Hey Bitches

Spapeggy

It is not even 1 and I have had 3 glasses of wine. Ds is at MDO and dd is sleeping. Anyways. SO last night dh found his computer that he took with him to Iraq. We don't watch porn, gasp, haha but I sent him literally the dirtiest pics and videos, TONS of them. You know when I thought I was fat and all that but was before kids. FUCK I had a BOMB body and I would do anything to get it back. Plus we had some sexy videos of us having sex and all sorts of dirty stuff. HOT. And I am on my period, shit. haha. He hates period sex so This weekend we are going to go nuts. Is it weird to be turned on by videos of yourself having sex? It was pretty hot. I need to lose weight so bad it's not funny. My supply has been dipping so I am pumping and drinking tons of water. We have been snowed in for 8 days, so I needed a few drinks. Anyways....hope y'all have some stuff to add to this convo

Spapeggy

I hope I didn't offend with the bitches stuff, I was trying to he funny. Just having a good day. Carry on

shadypines

Snowed in for 8 Flucking days?? Where do you live?

 

Not offended!!!

WasNotWas

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Spapeggy

Oklahoma. We get I've real bad and dh needed the reliable car for work. I seriously love you ladies but need to post more. I gotta lose some weight man. Ohhhh welllll. Fucking wine and beer I love, plus damn food. Why must f

Spapeggy

Food be so delicious!?!? I'm cleaning but need to read the UO apparently

bullybutt

Spapeggy said:

Oklahoma. We get I've real bad and dh needed the reliable car for work. I seriously love you ladies but need to post more. I gotta lose some weight man. Ohhhh welllll. Fucking wine and beer I love, plus damn food. Why must f

What part of OK?  We are practically all thawed out near Tulsa.

jorkz821

This is a fabulous drunk post!

MrsT0514

Im kinda jealous that you're already 3 glasses of wine deep. Shit...I must be slackin.

Spapeggy

bullybutt said:

Spapeggy said:

Oklahoma. We get I've real bad and dh needed the reliable car for work. I seriously love you ladies but need to post more. I gotta lose some weight man. Ohhhh welllll. Fucking wine and beer I love, plus damn food. Why must f

What part of OK?  We are practically all thawed out near Tulsa.


I'm in Tulsa close to the hard rock in catoosa! We should probably meet up. Just sayin. And yes be jealous I'm into wine already. Ha. We had a frozen hill to get out of our neighborhood so it was harder for dh to get out in his car.

LuckyDad

This is almost like stream of consciousness poetry.

bullybutt

Spapeggy said:

Spapeggy said:

Oklahoma. We get I've real bad and dh needed the reliable car for work. I seriously love you ladies but need to post more. I gotta lose some weight man. Ohhhh welllll. Fucking wine and beer I love, plus damn food. Why must f

What part of OK?  We are practically all thawed out near Tulsa.

I'm in Tulsa close to the hard rock in catoosa! We should probably meet up. Just sayin. And yes be jealous I'm into wine already. Ha. We had a frozen hill to get out of our neighborhood so it was harder for dh to get out in his car.

Oh shit...i live right down the road, past the Pecan Porch off of the HWY... please don't be a body skinner.

Spapeggy

bullybutt said:

Spapeggy said:

Spapeggy said:

Oklahoma. We get I've real bad and dh needed the reliable car for work. I seriously love you ladies but need to post more. I gotta lose some weight man. Ohhhh welllll. Fucking wine and beer I love, plus damn food. Why must f

What part of OK?  We are practically all thawed out near Tulsa.

I'm in Tulsa close to the hard rock in catoosa! We should probably meet up. Just sayin. And yes be jealous I'm into wine already. Ha. We had a frozen hill to get out of our neighborhood so it was harder for dh to get out in his car.
Oh shit...i live right down the road, past the Pecan Porch off of the HWY... please don't be a body skinner.

Great news! I am not body skinner and I am sane. That's crazy close. How old are your kiddos? I'm on mobile and cannot see

bullybutt

Spapeggy  I have a 16 month old DS and I'm KTFU with #2 (10 weeks). I'm usually a hermit since we live away from most of civilization it seems.  Plus by the time I get off work, take care of DS and the dogs, I'm exhausted and going to bed with DS at 7:30.  1st Tri sucks.