Things DH/SO says!

AngeliaG8

My husband broke my breast pump today. We bought a new one and it came with a nipple for the bottle. (My medela didn't). Well we were using it and I don't know what I was doing but my back was to him when he blurts out "That nipple is soft!" He was really excited about it. The randomness made me laugh.

What have your DH/SOs said lately?

LittleLunarMouse

Lol! Those are hilarious xD

So this is dorky, but I thought it was funny and cute.

We went out to dinner at Oreganos (pizza/Italian place) with friends and they were super crowded with a 45 minute wait, but there were spots together at the bar, so we sat there. The seats DH and I chose had a pole that was holding up the awning between us, making it kinda awkward to talk.

Me: This stupid pole is in the way!
DH: *looks at me forlornly* I feel like it's poleing us apart.

Bahahaha! So stupid, but I laughed like a loon. He's such a dork XD

Wine&Cupcakes

DH: I'm busy trying to plan [best friends]'s "dadchelor" party

Me: "dadchelor" party? You know he's not doing any of the hard work right now right? [best friend's wife] is...if a soon-to-be-dad gets a "dadchelor" party then what does his wife get?

DH: I dunno, a babymoon?

Ha! He totally pulled babymoon out of his butt...but let's hope he remembers that when the time comes for us!