Facebook group?

typeset

83edwards said:

Maybe, when we throw up for the rest of pregnancy, we should tap our bellies to show our babies that we are in charge. That is nippin it in the bud....whatevs.

Nipping it in the nub.

pistolpackinmomma

kitchencolors said:

typeset said:

83edwards said:

Maybe, when we throw up for the rest of pregnancy, we should tap our bellies to show our babies that we are in charge. That is nippin it in the bud....whatevs.

Nipping it in the nub.

Nipping the nub is the same as circumcision, right?


Oh please let this start the circ/non-circ debate. That's always a fun one.

typeset

kitchencolors said: Nipping the nub is the same as circumcision, right?

Depends on the angle of the dangle. 

pistolpackinmomma

kitchencolors said:

@pistolpackinmama I almost want to just to see what happens.

It can be quite interesting. Almost as fun as the FF/BF debate. There's rarely a middle ground and a lot of self righteousness.

Miles2Go

typeset said:

83edwards said:

Maybe, when we throw up for the rest of pregnancy, we should tap our bellies to show our babies that we are in charge. That is nippin it in the bud....whatevs.

Nipping it in the nub.

Ahahahaha, well done.

peachysweet4

pistolpackinmomma said:

typeset said:

83edwards said:

Maybe, when we throw up for the rest of pregnancy, we should tap our bellies to show our babies that we are in charge. That is nippin it in the bud....whatevs.

Nipping it in the nub.

Nipping the nub is the same as circumcision, right?

Oh please let this start the circ/non-circ debate. That's always a fun one.

Oh yes please!! I can't wait for people to tell me I mutated my son lol. 

busterbeagle

You know what sucks about this board? Our crazies never GTFO. Even after a thorough flaming. Didn't even redrosepinkcrazy make an appearance after her shitstorm? We are cursed.

peachysweet4

busterbeagle said:

You know what sucks about this board? Our crazies never GTFO. Even after a thorough flaming. Didn't even redrosepinkcrazy make an appearance after her shitstorm? We are cursed.

That's why when a fb group is made you keep it on the DL. No crazies allowed..just the fun crazies. 

pistolpackinmomma

busterbeagle said:

You know what sucks about this board? Our crazies never GTFO. Even after a thorough flaming. Didn't even redrosepinkcrazy make an appearance after her shitstorm? We are cursed.

I think she finally disappeared but the women cause their own miscarriages chick is still around. We are cursed.

dp1320

busterbeagle said:

You know what sucks about this board? Our crazies never GTFO. Even after a thorough flaming. Didn't even redrosepinkcrazy make an appearance after her shitstorm? We are cursed.

And if a FB group happened, they would fiiiiiiiiiiind us.

pistolpackinmomma

kitchencolors said:

Oh oh let's do that one too!

And co-sleeping/bedsharing.

And rear/front facing car seats.

And vaccines.

And TV/screens.

Lol we had to bed share for a few months because it was the only way he would sleep (major sleep regression) and we still do when traveling just so we don't have to take the PNP everywhere.

iadanza

Man, I step away for a minute and this thread blows up....

Rocknroll64

kitchencolors said:

pistolpackinmomma said:

Oh oh let's do that one too!

And co-sleeping/bedsharing.

And rear/front facing car seats.

And vaccines.

And TV/screens.

Lol we had to bed share for a few months because it was the only way he would sleep (major sleep regression) and we still do when traveling just so we don't have to take the PNP everywhere.

ZOMFG. I can't believe you don't even care if your kid can breathe.  What a horrible mother you are.

Don't forget lazy. 

typeset

iadanza said:

Man, I step away for a minute and this thread blows up....

Today is dragging.

pistolpackinmomma

Rocknroll64 said:

kitchencolors said:

pistolpackinmomma said:

kitchencolors said:

Oh oh let's do that one too!

And co-sleeping/bedsharing.

And rear/front facing car seats.

And vaccines.

And TV/screens.

Lol we had to bed share for a few months because it was the only way he would sleep (major sleep regression) and we still do when traveling just so we don't have to take the PNP everywhere.

ZOMFG. I can't believe you don't even care if your kid can breathe.  What a horrible mother you are.

Don't forget lazy. 

I am very lazy. So lazy that I am by myself 95% of the time and have been since birth. Man I need to take parenting classes. Especially since I feed my kid poison. I mean formula.

busterbeagle

pistolpackinmomma said:

kitchencolors said:

pistolpackinmomma said:

Oh oh let's do that one too!

And co-sleeping/bedsharing.

And rear/front facing car seats.

And vaccines.

And TV/screens.

Lol we had to bed share for a few months because it was the only way he would sleep (major sleep regression) and we still do when traveling just so we don't have to take the PNP everywhere.

ZOMFG. I can't believe you don't even care if your kid can breathe.  What a horrible mother you are.

Don't forget lazy. 

I am very lazy. So lazy that I am by myself 95% of the time and have been since birth. Man I need to take parenting classes. Especially since I feed my kid poison. I mean formula.

I also heard that there's poop in your washing machine.

Christinaruth74

I want to spank everyone who has mentioned a Facebook group.

I'm just gonna say what we have all been longing for someone to suggest:
PENPALS

pistolpackinmomma

busterbeagle said:

pistolpackinmomma said:

Rocknroll64 said:

kitchencolors said:

pistolpackinmomma said:

kitchencolors said:

Oh oh let's do that one too!

And co-sleeping/bedsharing.

And rear/front facing car seats.

And vaccines.

And TV/screens.

Lol we had to bed share for a few months because it was the only way he would sleep (major sleep regression) and we still do when traveling just so we don't have to take the PNP everywhere.

ZOMFG. I can't believe you don't even care if your kid can breathe.  What a horrible mother you are.

Don't forget lazy. 

I am very lazy. So lazy that I am by myself 95% of the time and have been since birth. Man I need to take parenting classes. Especially since I feed my kid poison. I mean formula.





I also heard that there's poop in your washing machine.

Why yes there is! I like poop in my washer! And I don't work. Wow! I'm all sorts of horrible! Somebody better report me! I also let my kid fall, cry, take baths with me and he even slept in his swing for the first couple of months!

iadanza

Sometimes when I'm really jonesing for a drink I leave my kid in his crib (sometimes he's still awake but it's at the lowest setting so he can't jump out) and bring the baby monitor to the bar next door to knock a few back. But it's ok because I have the baby monitor so I still know what he's doing. You guys think that's still ok since I'm pregnant again, right?

iadanza

Oh and I leave the TV on in his room and give him some go-go juice (Mt. Dew) to drink from his bottle.  He seems to be totally content with it.

pistolpackinmomma

@iadanza that's totes cool! But if he refuses the my dew then he needs a spanking!

busterbeagle

iadanza said:

Oh and I leave the TV on in his room and give him some go-go juice (Mt. Dew) to drink from his bottle.  He seems to be totally content with it.

Does this mean you watch Toddlers and Tiaras? We might be BFFs.

iadanza

@pistolpackinmomma I think a spanking is light, I'd probably have to put him in the chokie!


@busterbeagle - not regularly but here comes honey boo-boo is a personal fav.  It's like watching a train wreck and I love every second of it!

busterbeagle

Ahhhh the chokie!!!

Miles2Go

But will you make him eat the entire chocolate cake?

pistolpackinmomma

iadanza said:

@pistolpackinmomma I think a spanking is light, I'd probably have to put him in the chokie!


@busterbeagle - not regularly but here comes honey boo-boo is a personal fav.  It's like watching a train wreck and I love every second of it!

Matilda and Honey Boo-Boo! You are a well rounded lady. And I'm not just talking about the bump!

iadanza

@Miles2Go, nah, I prefer things with booze in them.  Helps him sleep better at night...

TheBeeCharmer

Whheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'm streaking through. 

Also, 

Since you read this, you have five minutes to forward it to ten people and get 5 years of good luck. If you do not, you will have a large baby extracted from your ute and all your nub theory nightmares will come true. 

Miles2Go

I'm ready to vote @iadanza into the cool kids club. 

All in favor?

pistolpackinmomma

TheBeeCharmer said:

Whheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'm streaking through. 

Also, 

Since you read this, you have five minutes to forward it to ten people and get 5 years of good luck. If you do not, you will have a large baby extracted from your ute and all your nub theory nightmares will come true. 

I think I love you.

warmheartmom

OMG you ladies are a mess, I can't stop laughing!!! I always join the party late.....

iadanza

TheBeeCharmer said:

Whheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'm streaking through. 

Also, 

Since you read this, you have five minutes to forward it to ten people and get 5 years of good luck. If you do not, you will have a large baby extracted from your ute and all your nub theory nightmares will come true. 

If I forward it to 20 people does that mean I will win the lottery, move out of my in-laws trailer house, upgrade my 60" LED that is waaaaaaaaaaay to small to an 80", and have a girl what I'll name Tyffaniee? 

Sidebar: if that happens I'd still get to keep my food stamps and Medicaid....right?

pistolpackinmomma

iadanza said:

TheBeeCharmer said:

Whheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'm streaking through. 

Also, 

Since you read this, you have five minutes to forward it to ten people and get 5 years of good luck. If you do not, you will have a large baby extracted from your ute and all your nub theory nightmares will come true. 

If I forward it to 20 people does that mean I will win the lottery, move out of my in-laws trailer house, upgrade my 60" LED that is waaaaaaaaaaay to small to an 80", and have a girl what I'll name Tyffaniee? 

Sidebar: if that happens I'd still get to keep my food stamps and Medicaid....right?


Lol is she still around?

pistolpackinmomma

Miles2Go said:

I'm ready to vote @iadanza into the cool kids club. 

All in favor?

I liked this but I guess I'm assuming I'm a cool kid since I do all the wrong things.

runningyogimama

Christinaruth74 said:

I want to spank everyone who has mentioned a Facebook group.

I'm just gonna say what we have all been longing for someone to suggest:
PENPALS

While we're at it, we should probably do a holiday gift exchange via elfster. So some random crazies have our address!

spacepotatoes

Damn it, why does all the crazy happen the one week that I actually have to go to work every day? Why?!

TheBeeCharmer

iadanza said:

TheBeeCharmer said:

Whheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'm streaking through. 

Also, 

Since you read this, you have five minutes to forward it to ten people and get 5 years of good luck. If you do not, you will have a large baby extracted from your ute and all your nub theory nightmares will come true. 

If I forward it to 20 people does that mean I will win the lottery, move out of my in-laws trailer house, upgrade my 60" LED that is waaaaaaaaaaay to small to an 80", and have a girl what I'll name Tyffaniee? 

Sidebar: if that happens I'd still get to keep my food stamps and Medicaid....right?

Yes, of course. But you spelled Tyffaniee wrong. It's Tyffanyiee

Christinaruth74

kitchencolors said:

OMG.  I am about to pee my pants laughing at the irony of the current crazy asking the one who lives with her MIL whether she can read.  Seriously. That just happened. 

Yes yes yes.

I think she would actually get along smashingly with MIL.

Christinaruth74

Pun intended.

momthatlifts

kitchencolors said:

OMG.  I am about to pee my pants laughing at the irony of the current crazy asking the one who lives with her MIL whether she can read.  Seriously. That just happened. 

I'm not going to lie, I caught that one too-