Cheers, mofuckas

missyishere

My kid's being an asshole, and I've downed a jager bomb!

angelashly

Just poured my wine. My SO is "dying" he thinks with his coughing and body aches and is going to be home soon. Being the good partner that I am I am making chicken noodle soup even though I've had the same cold since Saturday. Really a month. I may switch to liquor when he gets here.

WasNotWas

Mid-first beer in!! Ty went to bed without issue and Bradley ate all his dinner. We are watching Planet 51 and he is rubbing his eyes. It will be an early night for all

missyishere

Now my child is demanding a cupcake.  I want to, bro, but guess what TOO FUCKING BAD.

WasNotWas

I guess I shouldn't contribute to this thread because @mabelshesabiotch doesn't love me...*sings "you were always on my mind"*

LuckyDad

missyishere said:

Now my child is demanding a cupcake.  I want to, bro, but guess what TOO FUCKING BAD.

Toddler demands are the worst. Especially when they eat all of something then want more, and it doesn't exist.

missyishere

WORD @luckydad!

WasNotWas

Bradley just finished his dinner and said he wants more bear and is trying to blow my beer because it's hot

missyishere

She was hangry, I guess. I thought to myself, "is it wrong to PIP my kid in a drinking thread?" And then I realized they are the reason we drink.

WasNotWas

We didn't have bear for dinner

LuckyDad

DS tries to take beers out of the case we have on the floor and hand them to me saying "Daddy?" My dreams of a robot butler may be finally coming true!

angelashly

Anyone still watching Awkward?

missyishere

We have a predicted ice storm tomorrow, and DH has to travel for work. FX they don't make him, because he always has to drive a distance when shit like this hits.  I'mma drink to that, too.

angelashly

FX @missyishere

LuckyDad

pobrecita said:

Beer.

You're officially on Holiday break now, yes?

LuckyDad

jessicabcairns said:

And some lady stopped to tell me I shouldn't be drinking with as pregnant as I am. Is it bad that I looked her in the eyes, and said "what!?!? Really!?!?!?"

I love the fact that people just assume no pregnant woman would ever buy her spouse booze. Despite the fact that statistically women do more of the grocery shopping than men do.

LuckyDad

pobrecita said:

pobrecita said:

Beer.

You're officially on Holiday break now, yes?

YES!!!!

CHEERS!

I'm so excited that I basically just have ONE day of work left! Sadly I have actual work to do, so I can't just phone it in and leave early.

missyishere

LuckyDad said:

jessicabcairns said:

And some lady stopped to tell me I shouldn't be drinking with as pregnant as I am. Is it bad that I looked her in the eyes, and said "what!?!? Really!?!?!?"

I love the fact that people just assume no pregnant woman would ever buy her spouse booze. Despite the fact that statistically women do more of the grocery shopping than men do.

I hated grocery shopping until I was a SAHM.  Now, it's my mini-vaca.

klondikebar

Am I the only one that makes up less than cheerful lyrics to Christmas songs?

A very Merry Christmas
And a happy New Year
Let's hope it's almost over
Give me more beer

Sorry, Mr. Lenon.

WasNotWas

I'm watching Drugs, Inc about ecstasy. Makes my decision to have a second beer ok

And yeah, both my kids are in bed asleep!! I will be accepting my MOTY award any day now

missyishere

I will never do a hallucinogen again @wasnotwas.  NEVER 

WillieNelsonsGardener

KlondikeBar said:

Am I the only one that makes up less than cheerful lyrics to Christmas songs?

A very Merry Christmas

And a happy New Year

Let's hope it's almost over

Give me more beer

Sorry, Mr. Lenon.

I think you made the song much better.

I'm drinking a milk stout waiting on dinner to be delivered. My kid is complaining he doesn't want dinner and he wants to take a bath and go to bed. I'm so confused! Usually I'm trying to convince him to take an early bath.

missyishere

Mescaline was a long, strange fucking trip, guise. WHOA

WasNotWas

@missyishere said:

I will never do a hallucinogen again @wasnotwas.  NEVER 

Lol that makes it sound like I made you at one point I drank *handpicked* mushroom tea once but all we did was sit in this dudes room with a blackout light and a plaid couch and listen to sitar music.

missyishere

WasNotWas said:

I will never do a hallucinogen again @wasnotwas.  NEVER 

Lol that makes it sound like I made you at one point I drank *handpicked* mushroom tea once but all we did was sit in this dudes room with a blackout light and a plaid couch and listen to sitar music.

IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!  

I do miss my blacklight days with the fuzzy pictures underneath for proper rubbing.  Please also see wall sized tapestries.  #goddamnhippies

WasNotWas

@pobrecita I smoked a Xanax once, zero anxiety

LuckyDad

I kinda wish I'd tried more drugs in my 20s :P Especially Ecstasy. I feel like I'm too old and cranky now.

LuckyDad

Well, traffic is a disaster out there tonight, so it looks like I'm gonna hang out here for a little later than I normally do. Time to eat all the sugar since I have no booze and probably shouldn't since I still do have to commute!

WasNotWas

@LuckyDad said:

I kinda wish I'd tried more drugs in my 20s :P Especially Ecstasy. I feel like I'm too old and cranky now.

I never tried it but I partied with people who did and I took care of them while they were high. Lots of scalp massages and rubbing in general. And gum!

LuckyDad

GotGingy said:

NO KID FOR A WEEK! ALL THE BOOZE!!

LuckyDad

I'm in a giffy mood apparently.

missyishere

I think we'd be a very dangerous duo @wasnotwas.

WasNotWas

@missyishere said:

I think we'd be a very dangerous duo @wasnotwas.

Especially in our younger days

LuckyDad

WasNotWas said:

I kinda wish I'd tried more drugs in my 20s :P Especially Ecstasy. I feel like I'm too old and cranky now.

I never tried it but I partied with people who did and I took care of them while they were high. Lots of scalp massages and rubbing in general. And gum!

That's some serious Den Mom behavior there. Taking care of people in E sounds really boring. Although "rubbing in general" has a certain appeal...

WasNotWas

@LuckyDad said:

WasNotWas said:

@LuckyDad said:

I kinda wish I'd tried more drugs in my 20s :P Especially Ecstasy. I feel like I'm too old and cranky now.

I never tried it but I partied with people who did and I took care of them while they were high. Lots of scalp massages and rubbing in general. And gum!

That's some serious Den Mom behavior there. Taking care of people in E sounds really boring. Although "rubbing in general" has a certain appeal...


I'm crazy responsible when I am under the influence of stuff (I understand what a ridiculous statement that is). In college I used to come home wasted and clean my room and do dished before I passed out.

missyishere

@wasnotwas is totally coming to tailgate 2014 @mrsbutt. I just know it.

WasNotWas

@justaphase even better, I used to make like lasagne and shit before we went out so we would always have food when we got home instead of stopping for fast food. The after party was always at our apartment

WasNotWas

@missyishere said:

@wasnotwas is totally coming to tailgate 2014 @mrsbutt. I just know it.

I have to figure out a way to distribute love it's IRL first

LuckyDad

WasNotWas said:

@justaphase even better, I used to make like lasagne and shit before we went out so we would always have food when we got home instead of stopping for fast food. The after party was always at our apartment

You are a genius.

LuckyDad

pobrecita said:

I'm in a giffy mood apparently.

Unnecessary.

I think you men imnecessarible.

ETA: Leaving the accidental typo of "men" for "mean". I think I'm pretending to be drunk.

WasNotWas

@mrsbutt I fully intend on getting loaded and cleaning while the kids are at school and I am off work on Monday