For Fun: Tired and You Know It

pinkmickey24

You know your tired when...

pinkmickey24

You know your tired when you go to squirt lotion on your hands and instead you squirt baby bath and shampoo on your hands.

TJ1979

You won't even get off the couch to go get some of the awesome dairy free cherry chocolate chip ice cream you made last night. Single momming it is hard when you're KU!

luvboston

You mix your own medicine then wonder where it went when the cup is in your hand

Eve_Angelique

You laugh hysterically at the dumbest things.

Robeano

bellalou32 said:

You brush your baby's teeth with hydrocortisone instead of his toothpaste and have to call poison control.

Yikes, everything okay?

Mrs.AmyDylan

You joyfully bound out of bed at 5:30am to teach a fitness class because it means you can dump the crabby, teething baby on DH and have some coffee and peace for an hour...oh and you've already been up for 1.5 hrs.

kzawisl

..you hear a baby crying in the middle of the night and you roll over and start burping your pillow.

pinkmickey24

bellalou32 said:

You brush your baby's teeth with hydrocortisone instead of his toothpaste and have to call poison control.

@bellalou32 I hope LO is okay.

LeoLauren

This is hilarious!!! I'm too tired to come up with one. Agh.

Ruthie04

kzawisl said:

..you hear a baby crying in the middle of the night and you roll over and start burping your pillow.

Hahaha!! I did this to DH .

When you fall asleep in the middle of sentences and wake up yelling parts of your dream.

TJ1979

kzawisl said:

..you hear a baby crying in the middle of the night and you roll over and start burping your pillow.

I've done this with my cat. ">

pinkmickey24

kzawisl said:

..you hear a baby crying in the middle of the night and you roll over and start burping your pillow.

I did this when the boys were born except I reached over the edge of the bed and patted the clothes in the laundry basket.

kzawisl

LOL at these. I glad I am not the only one to burp inanimate objects (or the cat--that's actually kind of impressive).

CarrieB.

TJ1979 said:

kzawisl said:

..you hear a baby crying in the middle of the night and you roll over and start burping your pillow.

I've done this with my cat. ">

I tried nursing my cat once in the middle of the night when DD1 was a newborn. Lol

TJ1979

CarrieB. said:

TJ1979 said:

kzawisl said:

..you hear a baby crying in the middle of the night and you roll over and start burping your pillow.

I've done this with my cat. ">

I tried nursing my cat once in the middle of the night when DD1 was a newborn. Lol

Haha, you win!

kbeach82

You forget where you left one of your children. I actually did this on more than one occasion after the twins were born. It was always when we were at home! I didn't misplace them in a public place or anything. LOL

queenbone

After hosting a playdate for 2 kids, you fall asleep on the sofa. Even though you can never nap. And it's while your H is watching the Ohio State Bowl game. And you only wake up at the very end due to the angry shouting at the screen.

Sor4ry, dear!

kzawisl

queenbone said:

After hosting a playdate for 2 kids, you fall asleep on the sofa. Even though you can never nap. And it's while your H is watching the Ohio State Bowl game. And you only wake up at the very end due to the angry shouting at the screen.

Sor4ry, dear!

Sorry for his loss! DH and I are Clemson Tigers. That was quite a game last night, regardless of the outcome!

Mrs.AmyDylan

Ducky719 said:

Hahaha, this made me laugh, Amy. I'd be running to the door yelling, peace out 

Ummm...@ducky719 that is exactly what I did. At 5:00 I distinctly remember growling that I couldn't wait for 5:30 so my hell could be over. 

kmc84

You stand still, rocking your baby, only you laid your baby down in her crib and she has been sleeping for some time now!

JBDamonM

You wake up freaking out because you check DDs crib and she's not there.....then you realize she's sleeping right next to you in bed, because that's right.....she was up for two hours last night and you gave up getting her back o sleep in her crib!

mcgeeva

TJ1979 said:

You won't even get off the couch to go get some of the awesome dairy free cherry chocolate chip ice cream you made last night. Single momming it is hard when you're KU!

Lol I swear we are the same person my Dh is traveling again only difference my fat ass got the ice cream and im laying down eating out of the tub which I would neverrrrr do but feel like I've been hit by a bus so I just don't care!

galaxymom830

You can't remember if you put 2 scoops of formula or 3 into the bottle you just mixed...

TJ1979

mcgeeva said:

TJ1979 said:

You won't even get off the couch to go get some of the awesome dairy free cherry chocolate chip ice cream you made last night. Single momming it is hard when you're KU!

Lol I swear we are the same person my Dh is traveling again only difference my fat ass got the ice cream and im laying down eating out of the tub which I would neverrrrr do but feel like I've been hit by a bus so I just don't care!

I know! It's like we have the same life. High five!

Mnerani

You sign an important work email "Sincerely, Leticia" and your name isn't Leticia. Or anything remotely close to Leticia.

laura1

You work nights and are napping while the kids are at school, then wake up in a panic that it is 11am and no one woke you up this morning, so the baby must be starving and the kids have to be roaming the streets as they have been on their own since they woke up and search the house for them...until you remember that DH dropped them off at school while you were working, then you came home to sleep and don't have to pick them up for 2 more hours...  Yeah, like they ever would have left me alone for that long!!!

Robeano

So I'm sharing my hubby's thing. Yesterday morning we were both very tired... but he was so tired he used mouthwash as aftershave!!