TMI Tuesday

BlondieBia21

I bet we are still gross.. Let me hear it.

girlmama83

I stop bleeding for a few days then it starts again then stops. This has been going on for way to long now.

TrueBeliever925

I'm so excited that we get to stop using any other bc methods since I've had my IUD in long enough. I freaking hate condoms. All I can smell is latex for the rest of the day regardless of how many times I wash my hands or baby wipes I use downstairs. So gross. 

WildRumpus

After not pooping for a week, E just filled 4 diapers back to back. It was like a poop fountain

ETA: Make that 5

Ashesha13

I make my own baby wipes just by dipping toilet paper into coconut oil... They're for me so I would stop using LOs because now I always use them when I go poo. Plus I also do pre wipe with coconut oil to help lube up so I don't upset any of my small remaining hemorrhoids or else it's usually a blood bath in my toilet still.

And with all the sex talk (I was lurking but didnt post) I let DH get in a quickly yesterday morning which actually was great... But left me sore and spotting which has me a bit worried because we've dtd a good amount of times pp but never had any spotting

LokiLahve

I think my lady bits are sick again. The snot is back. *vomit*

HermansWife

I know we're probably sick of me bitching about it, but it looks like Chewbacca lives in my bathroom garbage can because of all the hair I'm losing. Yesterday DH told me he found a clump in LO's diaper.

Also, when do PP poops stop a) hurting so much and b) being a bloody mess?

sfeebs13

I squat every time I pee in the shower now. Thanks @soleil3

janneann1127

Ever since I gave birth, every time I ovulate there has been an insane amount of cervical mucus. Ugh. It's so gross!

Bunnyfer

I am in the snotty nose camp today, which has also turned a lovely shade of green. The snissing has returned too if I wait to long to go pee...I also have hacked up some vile infection balls from my throat,,,,I think I need a doctor

LokiLahve

janneann1127 said:

Ever since I gave birth, every time I ovulate there has been an insane amount of cervical mucus. Ugh. It's so gross!

Well you said it with much more finesse than I did.

BlondieBia21

LokiLahve said:

janneann1127 said:

Ever since I gave birth, every time I ovulate there has been an insane amount of cervical mucus. Ugh. It's so gross!

Well you said it with much more finesse than I did.

I won't lie, every time it happens I think to myself, "is this more of my mucus plug?" And then giggle. (Yes I know it's not, it's just still stuck in my head since being pregnant.)

janneann1127

LokiLahve said:

janneann1127 said:

Ever since I gave birth, every time I ovulate there has been an insane amount of cervical mucus. Ugh. It's so gross!

Well you said it with much more finesse than I did.

Ha! I wasn't sure if that's what you were talking about or not. ITs early and I'm tired apparently!

Marvel1013

Everytime I sneeze (I'm sick so it's often) I have to stop, cross my legs and squeeze, sneeze, then carryon. If I don't do that, I usually pee. There's always that one that's creeps up on me while cuddling on the couch or something and I pee my pants, like yesterdsy

BelhurstBride

janneann1127 said:

Ever since I gave birth, every time I ovulate there has been an insane amount of cervical mucus. Ugh. It's so gross!

OMG seriously. 

It hasn't started back yet this time and a-okay with it. 

rfrazier611

The baby and I are totally out-farting my husband.  Soon, we will see who's really king of the mountain.

Revez

@pfftyouarenuts mine is similar.
I hate using condoms, but I love that they contain the mess. Since having the iud put in, we use no other form of birth control. So I (for lack of a better word) leak for the next day or so. It's like swamp vag city over here.

nnikki10

I'm going bald. DH found a bunch of my hair wrapped around his junk yesterday.

bendicott7

nnikki10 said:

I'm going bald. DH found a bunch of my hair wrapped around his junk yesterday.

How does that even happen?
:-?

TrueBeliever925

@Zever000... now all I can think about is that quote from Juno.. When the receptionist asks Juno if she wants a boysenberry condom. "My boyfriend uses them every time we have intercourse. They make his junk smell like pie."

I totally wish I could smell pie instead of latex...

(ETA: Spelling... and I tried to look for a gif, but to no avail )

Revez

nnikki10 said:

I'm going bald. DH found a bunch of my hair wrapped around his junk yesterday.

There's lots of good advice on how to give blow jobs in the sex thread. You might be doing it wrong.

kkay1982

I think AF might finally be stopping by. Not happy.

tarapike86

jessicaivana said:

nnikki10 said:

I'm going bald. DH found a bunch of my hair wrapped around his junk yesterday.

My H had a similar experience. I'm assuming it's from the laundry??

The shedding going on around here is crazy too. I swear the only thing in my vacuum is clumps of my hair.

TrueBeliever925

tarapike86 said:

nnikki10 said:

I'm going bald. DH found a bunch of my hair wrapped around his junk yesterday.

My H had a similar experience. I'm assuming it's from the laundry??

The shedding going on around here is crazy too. I swear the only thing in my vacuum is clumps of my hair.

I pulled a clump of my hair out of my dogs mouth this morning. I'm sure she didn't go through the bathroom trash. So I don't know where it came from. She was just laying in bed and it was hanging out. So weird. 

BelhurstBride

I pretty much just peed all over myself trying to go to the bathroom one hand without waking DD2. I of course waited until the last possible minute to go because if she's awake she's screaming. 

Tomorrow she has her 4 month visit, which will likely result in another day of crying. 

Things are pretty amazing over here. 

catskitch

the other day, I had a plugged duct on lefty. DH offered to suck it out if it didn't unclog. I was *this* close to taking him up on his offer, but I was skeeved out. Luckily DS unclogged it, but now righty is clogged...

LJUTCMommy

Remember when we were all freshly post-partum and had terrible BO? Well, mine has returned! I am back to triple layering -- Mitchum -- Dove -- Secret Clinical Deodorants. 

Sorry co-workers and the world in general! I stink. 

sftbllstr87

Add me to the hair falling out like crazy club!
I feel so gross picking strands off of LO, his car seat, my diaper bag, myself whenever were out somewhere!

BelhurstBride

@jessicaivana, DD1 is back to normal but DD2 is miserable. Fever's gone, but she is just plain miserable. 

nnikki10

jessicaivana said:

nnikki10 said:

I'm going bald. DH found a bunch of my hair wrapped around his junk yesterday.

My H had a similar experience. I'm assuming it's from the laundry??


Yea I'm thinking this but who the heck knows.

RK125

My "skin infection" is back. I think it's really an abscess. I'm going back to the doctors tomorrow. It hurts so bad that it's hard to hold dd. Hopefully I'll get a solution tomorrow.

LokiLahve

Another: I keep finding hairs (from my head) under my boobs when I pump. Maybe one day I'll find a winning lotto ticket under there...

BabyE143

My child hasn't pooped in 2 days and when she finally did it was a hard nugget. I called her pedi and she said to give her a suppository.

Nothing, and I mean nothing, could have prepared me for the amount of poop that literally flew out. I had the diaper open too, to make sure I did it right and it flew up onto my face.

Yeah, poop on my face *shudder*

What's worse? We had no diapers left in our basket downstairs so my H and I panicked. H flew up the stairs and had to rip open a new box of diapers and ran down all the while yelling "I've got it! I've got it!!!"

**I can't spell bc of the trauma

mommabmb

I've waited all week to tell someone this, as I'm appalled to tell someone IRL. Our shower drain was slow and I told H I'd pick up some drain-o. I got home and H had pulled the hair out of the drain and I didn't know it. I opened up the shower curtain to pour in the toxic liquid to do its wonders, and there was a FIFTEEN INCH HAIR BALL. Yes, you read that right. 15". He said he left it there because the smell made his somach turn and he needed to walk away for awhile. Which compelled me to smell it.... Big mistake. I threw up all over the shower. At least it was easy to clean up....*shudders*

Revez

mommabmb said:

I've waited all week to tell someone this, as I'm appalled to tell someone IRL. Our shower drain was slow and I told H I'd pick up some drain-o. I got home and H had pulled the hair out of the drain and I didn't know it. I opened up the shower curtain to pour in the toxic liquid to do its wonders, and there was a FIFTEEN INCH HAIR BALL. Yes, you read that right. 15". He said he left it there because the smell made his somach turn and he needed to walk away for awhile. Which compelled me to smell it.... Big mistake. I threw up all over the shower. At least it was easy to clean up....*shudders*

 @mommabmb You win.