I'm not laugh at you, I just love the reply's, especially the ones needing a bigger cup, and bringing a funnel.  
     

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    kellyjayne said:
    While I was reading the stretch mark thread earlier, I laughed so hard I had a horrible coughing fit and in turn threw up in my trash can and peed a little in my office chair. It all just happened so fast. Sooooo many bodily functions happening at one time here.
    @jnerd's Homer Simpson thread made me wake up DD. I have not laughed that hard in a long time. It was 9 pages of crazy... and I enjoyed every post, a day late.
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    BrightEyes112 said:
    I put this in the fake non funny confession but I'll copy it here since this is the also fake but not deceptive confession. The way in whch my husband eats hard candies like mints or life savers drivers me BSC. He puts it in his mouth and chews it right away. Then it's gone in like 3 seconds!!He just ate a whole pack of life savers in the time I have sucked 1/3 of the way through my first. It's WRONG! SO WRONG!
    Did she leave and go back to looking at the BRU registry?
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    Ladybird2014 said:
     
    kellyjayne said:
    While I was reading the stretch mark thread earlier, I laughed so hard I had a horrible coughing fit and in turn threw up in my trash can and peed a little in my office chair. It all just happened so fast. Sooooo many bodily functions happening at one time here.
    @jnerd's Homer Simpson thread made me wake up DD. I have not laughed that hard in a long time. It was 9 pages of crazy... and I enjoyed every post, a day late.
    This was what I nearly posted on the 'eating' thread 
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    My confession: Sneaking out for ice cream so I don't have to share.  Needless to say I wait until my son goes to bed before I let my hubby know where I'm going.  When I get back, I relax on the couch, watch some t.v. and enjoy my hot fudge sundae without having to share any of it with my 2 year old before I go to bed. 

     

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    KrystaJ said:
    Read247 said:
    emilyh107 said:
    My OBGYN office has these amazing cups with a funnel built in so you don't get any pee on your hands. Amazing.
    I'm SO jealous!!! Would it be weird if I started bringing a funnel to my appointments??
    Just use these fancy disposable ones LINK:
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    I seriously laughed at this for about 5 minutes.

    My confession is that while at the grocery store I saw one of those pizza lunchables that I used to eat when I was in elementary. For whatever reason I had to have one and ate it as soon as I got home (and probably enjoyed it more than anything else I've eaten this week). I felt like I was 7 again.
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    JNerd said:
    I wonder what tomorrow will be like, you know, with FFFC and all that... did we use them all up on this thread? 

    Oh JNerd, our bodies are an amusement park of hormones and uncontrollable bodily functions.  Im sure there will be plenty for tomorrow. 
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  • chaysefaithchaysefaith member
    Lol, so much funny in here that needs responding too!!

    @JNerd hopefully now that we've got funny confessions out of the way, maybe FFFC will bring the dramz?

    Also, is there something amazing going on in the stretch mark thread that I need to know about? I really don't want to open a 9 page thread and be bored with reading the same answers 547 times but be stuck looking at 385 new comments for all eternity.

    @SchoolPsychSteph...LOL!!!!!!! I think I laughed hardest at your confession, I just don't picture you being that kind of lady!!!
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