I'm having a cocktail

missyishere

and dancing to Ricky Martin in my kitchen while DH plays with DD in our basement.  #thuglife

Wait, should I link the definition of thug life?

missyishere

I'm right in the middle of the country, yo @pobrecita.  I'm sure if you mapped out the middle most point of the US, I would not be far away. 

MrsT0514

My FFTC...I always gets Iowa and Idaho confused. Idk why...either way I think of potatoes.

WasNotWas

I'm drunk on amoxicillin and won ton soup...and my love for you

MrsT0514

Like with Wisconsin, I think cheese. Clearly I must have food issues!

missyishere

Idaho = Potatoes

Iowa= Corn

Ohio= ?

nancy30005

Ohio = chili w/ spaghetti. (Might have a name, IDK)

COCKtail here, too. *cheers, my pretties*

MrsT0514

Yeah, I've got nothing when it comes to Ohio too.

MrsT0514

On my 3rd glass of vino! Im sticking DH with tub duty for DS and bedtime is his too, bc he got to go out and putz around the yard all day.

On another note, my baby is 1 today! We totally stuck a candle in a carrot berry muffin and sang happy birthday, lol. His birthday party is on the 11th so ill get him a real cake for that.

Sorry.. I dont mean to jack your thread @missyishere!

missyishere

Omg, I just remembered the free martini tasting tonight!! Would it be wrong to leave DD with DH?

MrsT0514

pobrecita said:

missyishere said:

Omg, I just remembered the free martini tasting tonight!! Would it be wrong to leave DD with DH?

Do it!

I agree. A martini tasting sounds fabulous.

MrsT0514

Fuck...I just tripped over the god damn baby gate and fell flat on my ass. Wtf. Good times.

DH's reply..."WTF babe! Oh...are you ok?" What an asshat.

LuckyDad

missyishere said:

Idaho = Potatoes

Iowa= Corn

Ohio= ?

Fracking and rust.

missyishere

I wish you all could go with me, though.  I did actually make myself semi-presentable today to do absolutely nothing.

missyishere

Well, shit. The tasting was 5:30-6:30. I won't have time to frequent the bar for consumption.

angelashly

I'm having one.

Ohio=awesome

WasNotWas

Can we get the definition of thug life so as not to butthurt

WasNotWas

And no, phone, I did not mean to type but thirst...weirdo

missyishere

@justaphase you drinking tonight, yo?

LoveActually4

It's -30C (-20F) here and we're getting a foot of snow. I need all the wine.

missyishere

LoveActually4 said:

It's -30C (-20F) here and we're getting a foot of snow. I need all the wine.

Fuck all that jazz. Go straight for the vodka; it will warm you faster. Do all the shots!

LoveActually4

missyishere said:

LoveActually4 said:

It's -30C (-20F) here and we're getting a foot of snow. I need all the wine.

Fuck all that jazz. Go straight for the vodka; it will warm you faster. Do all the shots!

I might start shooting Tequila soon if it keeps me warm.

LuckyDad

justAphase said:

missyishere said:

@justaphase you drinking tonight, yo?

I haven't decided. I feel like I need to take a small drinking break (like a couple days, lol) but I do have a couple in my fridge. Problem is, if I drink 2 I'll want more.

Yeah, the trick is having just one or two.

LuckyDad

pobrecita said:

I've never even felt negative temps. Fuck that.

Oh, it's "fun". I bet you've never had to worry about Wind Chill either.

LoveActually4

pobrecita said:

I've never even felt negative temps. Fuck that.

Wanna have a sleepover tonight at your house?

LuckyDad

LoveActually4 said:

I've never even felt negative temps. Fuck that.

Wanna have a sleepover tonight at your house?

It got above 70 here today!

But damn, we have to run the heat at night. It gets down into the 40s!

angelashly

My throat is sore again. WTF body.

angelashly

I'm going to start working out at lunch in our new fitness room. Wish me luck.

MrsT0514

I just stuffed my face with homemade pizza too much..Bleh. still drinking my wine though.

klondikebar

The wind chill has us in negative double digits (F) through tomorrow morning here. There's a chance school might be cancelled. They have only been back to school for one day after winter break. I'm drinking all of the wine tomorrow. It's not fair. :pouts and stomps:

klondikebar

@LexiLupin CP is awesome! I wish they would overhaul the Fast Lane system though. They need something different.

klondikebar

@LexiLupin It was added a few years ago. There is a limited number of passes sold each day. It allows a guest to skip the lines on about 20 rides. It's over $60 per person in addition to the regular admission price.

BluepointToasted

It's going to be cold as shit here tomorrow too. And I didn't get gas in my car yesterday because I was going to wait until it was a little nicer out. Fuck. Now I need to pump gas and run errands in the morning.

missyishere

MrsButt said:

I wish I was drunker. Apparently two martinis and a glass of wine do nothing for me anymore. I blame you guys for increasing my tolerance.

Sorrynotsorry

missyishere

Sorry @justaphase, I'm watching the new Sherlock. ALL THE FEELS ALREADY!

missyishere

I had to pause to finish tomorrow @lexilupin. I'm beyond exhausted tonight, so I am headed to bed. I only have about a half an hour of it to finish, though. Prepare for discussion tomorrow!

LuckyDad

justAphase said:

well I got tequila so prepare for me to take back everything I said in the double dick thread

Runs to Double Dick Thread to watch the fun.

LuckyDad

I'm gonna sober tonight. DS went to bed really early (yay!) which means he is guaranteed to wake up at like 5 AM (boo!)

MSC03

Ohio: Jo-jos (seasoned steak fries that will blow your muthafukkin mind), Great Lakes Brewing Company Christmas Ale, Swenson's (burgers that will blow your tits off), and me.

Boom.

klondikebar

DH just got upset because there is no chocolate left from a Godiva gift tower we received a few days before Christmas. DD and I both had AF arrive shortly after. I think it's his fault for not jumping on it. Does anyone really expect a freaking tower of Godiva chocolate to last that long? I say it's his fault for not eating some earlier or at least hiding the pieces he wanted. You snooze, you lose IMO.

LuckyDad

KlondikeBar said:

DH just got upset because there is no chocolate left from a Godiva gift tower we received a few days before Christmas. DD and I both had AF arrive shortly after. I think it's his fault for not jumping on it. Does anyone really expect a freaking tower of Godiva chocolate to last that long? I say it's his fault for not eating some earlier or at least hiding the pieces he wanted. You snooze, you lose IMO.

Always stash what you want if you need to ration chocolate, dude.

Always.