Things I forgot about having a newborn

snickersforeveryone

1) my giant, engorged boobs make an excellent bottle prop.

2) the worry you feel when the baby hasn't pooped in 12 hours

3) getting up to change a simple pee diaper at 5 AM, only to be attacked by projectile poop.

4) that there is such a thing as projectile poop.

5) the amount of icky stuff such a tiny body can hold

6) the need to take a 5:30 AM shower post poop apocalypse

7) my husband's ability to sleep (or pretend to sleep) through my exclamations of horror

8) the not-very-nice daydreaming of holding baby's business end over DH's head next time

9) that seconds after he attacks me with poo, my baby can give a contented, sleepy smile and melt my heart

KarmB

im very glad i never experianced projectile poop

aylafsu88

#3 and 4 are so true! I remember the first time LO did this I was shocked. How can a little body shot poop that far and with that much force?

StokedWifey

This made me LOL.  Dead. On.

Like @karmB, I am glad I never experienced that.  It scares me to death.  ha.