What's the best/worst made up names you've heard?

KayP79@msn.com

Also I had a friend who had a ton of siblings and he has a beautiful daughter whose middle name happens to be Debrenyashontangela. ( Day- bren-ya- shon- tan- gela) ALL of his sisters names have a part in that poor girls middle name!

NerdyLucy

Pretty sure I just saw someone talking about their kids on FB tonight, and one kid was named Nashley. No idea if boy or girl.

NerdyLucy

Oh yeah, and I keep seeing Destanee, also on social media.

Robi1

I taught in a preschool with boys named Jay'oun, JayJuan and JayQwan. There was also brothers J Riley and Ja Riq and another boy named Qeonte. I wonder why "J" something is so popular. My favorite made up name is mine, but I won't share it here.

saham07

Axton

NerdyLucy

DISEMBER. Someone just commented on a friend's photo on FB and her name was Disember. Like December, I guess?

capulet

NerdyLucy said:

DISEMBER. Someone just commented on a friend's photo on FB and her name was Disember. Like December, I guess?

When I first read that, I thought it said Dismember!

blondehairblueeyeditalianbaby

At a family reunion I had a distant relative with a son named Jayvid. I'm not sure why you would smoosh Jay and David but she did.

==N==

I was in a public restroom today and there was some writing on the door. One of them was signed Jhamy. Like Jamie I suppose?

nanabanana06

Xyza is probably the worst of my friends. I've looked it up and the only origin I can find is it being gothic. Either way the name is about as silly as Abcd.

I also know a sibset of Stryker and Raleigh. Both boys.

Meery82

capulet said:

DISEMBER. Someone just commented on a friend's photo on FB and her name was Disember. Like December, I guess?

When I first read that, I thought it said Dismember!

LOL. So did I!

AlphabetFish

I was going to say I liked the name Soraya 'cause I thought was made up, but now that I look it up I see it's Persian and a real name. Whoops. Well the fact it's real explains why I like it.

I worked in a library and saw so many terrible names... Worst I can think of off the top of my head is T'Vonis. I also met a lot of kids named variations of Miracle; Samiracle, Ameeracle, Myrakel...

Blondangel

Brex and Blexi

I wish I were kidding.

SaraPatrick

Cash Dynasty and Zero Kelvin - twins, first and middle names. You just named your kid zero, a-hole

mmb248

Zero Kelvin? Not just zero but absolute zero. He's going to have a great time in science class the day they learn about temperature.

BlueRidge8

AlphabetFish said:

I was going to say I liked the name Soraya 'cause I thought was made up, but now that I look it up I see it's Persian and a real name. Whoops. Well the fact it's real explains why I like it.

I worked in a library and saw so many terrible names... Worst I can think of off the top of my head is T'Vonis. I also met a lot of kids named variations of Miracle; Samiracle, Ameeracle, Myrakel...

I guess the good news is that they were at the library?

NerdyLucy

mjreilly2 said:

Meery82 said:

capulet said:

DISEMBER. Someone just commented on a friend's photo on FB and her name was Disember. Like December, I guess?

When I first read that, I thought it said Dismember!

LOL. So did I!

I did too! Definitely skipped over the rest of the post and just read "Dismember." Ha.

I couldn't agree more.  It's just bizarre.

NerdyLucy

mummyofsix said:

I know this will make the Sebastian lovers of the BNB cry.... I just came across a child named Sebashton. Because spelling it Sebastian didn't make sense. 

Oh, dear lord.  I'm not even a giant Sebastian lover, but daggone.