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May 2014 Moms
Let's talk about being preggo.
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Re: Let's talk about being preggo.
Oh I am very excited too and the kids will go crazy !! It will probably be just us and the kids and my daughter ( she gets to be the witness since she's old enough ) at the courthouse or maybe we could swing up to one of those gawdy wedding places in Gatlinburg!!
This gives me the sadz.
BFP#3 9-4-13 Benjamin Lee born 4-28-14
I'm sorry your mom's a jerk and you had a bad day.
Why? Because I'm stalking this thread, or because I'm boring? Or both?
Because you aren't contributing your awesomeness, duh.
BFP#3 9-4-13 Benjamin Lee born 4-28-14
Welllll, ok. I'll try!
Maybe too mad.
Pardon my hormones.
With my daughter, my hair fell out in clumps during pregnancy. I had enough to make a hair dye swatch after every shower.
BFP#3 9-4-13 Benjamin Lee born 4-28-14
Something like that! He was playing on the floor, even though I knew was tired, but it has now turned into whiny grump ass that won't lay on me (our typical, yes he's almost a year old, don't judge) without steam rolling all over me. Laying in bed (even with me standing there rubbing his belly) is out of the question. I need beer.
She seriously sounds amazing.
No judging. DD got herself to sleep every night (in our bed) by playing with my hair. From 6-18 months.
BFP#3 9-4-13 Benjamin Lee born 4-28-14
And yes we are the meth capital I waddled my pregger butt up to the pharmacist and said give me Sudafed its the only thing on my approved list.
No judging. DD got herself to sleep every night (in our bed) by playing with my hair. From 6-18 months.
He's just about out finally which means I can put him down in 30-45 minutes. I'm starting to work on getting him to nap alone. So far yesterday was 25 minutes and then no more naps all day and today was 35 minutes then crashed on my lap half an hour after waking up pissed off. Oh and most nights he ends up in my bed by 2-3 in the morning. He was doing so good until about 8 months and a god awful regression hit. We're still trying to fix it!
BFP#3 9-4-13 Benjamin Lee born 4-28-14
Cutie! I'm the same way. I hate all the people on Facebook posting updates at their kids' dr appointments, but I love bragging on mine!
DH and I make fun of all of them. The one that inspired my comment was the one where the chick says the ring is perfect and the guy says that's because he already had it sized. Um, how? You brought her hand in with you while she wasn't using it?
BFP#3 9-4-13 Benjamin Lee born 4-28-14
Yeah. I cleaned it.
Emptied it out. Chucked 75% of the junk. However, a can of paint, which had not been closed properly, decided (at some point in the last year or so) to leak all of its contents out and cover as much junk as it could. Most of the paint was dry (so I got rid of anything stuck in the mess) but there were a couple places still wet.
And I managed to get two paint spots on my maternity jeans. FML.
Ps @busterbeagle DD likes to calm me by my first name as well. Not always, but if I don't respond promptly she does. And it's always funny.
And don't get me started on those "chocolate" diamonds. Hideous AND offensive marketing. Just because you call it chocolate doesn't mean women will like it. It's a polished turd.
That sounds like my whole basement. And she definitely busts out the first name if I don't respond quick enough. She also uses DH's first name if she's yelling to him/at him. I wonder where she learned that?
BFP#3 9-4-13 Benjamin Lee born 4-28-14
She likes to declare to the world when she farting and from where. "Farts! Butt! Funny!" The other day she says "farts!" To which I replies "oh, you're farting?" She said "no, Julie" (my mom) who was sitting next to her. Bathroom humor starts early. I don't know which was funnier. The fact that she called grandma "Julie" or that she was blaming her for obvious baby farts.
DH and I make fun of all of them. The one that inspired my comment was the one where the chick says the ring is perfect and the guy says that's because he already had it sized. Um, how? You brought her hand in with you while she wasn't using it?
DH had my class ring and tried using that when he got me a promise ring. It didn't fit. What he failed to realize is that my class ring was sized for my right hand and my right and left were two different sizes. However my promise ring was in the shop (I broke the band because it was so dainty) when he bought my engagement ring so that did work for him. My ring fit when he gave it to me!
BFP#3 9-4-13 Benjamin Lee born 4-28-14