*******FFFC*********

Munchie2.0

Here is another couple:

1.)

H and I both worked for a pro sports team and have DTD in soooo many places at the arena/office  before games...  *oh yea, we so did it-  hand-five! *

2.)  I LOOOOVE torturing H by walking by him and grabbing his junk and giving him that come and get me look, only to deny him! ... (I am holding out for another 2 weeks I don't like the contractions/spasms I get after sex)   *don't worry he gets to get off via bj or hand job because I am not that mean *

Why are all my confessions about sex?!?! hahahaha   I think I need to just let him do me already! 

Munchie2.0

bethughknee  -  I am sooo going to need those secret places!  We are planning on a trip to cali next year 

lol

MrsGraham06

I would like to have some ST with DH...but I'm with @BabyKezar about the contractions afterwards.

I told DH that sex is how we're going to induce labor for this one.

MrsGraham06

50 minutes of work left...totally not feeling like working. I showed up, did my meetings, and apparently my brain clocked out.

yogamama13

When I know DH will be home early (6ish instead of 8 or 9) I let the kids take longer naps because I know I will have help if we need to keep them up later or if they won't go to bed.  I feel bad because he's worked a full day and probably doesn't want to deal with that but it's so nice to have a long break in the afternoon.

casholmes

1. My grandfather's funeral is today. The weather is bad and my family told me it might not be safe for us to drive up there, but I'm going to anyway.
2. I kind of want LO to get here early, b/c my dad is here in town and I want him to meet the baby. 
3. Now that DH has gotten a better job, I really want to stop going to work. Being on my feet for 8+ hours (b/c they act like I'm a slacker if I don't agree to extend my shifts) every night is making me exhausted, stressed, and sore.
4. Last night our furbaby rat got very sick, and we thought he was going to die. I told DH there's no emergency vet here, even though I'm not 100% sure that's true. I knew if he was going to die he would anyway, and opted to try and nurse him back to health at home instead. He's fine now, but I'm not sure how guilty I would have felt if he'd actually died.

mommabird77

Mine is that I don't want this baby to come out. I have flashbacks of the pure exhaustion and sleep deprevation I had when my son was born. I am not ready to go through that again.

MrsGraham06

mcg1119 said:

My SIL told a horrifying story at my baby shower about how her step dad (also DH's step dad) filmed her labor. When I asked for clarification, she told me that her mom, step dad, daughter, and two sisters were in the delivery room when her last child was born. I only want DH there, I do not need an audience. I have mentioned this to them before and asked DH to tell his whole family. I think I'm just not going to let him tell them when I'm in labor. We will call everyone when she is born to prevent a scene.

You can always tell the nursing staff to keep visitors away until you are ready. At my hospital, you can even ask them to keep your SO out if needed, and what the laboring woman says, goes. SO has no say. They will remove people forcibly if necessary.

ChuggingWater

#teamdirtywhore

monkeybutt61612

Tiffgoddess said:

Mine is that I don't want this baby to come out. I have flashbacks of the pure exhaustion and sleep deprevation I had when my son was born. I am not ready to go through that again.

I feel the exact same way. I am petrified of dealing with newborn exhaustion and then having to also care for a toddler. When there was only one, I took so many naps. Ahhhhh

forevergraceful

I have mentally prepared myself so much that my baby could come early, that I constantly forget that I am due in January. 

Winnieella

1. I was a virgin until my wedding night.
2. I dreamed H and I had sexy time.
3. Both H and I still sleep with stuffed animals/baby blankets. Him it is his blanket and for me it is a stuffed pink panther.

4. I am terrified that this baby will be born early, but hope if it is that I comes around the 35/36 week mark or later.

csandroo

My confession is I probably overstepped my bounds in front of the mom whose kids I nanny but it's my last day w them so idgaf.

I got here to nanny this morning (4 year old and 1 year old) and the Mom is telling me about a rash that the 1 year old has. As she is telling me the two kids are playing in between us on the ground. The 4 year old proceeds to take a splintery wooden drumstick and hit the 1 year old with it. I saw it but I feel like it's not my place to say something cause his moms right there. He hits the baby again. I am POSITIVE the mom sees ... The baby whimpers. The 4y/o looks up at me and while making eye contact with me hits the baby harder than ever.. The baby is now sobbing. The Mom for sure sees this whole thing and I can't believe she isn't intervening. Finally he lifts the stick again to strike the baby... Bam! Hits him the hardest yet. I couldn't take it anymore I stepped in and said "Don't hit the baby like that, it hurts him.. It's good to be nice to our brother." And I took the stick away ..... The Mom didn't even acknowledge that anything happened still and just continued her convo ...

I know it annoyed her I did that and maybe it's not her form of parenting and I should've let her discipline (or NOT discipline) however she likes.. but what if he struck him in the head or the eye next ?? No thanks. If he did that while I was watching him alone there would be time out .. Or a toy taken away .. And a serious convo over why that's not okay and an apology given.

bethughknee

@lolinshag Get it girl.


@BabyKezar You're making me want to do H even more tonight than I already did before FFFC started. I'm also a drive-by junk grabber but I have zero patience and require instant gratification so the process goes: I grab his junk and 45 seconds later we're doing it.

megs12914

Man was I #teamdirtywhore in college. I was such a prude in early high school because I was always at church and judged my older sisters for having sex.
You know what it took to get in my pants when I was 16? My older boyfriend telling me "it would bring us closer together" in a letter. I'm that girl... X_X

Carmlvsjose

wilburbud said:

Next weekend we are scheduled to go out of town with my FIL, MIL and my husbands horribly behaved 9 year old ADHD/violent/bratty/zero disciplined sister.  I was really hoping at my OB appointment yesterday that the doctor would tell me not to go because it's 4 hours from home. DH keeps telling me If I want to back out and stay home, I can, but I know that if I do that his asshole judgy dad will never let me live it down. Instead his dad will comment all weekend about how much weight I've gained,and other lovely comments similar.  

While In all honesty I don't want the complication, and the risk to me or baby, it would be convenient if I went into labor soon, or started spiking BP's again because then just maybe the doctor will not let me go.

I say back out of that stress!! Being pregnant is one of the only times we get to be selfish with our time!

PreDempsey

I should be cleaning but I made the mistake of sitting down and checking my BFF's flight status for tonight. 

My sister is on strict orders to not tell my mother when I am in labor. Really only a small group of friends/family will know when it's actually go time. Mom probably won't know until after LO is here and we've had some hours alone with our baby. 

sugarland726

Tiffgoddess said:

Mine is that I don't want this baby to come out. I have flashbacks of the pure exhaustion and sleep deprevation I had when my son was born. I am not ready to go through that again.

After the shenanigans DD pulled last night with being up every hour, I thought to myself, "What have I done? And I can't undo it!" At least I can manage LO while they are in my uterus. Not the case afterwards.

thegosiers

In my 20s, I had a kick-ass one night stand with a guy who's opening line was "my name rhymes with vomit"

thegosiers

bwinston0192 said:

I have 2

1) Before FI and I started dating, I will still living at my parents' house. My room was on the second floor and there was a window leading out to the roof. My parents had given me a 10:00 curfew on weeknights, which I thought was dumb since I was 20. One night, future FI went right under the window so he could catch me as I jumped so I could sneak out to go to the bar with him. He forgot to catch me when I jumped and I landed on my back. In the mud. I went to the bar with mud on my back. I proceeded to sneak out a bunch of times after that just so I could hang out with future FI. My parents never knew.

2) Before they gave me the curfew, my dad called me a whore to my face one day (since all my friends were guys, and I would hang out with them after work all the time). He asked me how many guys in general I had slept with. I lied about the number.

 

Glad I cleaned up my act, and I'm about to start a family with the man I love more than anything!

 

The first time I was in love in high school, my mom asked me if I had decided to let him be my first. I lied and said yes... He was my third!

megngregk

I was hungry, and bff has no healthy snacks in this house, so I settled for one of those crunch bar sunday things (waffle cone with the choc layer inside, top is covered with nuts). God son wanted some, but I didn't want to share so when he said "Bite please?", I said, "No baby, auntie doesn't feel good...this is medicine". He went away.