My Vagina Fell Asleep...

alygoo615

Well, that's a fun new pregnancy first. Any other ridiculous body things happening to you?

RichLab

...elaborate?

uhm, i am overwheight, and didn't think i would show right away, figured i would bloat, BUT although my uterous is probably the size of a fist, it is pushing up against 2inches of fat, SO i have this odly shaped belly where it is hard towars my belly button then soft at the bottom, i call that baby's pillow lol it is just funny looking, my sister likes it cos she swears baby can hear her not that little rockstar is "showing", im 9wk6days so it is not baby, but it makes her happy to think otherwise

alygoo615

Lol... there is nothing to elaborate. You know that feeling when your foot falls asleep- pins and needles and numbness. I was sitting at my desk, got up, and BAM! Sleeping vagina.

RichLab

OOOOH! ok! sorry, that would have been the obvious answer...lol *face in hand*

HairBossMama

Hahaha what!

alyssa719

Uhh.. my wonderful Hus says "Maybe it needs a prince to come along and kiss it??"

alygoo615

alyssa719 said:

Uhh.. my wonderful Hus says "Maybe it needs a prince to come along and kiss it??"

Hahaha- glad my vagina was a topic of conversation between you and your husband. When I told mine, he told me he had some great ideas on how he could wake it up. I reminded him that's what got us into this predicament. Then he reminded me that it didn't matter anyway! I'm already pregnant!

alyssa719

In all fairness, mine is on the board so he sees all this stuff anyway...

Mine (vag not husband) falls asleep (along with my ass) when I sit on the floor watching tv for too long (because our dogs take over the sofa).

ETA: clarification purposes