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    When you buy a huge king cake (Mardi Gras season) with intentions to consume it in its entirety by yourself.
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    When the food network is banned from the house because you want to eat everything you see.
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    when its -18 out and you make DH drive you to the store to buy your second large sprite slushie of the day and another bag of twizzlers. 


    When you cry because all you do is throw up!

    When you scream at DH for taking a bite of your chocolate bar.
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    When you go to the ghetto grocery store, because it's the closest one to work, just to buy Chipotle Mayo. Have y'all tried this?? Sooo good! 
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    You burst into tears for no obvious reason when Dancing Queen by Abba comes on the radio. :-\"
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    When you go on a wine tasting weekend with your friends to celebrate their anniversary, and are not only the designated driver....but you shamelessly bust out a little box of chocolate milk in the winery because baby needs protein. 
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    You are okay with not being able to drink wine (even around your MIL who drinks it like water) until you see it being poured in a glass on TV. Why does it looks so good on TV???

      
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    You start rocking your toddler to sleep (even though he falls asleep on his own just fine) b/c you already feel guilty knowing he will get far fewer snuggles when there is a NB in the picture.
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    Yes that's exactly what I've been doing. :(

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    @summerlovin314 same here... my pantry is embarrassing right now

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    You cry because your DH woke you up on the couch so you can go to bed in the bedroom, but you are too tired to walk up the stairs.
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    When you try to limit yourself to just one banana split per day.
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    When your pants have a time limit. Once time limit has expired I want them off now!
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    Everything sounds gross until your husband starts eating it... Then you eat all his food. 

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    When you put hot Cheetos in your Mac and cheese because it's just not crunchy enough.
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    seells said:

    When you put hot Cheetos in your Mac and cheese because it's just not crunchy enough.

    WHAT?!? I'm not sure if I'm repulsed or completely in love.
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    Have you put hot Cheetos on pizza?! Heavenly!!!!
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    When you cry hysterically worrying your two dog children are going to hate you for having a baby... :(

    I was crying the other night because I had a dream of my dog drowning... Where the heck did that come from??!?

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    When you wish you had a mini fridge next to your bed because midnight snacks would be so much easier that way.
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    Your watching the Biggest Loser and start crying cause you realize you will be a HOUSE this summer and so not swimsuit ready
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    When reading these funny comments at the end all u can think about is hot Cheetos! An its WAY too late to go to the store.

    When u wish u had hot sauce or salsa to go on every meal! It's time for DH to just make a HUGE batch bc his salsa only last a day in this house!
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    When you feel accomplished at the office because you only nodded off at your desk once today

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    Because no food in sight looks appealing yet you feel so hungry it seems like you're Sigourney Weaver in Alien when the alien pops out of her stomach.


        




     

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    your farts are so loud they startle children and pets.

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    2 words


    "gag reflexes"  


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    hmmmm  im game with the Chocolate covered Strawberries and I hate strawberries lol
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    When you eat an entire jar of dill pickle relish with a spoon. And drink all of the juice. I regret nothing.
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    or when you sneezed and peed a little...  good grief...
    I call this peezed 
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    i had this problem this morning... i couldnt remember the word "wreath" for the life of me 
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    When you tell DH that you may or may not kill him bc he called twice and woke you up from a nap but you're leaning toward the former.
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    When you try on maternity jeans, find some that actually look good and cry in the dressing room because you are so happy.
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    when you cry about a sandwich your husband made with love, that you can't eat because it makes you gag...i felt so horrible for gagging at his creation, i just cried!

    when touching anything wet, cold and mushy makes you throw up...no more dishes for me!

    when picking up your dog's poo makes you throw up on the spot...no more walking the dogs for me!

    when your clothes fit fine but have an obvious bump, you feel like you are crazy! they fit great but i have a nice round bump! am i seeing things?!?!

    when waking up at 7am for OT is not an option anymore :-(

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